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Post by BatPunk on Sept 1, 2011 21:45:01 GMT -5
Triple H seems to think so. This past week he mentioned Punk's questionable hygiene standards and if I'm not mistaken he's mentioned it quite a few times previously as well. (DX vs SES springs to mind)
So does our saviour stink?
And if so, do we want to see Punk to start using a Dragon Sleeper as a new finisher?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2011 21:46:09 GMT -5
Punk reeks like a hobo and has a bad case of skinny fat ass-ness.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Sept 1, 2011 21:47:01 GMT -5
No, Triple H's big nose just detects smells a lot easier than normal people.
(I'm sorry, it was too easy.)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2011 21:47:59 GMT -5
Considering that 95% of the time he looks like a straight edge wino, probably.
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Post by Cam on Sept 1, 2011 21:49:08 GMT -5
Smell? Considering the women he's had, probably not.
He does look a little like a greasy thug though.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 1, 2011 21:50:33 GMT -5
Triple H seems to think so. This past week he mentioned Punk's questionable hygiene standards and if I'm not mistaken he's mentioned it quite a few times previously as well. (DX vs SES springs to mind) So does our saviour stink? And if so, do we want to see Punk to start using a Dragon Sleeper as a new finisher? The only thing I remember him saying to punk during the S.E.S. was "you don't smoke, drink or do drugs... well neither do I but the difference is I don't look like I just came off a three day bender with Amy Winehouse" or something |
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Post by Cam on Sept 1, 2011 21:53:35 GMT -5
Triple H seems to think so. This past week he mentioned Punk's questionable hygiene standards and if I'm not mistaken he's mentioned it quite a few times previously as well. (DX vs SES springs to mind) So does our saviour stink? And if so, do we want to see Punk to start using a Dragon Sleeper as a new finisher? The only thing I remember him saying to punk during the S.E.S. was "you don't smoke, drink or do drugs... well neither do I but the difference is I don't look like I just came off a three day bender with Amy Winehouse" or something He also said: "By foreign chemicals, do you mean soap and shampoo?" |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2011 21:58:47 GMT -5
He probably has quite the skinny fat swamp ass.
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Post by PKO on Sept 1, 2011 22:18:21 GMT -5
Only half related, but Triple H has always seemed like the kind of guy who drowns himself in cologne.
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Post by Cela on Sept 1, 2011 22:19:30 GMT -5
He sure looks like it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 1, 2011 22:21:06 GMT -5
I've never smelled him, so I wouldn't know.
But that aside, it's not something that should be said in WWE.
They should always build up CM Punk (and all performers), not cut him down with silly insults.
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Sept 1, 2011 22:22:46 GMT -5
I've never smelled him, so I wouldn't know. But that aside, it's not something that should be said in WWE. They should always build up CM Punk (and all performers), not cut him down with silly insults. Not sure why the guy Punk has been antagonizing for weeks would build Punk up. Triple H vs. CM Punk is happening, why would Triple H be all "Punk, you really are the best in the world and I respect you." Him insulting Punk makes sense........ |
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 1, 2011 22:25:59 GMT -5
I've never smelled him, so I wouldn't know. But that aside, it's not something that should be said in WWE. They should always build up CM Punk (and all performers), not cut him down with silly insults. Not sure why the guy Punk has been antagonizing for weeks would build Punk up. Triple H vs. CM Punk is happening, why would Triple H be all "Punk, you really are the best in the world and I respect you." Him insulting Punk makes sense........ Retorting to Punk is fine, but it should be done in a way that enhances him, not demeans him. Essentially an insult that is actually a disguised compliment. It's like Vince calling Austin a "beer drinking redneck who does whatever he wants!" It's meant as an insult, but has the secondary effect of making Austin sound cool. That's how stars should be pushed. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 1, 2011 22:28:42 GMT -5
Punk always kinda has looked 'dirty'; especially for being Straight Edge. Not that he's not awesome, cuz he is, but he is a grimy looking dude most of the time.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 1, 2011 22:30:40 GMT -5
Of course CM Punk smells.
...of pure, concentrated win.
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Sept 1, 2011 22:32:47 GMT -5
Not sure why the guy Punk has been antagonizing for weeks would build Punk up. Triple H vs. CM Punk is happening, why would Triple H be all "Punk, you really are the best in the world and I respect you." Him insulting Punk makes sense........ Retorting to Punk is fine, but it should be done in a way that enhances him, not demeans him. Essentially an insult that is actually a disguised compliment. It's like Vince calling Austin a "beer drinking redneck who does whatever he wants!" It's meant as an insult, but has the secondary effect of making Austin sound cool. That's how stars should be pushed. I think we watch two very different programs. Wrestling's NEVER been like that. Stone Cold would call everyone names. EVERYONE. He rarely ever disguised a compliment. The Rock? Does he compliment Cena? They're building feuds here, not stars, and insults add fire to feuds. I seem to remember Vince calling Austin a redneck son of a bitch numerous times. No compliment in there. Redneck is not an endearing term, its an insult. Son of a bitch...sounds like an insult to Austin's mom. DX...who did THEY ever build up with compliments. The nWo. Who did THEY build up with compliments. Sorry but...I just don't get your point. Punk looks greasy and like he may smell, theres been CM Skunk signs in the audience, Triple H said he had bad hygiene. Sounds about right. |
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Post by Lila on Sept 1, 2011 22:34:12 GMT -5
Only half related, but Triple H has always seemed like the kind of guy who drowns himself in cologne. Now that you've said it, I won't be able to see Triple H without thinking that he's wearing some cheap-smelling musk cologne. |
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Post by Indiana Miz on Sept 1, 2011 23:29:38 GMT -5
He smells like 2 cats just got done having sex and throwing up because death itself took a crap in their mouths.
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Post by Triwizard Champion on Sept 1, 2011 23:55:57 GMT -5
I want to smell like CM Punk.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 2, 2011 1:03:19 GMT -5
It was appropriate for his "I don't care about anything" gimmick
Each gives as good as they get. With insults that lead to rather cutting retorts. Not sure what "You smell" is intended to accomplish.
Not to Austin. He seemed to revel in it. "Redneck" in the context of a corporate suit like Vince using it implies a hatred for the "blue collar working man" which is useful for rallying fans (most of whom are probably working class) against the corporate heel.
Son of a bitch isn't really taken literally. No more than jackass is intended to imply that the subject of the insult is actually a male donkey.
Their characters were basically juvenile douches.
They were more based on actions rather than insults. Spray painting, gang beatdowns, corrupting WCW guys etc...
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