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Post by Shamar James on Nov 11, 2011 17:11:42 GMT -5
Kinda like those "create the worst wrestling show ever" threads.
Our movie starts out with a 35-year-old virgin played by.... Kevin James. He wakes up from a long night of working as an OB/GYN & realizes that........................
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Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Nov 11, 2011 17:17:31 GMT -5
Bucky Larson has just moved in next door
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 11, 2011 17:18:28 GMT -5
With a wise cracking Poodle voiced by David Spade
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 11, 2011 17:19:48 GMT -5
And directed by Uwe Boll.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 11, 2011 17:23:24 GMT -5
And the poodle has flatulence problems.
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King Koopa
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 11, 2011 17:26:12 GMT -5
and is voiced by gilbert godfried.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 11, 2011 17:31:41 GMT -5
With a chihuahua voiced by George Lopez.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 17:31:45 GMT -5
Louie Anderson shows up naked
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 17:33:27 GMT -5
A nonsensical movie about the Transformers that barely resembles the source material and has terrible acting.
I'll call it Revenge Of The Fallen.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 11, 2011 17:34:36 GMT -5
While eating a falafel sandwich.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 17:39:23 GMT -5
Chris Rock and Kramer are conjoined twins that always steal Kevin James's potential girlfriends.
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Post by Shamar James on Nov 11, 2011 17:40:17 GMT -5
Then, Rob Schiender shows up in a Batman costume & says.....
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 11, 2011 17:40:51 GMT -5
His boss is Tyler Perry dressed as a fat woman. Who also has flatulence problems.
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Don't Blame Me
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Post by The Man on Nov 11, 2011 17:41:51 GMT -5
Shia Labeouf plays a world class MMA fighter who is also a smooth as silk ladies man. At the end of the movie he destroys his outclassed opponent played by Brock Lesnar.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 17:56:42 GMT -5
Lesnar plays an undefeated Estonian fighter, who has had accusations of match fixing, associated with...
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Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Nov 11, 2011 17:58:53 GMT -5
The international smuggling ring he and his partner Taka Michonoku was involved with that brought over to the US....
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 11, 2011 18:00:11 GMT -5
A Llama that looks like Jay Leno
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 18:01:32 GMT -5
the noted and articulate lecturer the Great Khali is due to give a speech on the importance of llamas to the green movement when...
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El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 11, 2011 18:11:40 GMT -5
It turns out EVERYTHING mentioned so far is a dream sequence that will never be referenced again.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 11, 2011 18:11:41 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff walk in full frontal nude
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