Someone will pay you $100,000 American to...

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show your whole family, this includes cousins and grandparents, your entire internet history, starting from the very first thing you ever saw on the net until this very moment.

Do you do it, Dodgers?

[Krimzon]

Absolutely. Family comes and goes. Money is forever.

[Deleted]

On one hand, that'd be a damn fine amount of money to have. On the other... Damn, that would be awkward. No clue which way I'd go on it.

[Ducky Momo]

Nov 11, 2011 16:22:04 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Absolutely. Family comes and goes. Money is forever.

This combined with Percy smiling in your sig made me laugh so hard.

[Turd Ferguson]

My blood relatives are dead. So, is there a resurrection clause? I think my Dad would find it funny.

Otherwise, my wife already has an inkling despite my masterful hiding skills, and I don't think my 2 year old daughter and unborn child would really care. And my friends (whom I consider family) are probably worse.

[Sir Woodrow]

For $100,000 Dollars no way.

For a Billion Dollars?
Sure, I could buy a whole new family

[Deleted]

$100,000..absoloutley not.

5 billion unmarked and tax free....sure I will endure the dirty confused looks while I laugh back and I dive into my scrouge mcduck like vault of money.

[Shamar James]

That would start a very awkward conversation that'd probably get me kicked outta my house, so no.

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

I would, i've done nothing too crazy. Then again I am a bit of a whore so i'd probably do it for $100 (about £50 to me).

[Deleted]

I'd take the money.

I mean I doubt that my family would be shocked to know that I've looked at porn. I personally just assume that everyone that I meet has searched out some serious porno. It makes a good conversation starter.

[Wolf Hurricane]

For a hundred grand? Sure! It's not like anything's suspicious is actually in my history anyway.

Incognito, bitches!

[twiggy101]

Well, if I delete my history then technically I have no internet history.

Otherwise, do I dare risk my family honour for money?

[Celgress]

For $100,000,,,, absoloutley not, now if it was $10,000,000 maybe...... As the Million Dollar Man once said, and sang, everyboy has a price.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

On one hand that is a lot of money...

But on the OTHER hand I've looked up some pretty sick shit that I know my family would not approve of.

[Deleted]

Id probably get disowned by my family and lose my girlfriend but with that amount of money both could be replaced so yeah...Oh Hell Yeah

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Not at all. I even set up my browser to automatically delete my history as soon I close all windows.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'm not really much of a porn/Rule 34 person, and I do read freaky fanfiction but mostly because of how awesomely bad it is. So the whole damn world can see what I browse, just give me that cash.

[King Ghidorah]

"Tea?"
"Yes mom?"
"Where did you find so many armpit fetish movies?"
"......Shut up that's where"

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I don't think the OP means your actual computer history that is saved on your computer. I think the question is literally everything you have ever looked at on the internet.

Which is why I cannot vote no enough times.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Nov 11, 2011 16:22:53 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

On one hand, that'd be a damn fine amount of money to have. On the other... Damn, that would be awkward. No clue which way I'd go on it.

Also it would take way too long. To view ALL my Internet history would take years.

My family would just say that they did view it and not even look so that we can just share the money. Save time and embarrassment.