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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 4, 2006 18:31:06 GMT -5
 The fans were amazed when Mark Henry busted out a 450 splash on the Undertaker through a table.  Mark: I SAID MORE NACHOS NOW!!!!!!!!  Nick Patrick: Yeahhhh......I'm going back to diggin ditches for a living. That's no Tombstone...that's oral sex.  It was time for the part of the examination that everyone hates.  Mark Madden got a job working security apparently.  Guy in the crowd: Earl, I don't see how this is gonna erase one of those things off your list.  Bob Backlund's son was hating this referee job already.  Why is Melina wearing a dress made out of Crown Royal bags?  Matt: *sings* Back down...legs up...that's the way I like to...job  Looks like Booker T has Boogeyman's arm.  Randy: I'm Batman  Mission Impossible 3 was looking great  Super Crazy thought that Shang Tsung's fatality from Mortal Kombat 3 could be done in real life.  Regal: What's great is that people think you're getting a push but you haven't wrestled a single match with this new gimmick. Burchill: ........HEY!!!!  The Artist Formerly Known as Paul Burchill |
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Post by sithspit on Mar 4, 2006 18:41:00 GMT -5
Undertaker didn't think it was the time or the place to perform open-heart surgery With his contract coming to an end, Mark Henry thought he'd audition for the role of 'lion at the beginning of MGM films' Undertaker relished his new job as customs officer The invisible wrestler took a horrendous con-chair-to A second later, Mercury realised someone had taken his camera You just wait...... Super Crazy decided to wake Randy Orton from his daydream Pirates of the Caribbean 2 was shaping up nicely |
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Post by nisi on Mar 4, 2006 18:56:18 GMT -5
Super Crazy kicking Randy is frame-worthy, thank you!
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Mar 4, 2006 19:38:46 GMT -5
Randy: I gonna win this staring contest if it's the last thing I do, damnit! Paul threatened Regal to do his Pee-Wee Herman impersonation... or else. WWE: Super Smash Bros Style! Super Crazy: POOOOUURRRRR QQQUUUEEEEEE?  *Bing!* Paul: Arrrrrrrr, I be Paul Birchill, and I approve this message! |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Mar 4, 2006 19:55:48 GMT -5
Henry: Own up, who stole Taz's pants Taker: Mark, set, go Ref: It's no good, he's stuck Thank's for the kite Vince |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 4, 2006 23:12:49 GMT -5
Since the batch of pics for this week WWE.com put up are lame (definitely not the captions though) IMO, Imma post one of the ones I meant to post last week:  "Anotha satisfied customeh!!!!" |
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Post by cattlemutilation on Mar 4, 2006 23:30:12 GMT -5
That's right, love Randy. Give all your love to Randy. (My lame Tom Brady on the Simpsons reference) |
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Mar 4, 2006 23:37:42 GMT -5
(My lame Tom Brady on the Simpsons reference) EVERYBODY SUCKS BUT ME! |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 5, 2006 2:09:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Randy, his banana peel trick on Super Crazy backfired. Vince: Hold it. That's it...that's our hero shot. Taker finally understood what his wife meant when she said "chocolate is bad for your stomach" Mark: IT'S GONNA RAIN! |
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*Bing!*
