King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 2, 2011 19:38:26 GMT -5
So I was scrounging around for something Deliciousable to eat, and I found this!  This was made in 1999, the best used by date is Jan 16 2000. In 1999 I was not even in my current home, so this cake mix has moved between 4 houses. The raisins feel like marbles! Now before I bake and eat these, can cookie mix even expire? And if not, will I die or get super powers. These look so damn good right now, I'm excited, |
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Post by Orange on Dec 2, 2011 19:40:42 GMT -5
Don't eat them - keep them in the box and wait 30 years, sell them on the inevitable vintage food market ;D
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Post by VenomFang on Dec 2, 2011 19:41:38 GMT -5
 I thought you found this guy. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 2, 2011 19:42:11 GMT -5
I thought you found an Indian.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 19:42:38 GMT -5
aww I was hoping it'd be an Indian that can come to life.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 2, 2011 19:46:03 GMT -5
And of course, I'm beaten to the joke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 19:47:52 GMT -5
Expired milk and 12 year old cookie mix: the breakfast of champions.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 2, 2011 19:50:27 GMT -5
This thread makes me happy people know about Indian in the Cupboard.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Dec 2, 2011 19:55:05 GMT -5
This is the only place on the internet where I would have entered the thread just to make an Indian in the Cupboard reference and like 4 people beat me to it.
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Phil Parent
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Post by Phil Parent on Dec 2, 2011 19:56:28 GMT -5
It says extra moist raisins on it. LOL!
I'm guessing the only problem will be that the raisins will have turned into small pebbles.
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Post by Cela on Dec 2, 2011 20:26:30 GMT -5
Everyone beat me to the Indian joke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 20:30:20 GMT -5
Did the Indian in the cupboard joke already get used? multiple times? DAMN IT.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 2, 2011 20:40:06 GMT -5
And of course, I'm beaten to the joke. Same.  |
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Dec 2, 2011 21:40:07 GMT -5
An Indian in the Cupboard reference? Just when I thought this board couldn't get more awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 21:43:14 GMT -5
And here I'm disappointed I was beaten to the expired milk joke.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 2, 2011 21:55:23 GMT -5
Dammit! I was beaten to the "I was beaten to the joke that wasn't about the Indian" joke. |
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King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 2, 2011 21:59:43 GMT -5
Well.....These don't taste right. They taste like erasers, yup this was not a good idea, as soon as it hit my stomach, it kinda just....turned.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 2, 2011 22:03:54 GMT -5
Swerve! He found this guy.   |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 2, 2011 22:36:16 GMT -5
I thought you found this person: {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2011 22:47:23 GMT -5
Well.....These don't taste right. They taste like erasers, yup this was not a good idea, as soon as it hit my stomach, it kinda just....turned. I like that King G is possibly violently ill from this ill advised cookie experiment and people are still making that damn Indian in the cupboard joke. Give us a running commentary of your gastrointestinal distress King G! |
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