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Post by PACKINHEAT on Sept 24, 2011 20:39:32 GMT -5
And try not to make it standard 'turns on the fans' fare like Christian, R-Truth et al.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Sept 24, 2011 20:40:52 GMT -5
He turns SRS, bro.
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Russ
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by Russ on Sept 24, 2011 20:41:49 GMT -5
He spells his name Zach, apparently.
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Sept 24, 2011 20:44:02 GMT -5
Deletes longislandicedz account, and uses Albert's old WWF theme from when he turned on Scotty 2 Hotty.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 24, 2011 20:54:41 GMT -5
He attacks John Morrison because he's embarrassed by his dad's JoMo obsession.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 24, 2011 20:56:11 GMT -5
[Ryder and Cena enter the arena. Both have a mic. Background music hits. Ryder and Cena begin to sing.]
[Cena points to crowd, Zack sings]
You are my ire
My annoying hitchhiker
Believe when I say
You are gay
[Cena: "YOU ARE ALL GAY!"]
You gave us an upstart
You love us even when we fart
Believe me when I say
I want you all to stay away
Cena: FROM ME
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
You buy our merchandise
Tell me why
No matter what we do you love us
What can we do so that you stay away?
Cena:[Whispering]"Stay awaaaaaay."
[Truth and Miz talking to Christian's lawyer.]
"Yes sir. We want to sue them."
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Sept 24, 2011 21:00:40 GMT -5
He attacks John Morrison because he's embarrassed by his dad's JoMo obsession. He said turn heel, not become a bigger face ;D |
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 24, 2011 21:29:56 GMT -5
Disses YouTube.
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Post by moneyman20 on Sept 24, 2011 21:32:49 GMT -5
He doesn't.
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Altabane
Unicron
Burying People For Free
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Post by Altabane on Sept 24, 2011 21:45:06 GMT -5
Who's Zach?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 24, 2011 21:45:47 GMT -5
Zack's evil twin brother. He's friends with Juan Cena. |
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Altabane
Unicron
Burying People For Free
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Post by Altabane on Sept 24, 2011 21:46:46 GMT -5
Zack's evil twin brother. He's friends with Juan Cena. Fraternity brother of Evil Sin Cara? |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 24, 2011 21:47:31 GMT -5
Zack's evil twin brother. He's friends with Juan Cena. Fraternity brother of Evil Sin Cara? Maybe Zach Ryder IS Evil Sin Cara under the mask! |
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Post by Gopher Mod on Sept 24, 2011 22:30:59 GMT -5
Fraternity brother of Evil Sin Cara? Maybe Zach Ryder IS Evil Sin Cara under the mask! Much like Mr. America could be Cena under a mask? |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2011 0:28:25 GMT -5
What if, somehow, he maintained the gimmick he's got, but like before, was extremely delusional about how well-liked he is?
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Post by derangedhermit on Sept 25, 2011 0:40:10 GMT -5
See Matt Hardy after he gets future endeavored.
Oh wait, Zack Ryder is not an idiot.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Sept 25, 2011 2:31:38 GMT -5
Zack stops spiking his hair, only drinks ginger ale, and moves his web show to a personal website where you have to pay to watch it, but it's just 5 hours of him talking about how much better he is than everyone.
Oh, and he brings back the one legged pants so he can increase the amount of merch he pushes.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 25, 2011 2:43:44 GMT -5
Zack stops spiking his hair, only drinks ginger ale, and moves his web show to a personal website where you have to pay to watch it, but it's just 5 hours of him talking about how much better he is than everyone. Oh, and he brings back the one legged pants so he can increase the amount of merch he pushes. I would so buy the one legged pants if they were for sale. I'm not even sure why. I just would. |
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Sept 25, 2011 11:33:43 GMT -5
Honestly, I could see him becoming SRS Ryder and wearing a suit and all that. Even better if he could be backed by a higher up telling him that this will further his career and make him a champion.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 25, 2011 11:49:44 GMT -5
Zack stops spiking his hair, only drinks ginger ale, and moves his web show to a personal website where you have to pay to watch it, but it's just 5 hours of him talking about how much better he is than everyone. Oh, and he brings back the one legged pants so he can increase the amount of merch he pushes. I would so buy the one legged pants if they were for sale. I'm not even sure why. I just would. I think I'd buy them as Pyjamas. Also, he could shave his head, get fake tribal sleeves and wear black trunks with tribal designs on them and team with Curt Hawkins, who's doing the same and come out to "In the Middle" by Disciple and call themselves Ortonheads. Me? Recycle ideas? No! |
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