Name a Flaw Day 60: Gobbledy Gooker

[Big Bad Brad]

Starting every 20 days I'm going to clear out of the previous flaws from the topics and start a new. If you want to see the previous flaws go to the website I made for all these flaws.

Topic is simple, you post a funny, related comment to wrestler of the day. This topic is purely for fun and for jokes.

The funniest will be chosen as the main flaw so if you see something you like, please post that. If there is more than one noticeable flaws, they will chosen together (3 is the limit)

- Nominations are very much WELCOME. Anyone wrestling, past and present can be used.

- I will be doing shows and PPV as well which will be entitled 'Special days', every 5 flaws after this one. (e.g. Raw, Heat, etc)

- The PPV can be a overview of the event or one bit of any PPV event of that year.

- Please feel free to add any show you wish just like the wrestler and they will be added accordingly.

All the flaws will be kept at this website

fan-name-a-flaw.wikispaces.com/

PREVIOUS FLAWS

Day 40: Michael Cole: He exists.

Special Day 9: Wrestlemania IX: In a matter of seconds Hulk Hogan made Bret Hart and Yokozuna look like chump change all for the glorification of his massive ego./Giant Gonzales

Day 41: Mr. Perfect: Shortened his career and his life with drug abuse.

Day 42: Kane: A magnet for crap storylines./Katie Vick

Day 43: Mickie James: Her DDT is an accident waiting to happen, yet she's still insists on using it/Crap storylines. If she wasn't fat she was a crazed stalking lesbian.

Day 44: Jimmy Hart: Late in his career, he was saddled with managing some horrible wrestlers and gimmicks.

Day 45: Stomper The Kangaroo (TNA Mascot): He's a f***ing kangaroo. What does that have to do with Total Non-Stop Action?

Special Day 10: No Holds Barred (Movie): Was the first of many horrible movies in which Hogan was the leading actor and to a Zeus main event push.

Day 46: Percy Watson: He's really generic without the glasses and flamboyancy./Who?

Day 47: Batista: Got people fired because they would not sleep with him./He left WWE during the most entertaining stretch of his career.

Day 48: Michelle McCool: She's a female Triple H./For a woman who loves life, she sure does sound bored all the time./She loves life while dating a dead man......isn't that necrophilia?

Day 49: Vince Russo: "Couldn't book Lassie in a pet show."/Responsible for 95% of what is wrong today with professional wrestling./He's one of the greatest bookers, and always got the midcard involved. SWERVE!

Day 50: Daniel Bryan: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes/He's a vegan who doesn't own a TV and doesn't drink soda. He is nothing like the stereotypical wrestling fan.

Special Day 11: Buried Alive: the shoveling takes forever and a day/

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Undertaker loses

Day 51: John Laurinitis: His Voice/Feels the need to constantly tell people what his job title is/And he still hasn't given Punk an Ace Crusher.

Day 52: Jerry "The King" Lawler: More annoying than Cole on commentary./Was once a great commentator during the attitude era was very edgy and now he's just stale, repetitive, uninventive, and just plain bad.

Day 53: Big Show: Has been very reckless in the ring lately/Was never the huge star he should have been, due to over-exposure.

Day 54: Goldberg: Outside of his streak, there was nothing interesting about the guy.

Day 55: Braden Walker: HE'S FAT!!!/We're still waiting for the 3 disk DVD set of his amazing legacy.

Special Day 12: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling: It didn't have the wrestlers doing their own voices./Not enough focus on Junkyard Dog

Day 56: Chyna: You could write a book on all the flaws of hers./Her raging ego and insane Twitter rants./Has to resort to porn to remain "a name", so to speak.

Day 57: Shane McMahon: Didn't realize that punches need to connect in order to inflict damage.


Day 58: Suicide: He was portrayed by three different people, and all three of them deserved better./Portraying this man was exactly like his namesake....Suicide!/Is the poster child for why made-for-game charecters should NOT be brought in to the real world roster.

Day 59: Linda McMahon: For reasons we can't talk about, she's influencing the WWE product to change in a way that most people don't enjoy./Is replaceable with a plank of wood.

Today's Flaw:
Gobbledy Gooker



UPCOMING FLAWS

Sunday (Special Day 13) - Ultimate X Match

Monday - Captain Lou Albano

Tuesday - Lacey Von Erich

Wednesday - Dolph Ziggler

Thursday - The Road Warriors

Friday - The Miz

Saturday (Special day 14) - WWE '12 (Video Game)

Sunday - The Four Horsemen

Monday - Wild Cat Willie (WCW Mascot)

Tuesday - Demolition

Wednesday - Layla

Thursday - John Morrison

[J]

Never had a World Title run.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Was only there because WWE (in their infinate wisdom) thought they needed a mascot. With the crowd reaction and aftermath, WWE was left with egg on their face (pun intended).

[bob]

ruined Hector Guerrero's career

[Big Bad Brad]

This isn't really a flaw but its the reason the Gooker came to be.

Around this time Vince McMahon wanted to create a new character called "Eggman" and the guy he was wanting to play this character was Mark Calaway who just finished up in WCW as Mean Mark Callous, after months of hyping up this stupid egg Vince realized that the Eggman is a stupid gimmick so he changed Calaway's gimmick from The Eggman to The Undertaker and debuted him as Million Dollar Man's mystery partner.

Since the WWF has been hyping this damn egg up for months he had to do something so since it was Thanksgiving he put Hector Guerrero in a Turkey Suit and called him The Gobbledy Gooker.

I have heard this in some shoot interviews even on WWE 24/7 Legends of Wrestling: Worst Characters. So I think it sounds pretty accurate.

[Big Bad Brad]

Since I was talking about Undertaker in the last post here's something funny about his debut his original name was "Kane The Undertaker" theres even a match on Youtube were he wrestled as Kane The Undertaker just found that funny that the name Kane was used when he started in WWF.

[Deleted]

It was so bad that it became the standard-bearer for bad wrestling ideas.

[RKTaker]

he was a turkey enough said

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Someone named an award after it, and it sure as shit ain't one you want to win.

[stinger]

Moveset was sort of limited. Not too great on the mic, either.

[nWoElite]

It hatched.