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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 28, 2006 18:10:20 GMT -5
Why cowboys? Cowboys suck! Hey, what did I just say? Do not argue with me!  THE CALCULATOR DOES NOT LIE! Cowboys are the coolest. They do one-liners like action heroes (Clint), they pretty much kill people for a living, have cool showdowns..... play Red Dead Revolver, and then tell me cowboys suck. Vikings are cool, and they have the advantage of kind of being a cross between two other cool gimmicks, pirates and knights. But the calculator does not lie. You just can't argue with scientific fact. Vikings Job - Plunder, Pillage, and Rape. Cool Pirates - Same. Cool Ninjas- Assasinate people and have big fight scenes. Cool Knights - They're job is to protect fair maidens and enforce the law. not cool. But, add the fact they do it through jousting, murder, and do dragonslaying. Cool Cowboys- job is to chase fat animals on horseback. That is NOT cool. The Carlito meter tells no lies. Plus it's 2000000000 billion trillion times better than your calculator. |
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Post by Ratings on Feb 28, 2006 18:22:43 GMT -5
I think ye should feud with that guy with afro haircut and always spits apples into people's faces. What was his name again?
Oh yes.
CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-LITO!!!!!
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Post by sithspit on Feb 28, 2006 18:23:35 GMT -5
Vikings Job - Plunder, Pillage, and Rape. Cool Pirates - Same. Cool Ninjas- Assasinate people and have big fight scenes. Cool Knights - They're job is to protect fair maidens and enforce the law. not cool. But, add the fact they do it through jousting, murder, and do dragonslaying. Cool Cowboys- job is to chase fat animals on horseback. That is NOT cool. The Carlito meter tells no lies. Plus it's 2000000000 billion trillion times better than your calculator. Hey, that's not cool  *spits apple* Maybe I should re-phrase my meaning of cowboy. I mean the old western cowboys who used to have saloon fights, drink whiskey, screw hookers, have gunfights, rob stagecoaches, and all the other cool stuff on the frontier. They are COOOOOOOOOOOL. |
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 28, 2006 18:25:17 GMT -5
Ah, fake movie cowboys.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2006 18:47:15 GMT -5
I think ye should feud with that guy with afro haircut and always spits apples into people's faces. What was his name again? Oh yes. CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-LITO!!!!! No no no If he is to fued with anyone it should be RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-V-D Think of the crowd chants #1 = R-V-D #2 = RRRRRRRRRRR-V-D! RRRRRRRRR-V-D |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Feb 28, 2006 18:48:32 GMT -5
The Knight should be that time-displaced guy from Chikara
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Post by Virt McGirt on Feb 28, 2006 18:50:06 GMT -5
If cavemen get thrown into the mix, my vote goes to them. Why? I'm a mark for "primitives"
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Post by sithspit on Feb 28, 2006 19:11:58 GMT -5
If cavemen get thrown into the mix, my vote goes to them. Why? I'm a mark for "primitives" Maybe Snitsky could be the caveman? |
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 28, 2006 19:12:13 GMT -5
The Knight should be that time-displaced guy from Chikara Lance Steel. And yes, it should be. |
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Post by Jiren on Feb 28, 2006 19:31:08 GMT -5
 Ratings Winner  And just for a laugh  He he he he |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2006 20:21:31 GMT -5
He he he he Who is that in the photo? |
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Post by Jiren on Feb 28, 2006 20:23:58 GMT -5
look close it's obvious
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 28, 2006 20:28:57 GMT -5
Is the one on the right Mr.Calloway?
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Post by samachine on Feb 28, 2006 20:30:15 GMT -5
Akio should be the ninja and Davey Boy Smith needs to be the astronaut.
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Post by Jiren on Feb 28, 2006 20:32:28 GMT -5
Is the one on the right Mr.Calloway? They both are |
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 28, 2006 20:33:28 GMT -5
lmao. So is this before or after he died and came back?
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Post by Jiren on Feb 28, 2006 20:34:57 GMT -5
it just looks funny
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Post by vrjustin01 on Feb 28, 2006 20:46:22 GMT -5
Cowboys don't just follow big fat animals around.. They are also sheriffs, Vigilantes and they fight rustlers to the death. They tame stallions, rope calves...and they drink nasty coffee. They brave the wilderness and fry up wheat biscuits on a skillet over the fire, while playing harmonicas and guitars. One person my have some spoons they clickitty clack on their knee. They can go anywhere they want, get any woman they want.
They stand up to the man who wants to build locomotive tracks and oil wells on Pappy's homestead.
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 28, 2006 20:52:02 GMT -5
Let's see what Merriam-Webster has to say about this.
Main Entry: cow·boy
Pronunciation: -"boi
Function: noun
1 : one who tends cattle or horses; especially : a usually mounted cattle-ranch hand
2 : a rodeo performer
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Post by VeggieOverlord on Feb 28, 2006 20:53:08 GMT -5
YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME! Now if we can get CM Punk to be a ninja we can finally lay to rest the pirates vs. ninja debate You stole that from ME! I was saying that as soon as it was revealed that his ancestors were pirates. |
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THE CALCULATOR DOES NOT LIE! Cowboys are the coolest. They do one-liners like action heroes (Clint), they pretty much kill people for a living, have cool showdowns..... play Red Dead Revolver, and then tell me cowboys suck.
*spits apple*
