Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 28, 2006 21:37:19 GMT -5
YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME! Now if we can get CM Punk to be a ninja we can finally lay to rest the pirates vs. ninja debate I gotta go Ninja, unless the battle takes place on the open seas. Then the Vikings would kill both of them
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Feb 28, 2006 21:56:06 GMT -5
It's a scientific fact: Cowboys > Pirates > Ninjas > Vikings > Knights. That is scientific FACT. Don't argue with me. I worked it out on a calculator and everything. I say a tournement is needed. 8 men. Each representing thier respective groups. Cowboy = Bob Orton Pirate = Paul Birchill Ninja = Qwang(sp?) Viking = Beserker? Knight = ?? Spaceman = ?? Samurai = Kenzo Suzuki Mutated Food Produce = Kung Fu Chicken Noodle Mutated food product? CLEARLY the only choice is Curry Man.
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Post by The KnutCase on Feb 28, 2006 22:14:03 GMT -5
Cowboys don't just follow big fat animals around.. They are also sheriffs, Vigilantes and they fight rustlers to the death. They tame stallions, rope calves...and they drink nasty coffee. They brave the wilderness and fry up wheat biscuits on a skillet over the fire, while playing harmonicas and guitars. One person my have some spoons they clickitty clack on their knee. They can go anywhere they want, get any woman they want. They stand up to the man who wants to build locomotive tracks and oil wells on Pappy's homestead. I heard that cowboys eat pudding and explore their sexuality with each other.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Feb 28, 2006 22:15:29 GMT -5
hehehe, in that case, it goes:
Cowboy = Bob Orton Pirate = Paul Birchill Ninja = Qwang(sp?) Viking = Beserker? Knight = The Ultimate Warrior (He no sold so much that it looked like he was wearing armor, so why not?) Spaceman = Max Moon Samurai = Kenzo Suzuki Mutated Food Produce = Curry Man
(Honorable Mention: Caveman = Snitsky)
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Post by sithspit on Feb 28, 2006 22:18:24 GMT -5
I heard that cowboys eat pudding and explore their sexuality with each other. I don't think you can base the entire definition of a cowboy on 'Brokeback Mountain'!
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Post by The KnutCase on Feb 28, 2006 22:24:00 GMT -5
I heard that cowboys eat pudding and explore their sexuality with each other. I don't think you can base the entire definition of a cowboy on 'Brokeback Mountain'! Nah, South Park had it pegged before Brokeback Mountain made it "cool."
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