Best (and worst) builds on the current roster

[Burst]

JoMo's departure should result in some fresh opinions for once.

I'd have to say both Cody Rhodes and David Otunga probably have the best bods on the roster right now. Otunga seems like he used his time in a sweater vest to get even more amazingly ripped than he was, while Cody's quietly becoming more and more Rick Rude-like, which is funny considering how puny he looked in Legacy.

Outside of the main roster, Antonio Cesaro's got a very classic in the Eugen Sandow sense build, and for non-sculpted builds, I have to give Mark Henry plenty of credit for getting rid of almost all of the Kool-Aid fat and looking much more like the powerhouse he should be.


As for worst? Punk, I'm sorry, but you're really not helping Triple H's old "Skinny fatass" slur. I don't know if it's because of his notorious insomnia or what, but he's got the same sort of vaguely confusingly flabby thing that Chris Hero has right now, or had, at least.

Note, I'm not saying that more muscles = better than, because the entire point of the topic is just ABOUT who has the best build, not how it affects them character-wise.

[executive vice grenadier]

I am doing my damnedest not to make a "gay fish" joke, damn youl.

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I actually think the most ripped guy on the roster is Evan Bourne.

Zack Ryder has that male model physique. He should be the guy they market to the women and teenyboppers.

Alex Riley has the perfect proportions. He's big, but not too big.

Miz's pecs seem kind of big in comparison to the rest of his muscles.

[gonzo16]

I think Ziggler has a good look to him. Not too big, but he's ripped and looks like a top notch athlete. Very convincing.

[BigWill]

David Otunga's body is amazing. I wish I could steal his bow tie so I can burn it and absorb at least a little bit of his power.

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Mar 19, 2012 23:29:35 GMT -5 BigWill said:

David Otunga's body is amazing. I wish I could steal his bow tie so I can burn it and absorb at least a little bit of his power.

You don't need to do that. If you want to feel Otunga's power, just stand next to him.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Holy shit, John Cena. Was his body chiseled by Michaelangelo?

[Jimmy]

Not exactly related to topic, but anybody else notice how much Drew McIntyre has bulked up since he debut in 2009? He used to be a fairly skinny, lanky white guy. Now he's a big, hulking orange dude. As if the Triple H comparisons from back then weren't enough, he literally did the exact transformation HHH did in 99.

[terminator2k22]

best-otunga,ziggler.worst-no doubt chris hero is lookin horrible right now.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Best: Riley, Ziggler, Ryder to an extent

Worst: Ohno and his love support bars

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Cody RHodes needs to start wearing pants like yesterday. he's got chicken legs, and it really hurts his aura.

[The Tee Why]

I find chris heros body just funny. So flabby for a skinny guy