Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 26, 2012 9:58:03 GMT -5
DIS THREAD IS DEDICATED TO MY FAVORITE KEWTIE DAN MAFF LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT DAN MAFF
NOW DANNY AS I CALL HIM OR DANIEL TO THOSE WHO ARENT SUPER AWESOME BEST FRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH HIM IS MIGHT NOT BE KNOWN TO ALL OF YOU.
(SUPER SEXY BEST BUDDIES EXCEPT FOR THAT GINGER LIGER WHOS ALWAYS TRYING TO BLOCK ME FROM SPENDING TIME WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DANIEL. OOOH I WANNA BE JUST LIKE TIGER MASK WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY YOURE NOT YOURE JUST A GINGER.)
THE REASON YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW MY MAIN MAN MC DM WOULD BE ELUSIVE TO ME AND TO BE HONEST IT'S MORE THAT OK BECAUSE IT JUST LEAVES MOAR MAFF FOR MEH BABEH IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING.
BUT I THINK DAT THURS A SERIOUS LACK OF MAFF IN DIS BOARD AND CERTAINLY IN DIS INTERNET. I SHOULDNT BE MAKING THIS THREAD. THIS SHOULD BE THE MAFF NETWORK. THIS SHOULD BE THE MAFFERNET. YOU SHOULD ALL HAVE DAN MAFF AVATARS. YOU SHOULD HAVE A SIGNED PICTURE OF DAN MAFF ON YOUR WALL LAMINATED BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR SALIVIA BECAUSE YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS LICKING IT WHILE SCREAMING "OOOOOOOH MAFFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
I THINK THAT THE CLEAR SOLUTION IS TO START WORSHIPIN DIS GAWD OF PRO WRESTLIN. SEE SOME PEOPLE DEY DIE FOR SINS BUT DAN MAFFS BETTER. HE CAN DO A GERMAN SUPLEX YO. DID I MENTION THAT HES ALSO QUITE BEAUTIFUL? HE HAS THE RUGGED GOOD LOOKS OF AT LEAST 2 AND A HALF XAVIERS AND XAVIERS THE ALL AROUND BEST
(all around best but not as kewt as my sweet danny boy
)
TO BE HONEST,WHEN I LOOK INTO DAN'S EYES I SEE THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN. SO I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY DONT ALL YOUS GUYZ TALKS ABOUT HIM OKAY? BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS. WE NEED TO MAKE THIS INTO A MAFF ZONE. THE TNA BOARD WILL BE RENAMED TOTAL NONSTOP MAFF. AND YOU CAN DAMN WELL BET IF THE TOTAL NONSTOP MAFF BOARD STARTS UP I'D BE THE MAFFE CEE!
WE CAN CELEBRATE ALL OF DANS GREAT MOMENTS. LIKE WHEN HE JOINED THE PROPHECY. YEAH I SAID IT YOU ROHBOTS. I DONT BELIEVE IN THE CODE OF HONOR(btw dont even touch dans hand,he'll give you a tiger driver and not in a good erotic way like he does his best buddy me).
WE COULD CELEBRATE HIS PALPABLE SEXUAL TENSION WITH BJ WHITMER WHO IS NOT NEARLY THE GREAT LIFE PARTNER I WOULD BE.
(f*** you whitmer)
WE COULD ALL BE BUDDIES. WE COULD DRAW HEARTS ON OUR NOTEBOOK AND MAIL DO YOU LIKE ME CHECK YES OR NO LETTERS TO HIM. WE COULD COMPILE OUR DAN MAFF SCRAPBOOKS. WE COULD PAINT OUR NAILS AND LISTEN TO ALBUMS AND PRETEND IT'S DAN SINGING TO US. WE COULD SHOW UP OUTSIDE DAN MAFFS WINDOW BLARING DA HIT SQUAD THEME MUSIC ON A BOOMBOX. I COULD EVEN RELAY MY STORIES OF SLUMBER PARTIES WITH MAFF AND LIGER. GOD DAMN I HATE THAT GINGER.
LET'S MAKE THIS BOARD CELEBRATE MAFFINANITY. I CLOSE WITH THIS PICTURE.
(
DAN MAFF BEING MAD SEXY)
NOW DANNY AS I CALL HIM OR DANIEL TO THOSE WHO ARENT SUPER AWESOME BEST FRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH HIM IS MIGHT NOT BE KNOWN TO ALL OF YOU.
(SUPER SEXY BEST BUDDIES EXCEPT FOR THAT GINGER LIGER WHOS ALWAYS TRYING TO BLOCK ME FROM SPENDING TIME WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DANIEL. OOOH I WANNA BE JUST LIKE TIGER MASK WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY YOURE NOT YOURE JUST A GINGER.)
THE REASON YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW MY MAIN MAN MC DM WOULD BE ELUSIVE TO ME AND TO BE HONEST IT'S MORE THAT OK BECAUSE IT JUST LEAVES MOAR MAFF FOR MEH BABEH IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING.
BUT I THINK DAT THURS A SERIOUS LACK OF MAFF IN DIS BOARD AND CERTAINLY IN DIS INTERNET. I SHOULDNT BE MAKING THIS THREAD. THIS SHOULD BE THE MAFF NETWORK. THIS SHOULD BE THE MAFFERNET. YOU SHOULD ALL HAVE DAN MAFF AVATARS. YOU SHOULD HAVE A SIGNED PICTURE OF DAN MAFF ON YOUR WALL LAMINATED BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR SALIVIA BECAUSE YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS LICKING IT WHILE SCREAMING "OOOOOOOH MAFFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
I THINK THAT THE CLEAR SOLUTION IS TO START WORSHIPIN DIS GAWD OF PRO WRESTLIN. SEE SOME PEOPLE DEY DIE FOR SINS BUT DAN MAFFS BETTER. HE CAN DO A GERMAN SUPLEX YO. DID I MENTION THAT HES ALSO QUITE BEAUTIFUL? HE HAS THE RUGGED GOOD LOOKS OF AT LEAST 2 AND A HALF XAVIERS AND XAVIERS THE ALL AROUND BEST
(all around best but not as kewt as my sweet danny boy
)
TO BE HONEST,WHEN I LOOK INTO DAN'S EYES I SEE THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN. SO I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY DONT ALL YOUS GUYZ TALKS ABOUT HIM OKAY? BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS. WE NEED TO MAKE THIS INTO A MAFF ZONE. THE TNA BOARD WILL BE RENAMED TOTAL NONSTOP MAFF. AND YOU CAN DAMN WELL BET IF THE TOTAL NONSTOP MAFF BOARD STARTS UP I'D BE THE MAFFE CEE!
WE CAN CELEBRATE ALL OF DANS GREAT MOMENTS. LIKE WHEN HE JOINED THE PROPHECY. YEAH I SAID IT YOU ROHBOTS. I DONT BELIEVE IN THE CODE OF HONOR(btw dont even touch dans hand,he'll give you a tiger driver and not in a good erotic way like he does his best buddy me).
WE COULD CELEBRATE HIS PALPABLE SEXUAL TENSION WITH BJ WHITMER WHO IS NOT NEARLY THE GREAT LIFE PARTNER I WOULD BE.
(f*** you whitmer)
WE COULD ALL BE BUDDIES. WE COULD DRAW HEARTS ON OUR NOTEBOOK AND MAIL DO YOU LIKE ME CHECK YES OR NO LETTERS TO HIM. WE COULD COMPILE OUR DAN MAFF SCRAPBOOKS. WE COULD PAINT OUR NAILS AND LISTEN TO ALBUMS AND PRETEND IT'S DAN SINGING TO US. WE COULD SHOW UP OUTSIDE DAN MAFFS WINDOW BLARING DA HIT SQUAD THEME MUSIC ON A BOOMBOX. I COULD EVEN RELAY MY STORIES OF SLUMBER PARTIES WITH MAFF AND LIGER. GOD DAMN I HATE THAT GINGER.
LET'S MAKE THIS BOARD CELEBRATE MAFFINANITY. I CLOSE WITH THIS PICTURE.
(
DAN MAFF BEING MAD SEXY)
