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Post by Wade Barrett = WRESTLING GOD!! on Apr 3, 2012 4:51:09 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 10926333526
John Cena: Alright Tony Schiavone that Was a Hellva....
*Generic Rock Song*
Whats Mark Jindrak Doing in the IMPACT ZONE!!
John Cena Pull out His Phone : Hello CZW??
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Apr 3, 2012 7:54:33 GMT -5
John Cena: Alright Mark, you brought me Hell last night and came out the better man. I'd like to call you out here and shake your..."
"I'm the Mountie!"
John Cena: Oh f*** this.
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El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 3, 2012 8:09:41 GMT -5
Jophn Cena: Well...after losing to The Mountie (With Johnny Polo) ...I can say without a shadow of a doubt he was the better man....I respect you ....if you'd be so kind as to come out and shake my Hand...
*Ultimate Warrior Theme Plays, Warrior runs down and re-inacts the match between himself and HTM at Summerslam 88 (With Cena replacing Honky of course)*
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Apr 3, 2012 8:10:33 GMT -5
Cena: All I can say is that, after losing to the Mountie, I will. Not. Quit! And my next opponent is going to shock the world because he is...the SHOCKMASTER!
*falls through gorilla position, helmet akimbo*
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 3, 2012 8:22:02 GMT -5
John: Shockmaster, you truly did shock the world. You were the better man, so if you'd come down to the ring....
"Bird Bird Bird, do the Bird Bird Bird....."
John Cena: God dammit.....*cries*
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Post by chunkylover53 on Apr 3, 2012 19:31:23 GMT -5
John: Shockmaster, you truly did shock the world. You were the better man, so if you'd come down to the ring.... "Bird Bird Bird, do the Bird Bird Bird....." John Cena: God dammit.....*cries* John Cena:Koko really showed me what he is capable of, a well deserved Hall of Famer, I really apprecia- "I'm the Booger Man" John Cena: Please no...
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Post by Spearmint* on Apr 3, 2012 19:36:11 GMT -5
John: Shockmaster, you truly did shock the world. You were the better man, so if you'd come down to the ring.... "Bird Bird Bird, do the Bird Bird Bird....." John Cena: God dammit.....*cries* John Cena:Koko really showed me what he is capable of, a well deserved Hall of Famer, I really apprecia- "I'm the Booger Man" John Cena: Please no... Night After Wrestlemania 42: Cena: "Well what a match, I'd like to extend my heartfelt congratulations to --" *Arena lights to black. Back on to this: Cena: "NOT YOU AS WELL CLONES??!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2012 19:42:18 GMT -5
John Cena:Koko really showed me what he is capable of, a well deserved Hall of Famer, I really apprecia- "I'm the Booger Man" John Cena: Please no... Night After Wrestlemania 43: Cena: "Well what a match, I'd like to extend my heartfelt congratulations to --" *Arena lights to black. Back on to this: Cena: "NOT YOU AS WELL CLONES??!" After Wrestlemania 42. Cena walks into the ring. *Undertaker gong rings* OMG IT'S 1994 FAKE UNDERTAKER WITH GREY GLOVES!!!! Cena: "Am I feuding with impostors now?"
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Post by joebob27 on Apr 3, 2012 19:46:00 GMT -5
"Well, 110 clones of myself was a tough, epic battle. I mean, since they're clones of me you'd think I'd have a chance, but hey, thems the breaks. I'd just like my clones to come out so I can congratulate every single one of them. I mean, Cenation, those guys were unbelieveable, give them a hand.... alright, Clones, come on out here...."
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Apr 3, 2012 19:48:11 GMT -5
All I know is that the April 8th RAW has one helluva act to follow. I don't envy that crowd one bit. NYC is as good as any to follow!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2012 21:17:42 GMT -5
2017. Well WWE Universe, thank you for showing your emotions, good and bad, towards me last night in my loss to Ahmed Johnson. Ahmed, you're one hell of a competitor, a profound orator, and your trunks have not and will not EVER ride up your ass too much in a match, and for these reasons I respect you. *4 on the floor drum beat....what's this? horns kick in...it can't be....* "DISCO FEVER! DISCO FEVER! DISCO FEVER! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHH"
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Post by Munkie91087 on Apr 4, 2012 0:34:05 GMT -5
"Disco Inferno, you were the better man last night and I'd be honored if I could shake your hand..."
*Holler if you hear me!!!* *Siren*
Scott Steiner: YOU'RE FAT, CENA!!!
"...Wrestlemania next year it is."
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Post by chickenplucka on Apr 4, 2012 0:45:04 GMT -5
"Well Steiner, you got the best of me, and I'd like you to come out so I can shake your hand"
STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH
"...mania"
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Post by Big Evil on Apr 4, 2012 0:47:14 GMT -5
Sid.
Kills on first night.
No Mania.
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Wade Wilson
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 4, 2012 0:47:43 GMT -5
Well Hurricane, it makes sense that you beat me since you beat Rock that time too. But now I'm looking to move on...
HOLY SIDEKICKS HURRICANE, IT'S MIGHTY MOLLY!
Why does everybody keep doing this to me?!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2012 2:38:34 GMT -5
Well I think I defeated every wrestler in existence now.
*Bring the Pain plays on the PA*
Yo dawg it's me Method Man. We were on a cover of a WWE magazine once in 2004 and well I'm pissed of you for something I can't remember
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Apr 4, 2012 3:17:25 GMT -5
Cena: So yeah....I just lost to Method Man. My hats off to him, he brought it last night and beat me fair and square. So Method Man come on out here and shake my-
*Guitar riff* "There's no holding me back!"
Cena:...Okay, I'm done. I hereby announce my retirement! Bye guys!
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Post by notdamountie on Apr 4, 2012 20:09:22 GMT -5
Cena: "Well, that was a hard-fought match against Bob Holly at Wrestlemania last night..."
"Extra! Extra!"
JR: "BAH GAWD, it's Maria Menounos!!"
King: "She is undefeated, JR."
Lillian: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mania Menounos will take on John Cena at WrestleMaria!"
Cena: Wut.
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Post by RI Richmark on Apr 4, 2012 21:39:32 GMT -5
Cena: Well Mania Menounos and I gave it all in the ring last night and she was the better man..er woman. So I like to call....
(Hail To The Chief plays)
Cena: Who are you?
Man: I am James K. Polk, 11th President of The United States. I whipped Henry Clay's ass and now I'll whip yours.
Cena: This doesn't make any sense!
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Apr 4, 2012 23:07:26 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 2069
Cena _ Well guys, I am 93 years old and I really enjoyed my last match against my feeding bag at wrestlemania 68. I think it's FINALLY time for me to say thanks and go home.
bad 70's porno music starts...
Cena - What the....
Micheal Cole the third - WHAT THE HELL IS RON JEREMY DOING HERE!!!
Cena - Oh can the grim reaper finally come challenge and kill me!!!
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