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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2012 23:30:42 GMT -5
WrestleMania 43
Cena- I gave it all last night, and I am proud of how hard I fought my opponent, so I would like to thank....
*COME ON! GET SOME! YEA, YEA. COME ON! GET SOME! YEA, YEA*
Cena- You beat me. My career is officially a bigger joke then yours at this point. Next one out. Just...Next one. Lets just call this one a loss and bring out the next one.
*Booty Man walks to the back and Zodiac's starts playing*
Cena- By next one I meant another opponent, not you wearing white makeup...Lets call this one a loss too. Next wrestler....And Please NOT Leslie.
*Zodiac walks back to return instantly holding hedge clippers and no makeup*
Cena- The...Hell.... How... You were in the back for 10 seconds. There is no way... I ....
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Post by notdamountie on Apr 5, 2012 5:03:01 GMT -5
Cena: As you can see from my even shorter haircut, Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake was a great competitor last night at Wrestlemania, and deserved to win. But next year, I'm going to...
*lights out*
*spotlight on a trampoline*
Music: "I'm booked! I'm booked!"
*Dennis Stamp does a Rey Mysterio-type entrance*
Cena: How is he booked? He's NEVER booked!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 5, 2012 5:17:17 GMT -5
Cena: "I've done it, I've beaten everyone."
Time to play The Game
Cena: "Now a puppet is coming after me?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2012 5:25:00 GMT -5
Cena: Last night at Wrestlemania I defeated one of the gr....
*YOU LOOK SO GOOD, TO MEEEEEE
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Post by jp49er80 on Apr 5, 2012 5:34:43 GMT -5
John Cena interacts with WWE stars from the past: Ahahahaha...
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Post by notdamountie on Apr 5, 2012 6:03:55 GMT -5
JR: I'm in the ring with BAH GAWD John Cena, who lost to Chuck at Wrestlemania last night, and --
*basketball rolls halfway down ramp and stops*
Cena: Hey basketball, you're in the wrong thread. He isn't here.
*basketball rolls back up ramp and backstage*
JR: That basketball has a family! Anyway, next year Wrestlemania is in Boomer Sooner Oklahoma City BAH GAWD, and Good Ol' JR wants to fruity fruity Skittles take on John Cena in the slobberknocker main event in Oklahoma City BAH GAWD!
Cena: Wait, I always lose the main event at Wrestlemania, but you always get embarrassed in Oklahoma... I'll do it!!
JR: BAH GAWD fruity fruity Skittles!
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Post by jp49er80 on Apr 5, 2012 6:13:43 GMT -5
Cena: Alright, so I lost to JR, despite run-ins by everyone from Michael Cole to the guy who sells Revels outisde...still JR, you are the better man, so if you'd like to come out so I can cong-
'*Planet Stasiak starts up*'
'...'
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Post by Bobeddy on Apr 5, 2012 6:58:21 GMT -5
"I've fought some tough battles in this ring, but by far last night was the toughest of them all. Shawn you were the better man and I just wanna take this opportunity to invite you down here right now so I can shake your hand...."
*Something flies from off-screen, knocking Cena on the head laying him out*
"My god! The Inanimate Carbon Rod has just taken out John Cena!"
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Post by sunnytaker on Apr 5, 2012 7:14:36 GMT -5
"Well inanimate carbon rod- i knew going into a no_DQ match with you would be tough, but it's wrestlemania and the odds have never scared me. but you were the better...thing in the ring- good luck in your upcoming match with the broom HHH took to a 60 minute 5 star classic draw last night but as for me.."
"OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW? YOUR ASS BETTER CAAAAAAAALL SOMEBOOOOOODY!"
Cena: I AM not getting humped in this match dammit!"
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Post by Gwak on Apr 6, 2012 0:25:33 GMT -5
This is an awesome thread...
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 6, 2012 0:53:37 GMT -5
"Well, Road Dogg, it was a hard-fought match, and the better man won. I guess I had better call someone. So, come on down and shake my hand..."
*just then, an old Jericho theme hits*
Cena: "RALPHUS?"
Ralphus: "...this wasn't the right way to the can..."
Cena facepalms.
"...Mania."
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 6, 2012 2:07:16 GMT -5
Cena: Well, these past few decades have sure been a challenge, and congratulations to all off my opponents. The better men won, they are truly leg- WORD Life! This is Basic Thuganomics! Basic - Basic Thuganomics!Cena: Heh? Fixed. Actually fixed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2012 2:49:03 GMT -5
"Well, Road Dogg, it was a hard-fought match, and the better man won. I guess I had better call someone. So, come on down and shake my hand..." *just then, an old Jericho theme hits* Cena: "RALPHUS?" Ralphus: "...this wasn't the right way to the can..." Cena facepalms. "...Mania." Cena: Once again Ralphus was the better man but Jericho still can't beat me lol *Sin Cara's theme and light turns on and trampolines his way to the ring* Cena: What now? *Sin Cara points at Cena aggressively Cena: Mania? Oh f*** you!
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Post by notdamountie on Apr 6, 2012 5:58:55 GMT -5
Cena: Well, WWE Universe, you all saw me lose to Sin Cara, whichever Sin Cara it was, but at least we had a good match. So Sin Cara... hello, random dude at ringside? I'm cutting a live promo here.
Stan: You don't recognize me? It's Stan.
Cena: Stan my accountant?
Stan: Shawn Michaels superkicked me backstage a few years ago, and you didn't do anything about it.
Cena: Triple H was standing right there, why don't you pester him?
Stan: Do you know who his father-in-law is? I'd get buried! Anyway...
Cena: ... 'mania.
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