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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 8, 2012 11:40:53 GMT -5
But let's try to stay away from the ridiculously impossible (ie. Justin Gabriel transforming into a werewolf mid match). I'll start:
"The Yes Man" Daniel Bryan. He can't say "no", and every segment he's in builds to him saying "Yes!" and getting the chant going.
"Average" Joe Hennig. He's okay at everything. He wins about half of his matches, and never does anything overly bad or impressive. They could introduce him with vignettes of him doing things like hitting a base hit in softball or getting par in a round of golf.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 11:52:16 GMT -5
Darren Young starts cutting rambling promos about training with the "Drunken Master" after a few weeks of this he re-debuts and is managed by Stone Cold who pours booze down Young's mouth when he's in peril, which reinvigorates him and causes him to kick more ass than some sort of Lesnar/Batman/Barry Stevens hybrid. For some reason Austin wears a beanie as well.
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Post by mystikz on Apr 8, 2012 12:02:49 GMT -5
Sheamus is boring, extremely generic and sometimes says fella often. ohhhhh wait....
Primo goes away for a few years and lives/trains in the coldest parts of Russia/Siberia. He spends his time ice fishing, and wrestling polar bears.
A couple years later we get some debut videos for Popo The Ice Climber, which is Primo is his new Eskimo type gimmick. Rosa returns as Nana his manager. He comes to the ring with an ice pick, and a freaking POLAR BEAR. He quickly squashes Alex Riley in his re-debut mach.
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Post by Rican on Apr 8, 2012 12:08:31 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins thinks he's invisible but everyone can totally see him.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 8, 2012 12:12:03 GMT -5
Primo goes away for a few years and lives/trains in the coldest parts of Russia/Siberia. He spends his time ice fishing, and wrestling polar bears. A couple years later we get some debut videos for Popo The Ice Climber, which is Primo is his new Eskimo type gimmick. Rosa returns as Nana his manager. He comes to the ring with an ice pick, and a freaking POLAR BEAR. He quickly squashes Alex Riley in his re-debut mach. If this leads to Eskimo Epico I'm all for it. By the way, you know who "The Yes Man" Daniel Bryan's arch rival is right? "Mr. Negativity" Kassius OHNO! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 12:28:32 GMT -5
Tyson Kidd views the world with a child-like wonder, and has a habit of trying to feed himself via Diva Breasts.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Apr 8, 2012 12:29:33 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins contracts a deadly bloodborne disease and spends his matches trying to bleed on his opponents.
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Post by OzzyMandez on Apr 8, 2012 12:35:15 GMT -5
- William Regal and Zack Ryder as a detective duo ala. Holmes and Watson who go around solving elaborate crimes backstage, complete with dear-stalker hat and magnifying glass.
- Wade Barrett would be an over the top comic book esque "I will takeover the world!" style villain who does promos from his twisty chair in his volcano hideout while sinister music plays. He sets elaborate traps for faces and has multiple heels working for him. Oh, and ninjas.
- Alex Riley, Trent Barreta, Tyler Reks, Tyson Kidd, JTG, Hunico, Heath Slater and the Bellas are all a converted Jahovah's Witness faction. The knock on lockeroom doors and interrupt promos and matches with pamplets and while wearing suits to talk about their cause.
- Alicia Fox: Crazy Cat Lady.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 12:42:08 GMT -5
Ezekial Jackson becomes a badass crime lord and sends Otunga and Ace to retrieve IRS's briefcase, which glows with a golden aura once opened. For some reason Alex Riley is in possession of it currently.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 13:02:38 GMT -5
This was back when Kane was trying to kill Zack Ryder and Eve, but basically, he successfully gets Eve, and her ghost possesses a lug wrench, the same lug wrench Zack Ryder was trying to change the tire with. He begins carrying it to the ring with him and it interferes in his matches via an elaborate system of near-invisible twine and pulleys. Only Ryder is able to communicate with Lug Wrench Eve.
"Boxcar" Wade Barrett. Wade Barrett goes broke and becomes a hobo, growing a massive unkempt beard and wearing one of those hats where the crown is partially removed from the brim. During matches, he takes other wrestlers' valuables, sometimes he takes the ring bell. He debuts a new finisher called "Riding the Rails".
Kharma Bella. We find out that it's really the Bella Triplets, with Kharma being their long-lost sister. She proceeds to do the switching gimmick which the referees are completely oblivious to.
Posted this in another thread a while back:
Heath "See ya" Slater.
His gimmick is that he ALWAYS leaves the ring as soon as the match starts and walks away. This makes for easy wins for everybody who faces him, until he is somehow booked into a match for the WWE Championship in a steel cage match and wins in a minute. He then goes on a Hogan-length run with the championship, as all his matches end in count-out.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 8, 2012 13:04:54 GMT -5
Ezekial Jackson becomes a badass crime lord and sends Otunga and Ace to retrieve IRS's briefcase, which glows with a golden aura once opened. For some reason Alex Riley is in possession of it currently. So the people in power have ties to organized crime? Something tells me that gimmick would work better in NOAH. |
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Post by nate5054 on Apr 8, 2012 13:07:35 GMT -5
Ezekial Jackson becomes a badass crime lord and sends Otunga and Ace to retrieve IRS's briefcase, which glows with a golden aura once opened. For some reason Alex Riley is in possession of it currently. And Teddy Long is an ex Nam vet who spent the war with a watch up his ass. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 8, 2012 13:44:31 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre becomes Draw McIntyre - His gimmick is a man who never wins, never loses; only draws. All his matches end in double pin falls, double DQ's or double count outs.
Smelly Kelly -Kelly develops a BO problem that causes people to pass out in the ring.
Sheamouse - Sheamus gets hit on the head and starts acting like a mouse. He hides under the ring, nibbles on cheese and wears a novelty pair of mouse ears.
Jey Uso "The Schizophrenic" - Jey Uso turns crazy after Jimmy Uso is released. He continues to act like Jimmy is still there, competing in tag matches, talking to him and attempting double team moves.
Dolphin Ziggler - Dolph Ziggler becomes a dolphin complete with dorsal fin.
"Glass" Joe Hennig - McGillicutty embraces his roots as Joe Hennig. Only he becomes more of a jobber than ever before and constantly gets defeated by one move, even if that move is a arm drag or snapmare.
Heath Slater the Voyeur - Heath starts wearing a long gray overcoat and carrying a pair of binoculars around with him. He is constantly spotted peering into the womens locker room, gazing through windows with his binoculars and tapes a mini video camera to his boots to get upskirt shots.
Kofi Kingston the flasher - Heath's tag team partner. He too wears a trenchcoat but instead of spying on others, gets his kicks by exposing himself to fans.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 8, 2012 13:48:28 GMT -5
Sheamouse - Sheamus gets hit on the head and starts acting like a mouse. He hides under the ring, nibbles on cheese and wears a novelty pair of mouse ears. Jey Uso "The Schizophrenic" - Jey Uso turns crazy after Jimmy Uso is released. He continues to act like Jimmy is still there, competing in tag matches, talking to him and attempting double team moves A wrestler who thinks he's a rat and another one who talks to an invisible person named Jimmy? Sounds familiar. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 8, 2012 13:49:46 GMT -5
A wrestler who thinks he's a rat and another one who talks to an invisible person named Jimmy? Sounds familiar. I miss Connor O'Brien  I remember the segment were Ricardo Rodriguez tried to capture him. |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 8, 2012 14:05:34 GMT -5
Sign Jimmy Jacobs pair him with Jimmy Uso and call themselves the Little Jimmy's and have them stalk R-Truth and than interfere in his matches leading to an unbeaten streak that rivals Goldberg's
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Apr 8, 2012 14:18:46 GMT -5
- William Regal and Zack Ryder as a detective duo ala. Holmes and Watson who go around solving elaborate crimes backstage, complete with dear-stalker hat and magnifying glass. Oh God this is the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Maybe in a few years when Vince finally reads those new Sherlock Holmes novels we'll get it! |
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Post by Magnum Opus on Apr 8, 2012 14:32:22 GMT -5
The Perfect Pornstar: Double-time Dolph Ziggler: After a leaked sex tape in which Ziggler is every person in a 50 man orgy Ziggler becomes his own porn themed tag team.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 14:42:17 GMT -5
Ezekial Jackson becomes a badass crime lord and sends Otunga and Ace to retrieve IRS's briefcase, which glows with a golden aura once opened. For some reason Alex Riley is in possession of it currently. But what's in the briefcase!? Is it Zeke's soul?! Is it actually gold?! Does it even matter!? |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Apr 8, 2012 14:55:10 GMT -5
Heath Slater is a drug dealer to the stars backstage.
Justin Gabriel is a manservant for Randy Orton, and travels with him wherever he goes, holding his bags, opening doors for him, etc.
Orton refers to him as "Vipersucker" like it's his real name.
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I remember the segment were Ricardo Rodriguez tried to capture him.
