JTH
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Post by JTH on Apr 19, 2012 19:25:25 GMT -5
21. Bob Barker is the special guest ring announcer at Extreme Rules.
"Chris? Where's Chris? Here's Chris! Doesn't look too happy..."
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Post by Magnum Opus on Apr 19, 2012 20:50:38 GMT -5
4. In a massive swerve, Jericho is infact Punk's father Jericho did everything first. Including Punk's mom.
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hughmorris
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by hughmorris on Apr 19, 2012 21:01:44 GMT -5
Michael Cole vs CM Punk vs Chris Jericho in a drinking contest. Cole wins!!!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 20, 2012 6:55:11 GMT -5
23. A police officer (protrayed by Virgil, for some reason) administers a field sobriety test before the match at Extreme Rules. This lasts longer than the actual match.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 20, 2012 8:55:14 GMT -5
24. Punk counters Jericho by asking him if he likes Green Eggs and Ham, which Jericho declines and Punk stalks him into trying it until their next match: If Jericho loses he has to eat Green Eggs and Ham.
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elryc
Samurai Cop
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Post by elryc on Apr 20, 2012 9:25:30 GMT -5
25. Stone Cold randomly shows up at Extreme Rules with the beer truck and gives Punk a beer bath.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Apr 20, 2012 9:42:28 GMT -5
26. WWE injects a talking dog with attitude named Poochie to the Jericho/Punk feud, and just as quickly as he appeared, he disappears. This leaves the age-old question unanswered to the WWE Universe: "When are they gonna get to the Fireworks Factory?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 9:43:16 GMT -5
26. Chris Jericho carts out a keg of beer with a referee. The referee then tells both Punk and Jericho that they have to chug a beer before they perform a finisher, they have to chug a beer if they actually win, they have to chug a beer every odd-numbered submission attempt, and the 15th minute of the match is the beer minute.
To which Jericho goes, "Hey, we know how to wrestle!"
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 20, 2012 10:06:53 GMT -5
27. CM Punk gets a contract to advertise Carlsberg.
"Hi I'm WWE champion CM Punk and I'm probably the best wrester in the world, I don't drink alcohol but if I did I'd say that Carlsberg was probably be the best beer in the world"
Jericho then shows his WKD side.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 20, 2012 23:28:07 GMT -5
28. The match at Extreme Rules is changed into a "Colt 45 Malt Liquor on a Pole" match with the special guest referee Billy Dee Williams, Colt 45's long-time spokesman.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 23:32:08 GMT -5
29. Jericho and Punk reveal the whole "feud" was a ploy to get anti-drug ads on WWE TV in order to please USA Network. Jericho turns face and he and Punk feud with Johnny Ace and his new valet, Bonnie Hammer.
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Post by Sparvid on Apr 20, 2012 23:41:31 GMT -5
30. After Punk turns blind, Jericho challenges him to a WWE Title blindfold match.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Apr 21, 2012 1:16:35 GMT -5
7. Chris Jericho tries to rape CM Punk This made me laugh. So. Hard.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 21, 2012 1:32:16 GMT -5
31. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE JUST GOTTEN WORD THAT THIS MATCH IS NOW A BEER ON A POLE MATCH"
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Apr 21, 2012 1:35:08 GMT -5
32. Punk develops a farting gimmick. So Jericho starts calling him Stinky CM Drunk. 33. Hornswoggle and one of his portal type doors is involved.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 21, 2012 1:35:32 GMT -5
34.Punk wins after hitting Jericho with his car while driving drunk in the parking lot.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Apr 21, 2012 2:44:39 GMT -5
35. Kharma re-debuts as CM Punk's drug addicted sister. Mama Benjamin returns as his mother.
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Post by hossfan on Apr 21, 2012 6:26:43 GMT -5
36. Keith Stone run in.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 21, 2012 7:28:57 GMT -5
37. They both get attacked by "The Most Interesting Man In the World" from the Dos Equis Commericals.
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Post by magnusd on Apr 21, 2012 16:18:34 GMT -5
28. The match at Extreme Rules is changed into a " Colt Cabana on a Pole" match Fixed
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