100 ways Punk/Jericho could get stupider

[Johnny D]

1. Jericho reveals himself to have the drink problem.
2. Punk comes out so 'intoxicated' he is not cleared to compete in the match at Extreme Rules but does so anyway....and WINS!!
3. Punk actually does consume a (fake) beverage on TV and ditches his straight-edge lifestyle..kayfabe-wise anyway.

[543Y2J]

4. In a massive swerve, Jericho is infact Punk's father
5. Hornswoggle is Jericho's drinking buddy. Jericho is the lightweight of the two

[elryc]

6. The Hardy Boys show up.

[Turd Ferguson]

7. Chris Jericho tries to rape CM Punk

[Deleted]

Jericho electrocutes Punk's balls.

[Djm Doesn't Find You Funny]

9. WWE puts up a mugshot of Punk getting a DUI.

[hassanchop]

10. Punk gets amnesia

[Bang Bang Bart]

11. Punk & Jericho call off the match and just proceed to become drinking buddies.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

12. this feud continues at all.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

... why do you think it's stupid? I like it.

Different strokes, I know, but what about it is stupid to you?

[Y2M]

13. Jericho ties Punk to a chair, kidnaps him, and brings him to an AA meeting.

[Bam Neeley]

14. Punk chews xylitol chewing gum which is technically an alcohol.

15. Punk drinks methanol

[DragonMasterP]

16. CM Punk's father hits Jericho with a chair at Extreme Rules.

[modestgenius]

All of these ideas are brilliant and must see TV.

Worst thing: At Extreme Rules Punk appears sober, beta Jericho clean and cuts a promo about straight edge.

Yawn.

[Sponsored by Groose Wipes]

18. All promos from now on are silent staredowns.

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Apr 19, 2012 11:45:40 GMT -5 hassanchop said:

10. Punk gets amnesia

I think it would be hilarious if he got amnesia and became a drunk for awhile and becomes drinking buddies with jericho who can be seen in the background pouring more into his drinks and stuff with evil smiles on his face...then he slowly comes out of it and destroys jericho...this would be amazing

[Bang Bang Bart]

19. CM Punk's father appears and betrays his son, helping Jericho to win the title. After, he and Jericho share a drink.

[modestgenius]

Apr 19, 2012 13:22:28 GMT -5 @slickrickstyles said:

Apr 19, 2012 11:45:40 GMT -5 hassanchop said:

10. Punk gets amnesia

I think it would be hilarious if he got amnesia and became a drunk for awhile and becomes drinking buddies with jericho who can be seen in the background pouring more into his drinks and stuff with evil smiles on his face...then he slowly comes out of it and destroys jericho...this would be amazing

First have Punk defend his title on Smackdown against someone like ADR the week of the PPV, then have Jericho say they're going to party all weekend,

Then at the PPV Jericho beats a hungover Punk for the title!

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Apr 19, 2012 13:50:48 GMT -5 modestgenius said:

Apr 19, 2012 13:22:28 GMT -5 @slickrickstyles said:

I think it would be hilarious if he got amnesia and became a drunk for awhile and becomes drinking buddies with jericho who can be seen in the background pouring more into his drinks and stuff with evil smiles on his face...then he slowly comes out of it and destroys jericho...this would be amazing

First have Punk defend his title on Smackdown against someone like ADR the week of the PPV, then have Jericho say they're going to party all weekend,

Then at the PPV Jericho beats a hungover Punk for the title!

and a promo video after on raw the next night shows jericho pouring punk shots of everclear while he is secretly pouring himself shots of just water

[The Punisher]

20. Cena wins.