Post by Big Bad Brad on Apr 19, 2012 22:50:23 GMT -5
Starting every 20 days I'm going to clear out of the previous flaws from the topics and start a new. If you want to see the previous flaws go to the website I made for all these flaws.
Topic is simple, you post a funny, related comment to wrestler of the day. This topic is purely for fun and for jokes.
The funniest will be chosen as the main flaw so if you see something you like, please post that. If there is more than one noticeable flaws, they will chosen together (3 is the limit)
- Nominations are very much WELCOME. Anyone wrestling, past and present can be used.
- I will be doing shows and PPV as well which will be entitled 'Special days', every 5 flaws after this one. (e.g. Raw, Heat, etc)
- The PPV can be a overview of the event or one bit of any PPV event of that year.
- Please feel free to add any show you wish just like the wrestler and they will be added accordingly.
All the flaws will be kept at this website
fan-name-a-flaw.wikispaces.com/
PREVIOUS FLAWS
Day 80: Sgt. Slaughter: The Noogie Of Doom./He apologized for turning his back on his country wearing his ring attire.
Special Day 17: Spanish Announce Table: Took jobs away from hard working American announce tables./It's fragile as hell......not like those Japanese tables.
Day 81: New Jack: For a wrestler, he seems to know jack-all about wrestling. A garbage wrestler of the worst sort./Nearly killed Vic Grimes./His forehead is f***ed up thanks to all that blading.
Day 82: Chris Benoit: outside of the obvious, he had ZERO mic skills./It's very ironic that a guy who was so passionate about professional wrestling very nearly destroyed it in 2007./He derails threads worse than political and religious discussion.
Day 83: Dave Meltzer: When he is wrong, he tries to make excuses instead of saying "I was wrong"/One he starts talking about wrestling or MMA you cannot stop him.
Day 84: NWO: had too many members in it./Lasted too long and had so many variations, including ripoffs./This group was great until it became riddled with jobbers.
Day 85: Fake Undertaker: Looks nothing like the real Undertaker.
Special Day 18: Raw Guest Hosts: They're weren't enough hosts that were fans of Wrestling./For every 1 good one there were 5 extremely bad ones.
Day 86: Norman Smiley: Was definitely a magnet for terrible Vince Russo angles./Kind of hard to be intimidated by a man named "Norman Smiley."
Day 87: Kurgan: Far more memorable as a thug in Sherlock Holmes then he ever was as a wrestler and as a monster in 300./Who?
Day 88: "The Coach" Jonathan Coachman: He likes to stick the microphones up cows asses also likes singing Barry Manilow and dancing the Charleston.
Day 89: Garrett Bischoff: Breast Tattoo./the worst of the over pushed sons of the promoters because at least the others can wrestle this guy is absolutely terrible in the ring./David Flair has more talent.
Day 90: Jay Leno: He stole The Tonight Show from David Letterman. He took it back from Conan O'Brien. And, he kept a worthy wrestler from main eventing a WCW PPV.
In other words, he's a thief.
Special Day 19: XPW: It existed./Apparently, the owner was a massive scumbag. Even by wrestling standards.
Day 91: Bryan Alvarez: Is incapable of admitting that he's wrong.
Day 92: Yokozuna: By the time of his death, he weighed over 600 pounds; which was beyond excessive, even for a sumo./Didn't even look remotely Japanese.
Day 93: Sin Cara: Came in to so much fanfare... and proceeded to do absolutely nothing of value./The perfect reason for why going to FCW before being brought up to the main roster isn't always a bad idea./BOTCH!
Day 94: The Sandman: He wouldn't stay the f*** down (See Botchamania 23)./One time he got so drunk that he actually got naked in the ring (See Botchamania 68)./Jake Roberts thinks he drinks too much. Seriously, has he ever been sober?
Day 95: Jim Cornette: Mentality on how wrestling should be booked is well past it's expiration date./He's a hothead who refuses to believe that his way is not always the right way./Carried around a tennis racket, and yet, I don't think he knows how to play tennis.
Special Day 20: Shooting Star Press: An extremely dangerous move that everyone wants to do but not a lot of people actually learn to do properly.
Day 96: Ray Geezy (Jesse): Flopped hard without Festus./Didn't live up to his dad's name.
Day 97: Brodus Clay: His mother and her bridge club got more time than most of his matches./Apparently doesn't own phone because he constantly asks people to call his mama for him, which is also lazy. Find a pay phone, and call your mama your own damn self.
Day 98: Luke Gallows: He's still Festus to me.
Day 99: Billy, Chuck & Rico: Instead of doing a storyline like that tastefully, they f***ed it up.
Today's Flaw:
Paul Heyman
UPCOMING FLAWS
Special Day 21 - Summerslam
Day 101 - Andy Kaufman
Day 102 - Stan Hansen
Day 103 - Arn Anderson
Day 104 - Giant Baba
Day 105 - Baby Doll
Special Day 22 - AAA
Day 106 - Ronnie Garvin
Day 107 - Antonio Inoki
Day 108 - Ox Baker
Day 109 - D-Generation-X
Day 110 - Barry Horowitz
Special Day 23 - NXT
Day 111 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Day 112 - Shark Boy
Day 113 - Colt Cabana
Day 114 - ICP
Day 115 - Tekno Team 2000
Special Day 24 - Headlocks
Day 116 - Dennis Rodman
Day 117 - Imposter Kane
Day 118 - The Zombie
Day 119 - Kelly Kelly
Day 120 - Mantaur
Special Day 25 - CZW
Day 121 - TL Hopper
Day 122 - Well Dunn
Day 123 - Gillberg
Day 124 - Butterbean
Day 125 - Great Khali
Special Day 26 - Ring of Honor
Day 126 - Giant Gonzales
Day 127 - Mr. T
Day 128 - Michael P.S. Hays
Day 129 - Jim Herd
Day 130 - Doink The Clown
Special Day Day 27 - Armbars
Day 131 - Essa Rios
Day 132 - Jushin Thunder Liger
Day 133 - KENTA
Day 134 - Sara Del Rey
Day 135 - LuFisto
Special Day 28 - Ring Ropes
Day 136 - Dink the Clown
Day 137 - Karl Malone
Day 138 - Flash Funk
Day 139 - The Bushwackers
Day 140 - The Highlanders
Special Day 29 - The Attitude Era
Day 141 - James Storm
Day 142 - Robert Roode
Day 143 - Bully Ray
Day 144 - Marty Jannetty
Day 145 - Torrie Wilson
Special Day 30 - The 6 Sided Ring
Topic is simple, you post a funny, related comment to wrestler of the day. This topic is purely for fun and for jokes.
The funniest will be chosen as the main flaw so if you see something you like, please post that. If there is more than one noticeable flaws, they will chosen together (3 is the limit)
- Nominations are very much WELCOME. Anyone wrestling, past and present can be used.
- I will be doing shows and PPV as well which will be entitled 'Special days', every 5 flaws after this one. (e.g. Raw, Heat, etc)
- The PPV can be a overview of the event or one bit of any PPV event of that year.
- Please feel free to add any show you wish just like the wrestler and they will be added accordingly.
All the flaws will be kept at this website
fan-name-a-flaw.wikispaces.com/
PREVIOUS FLAWS
Day 80: Sgt. Slaughter: The Noogie Of Doom./He apologized for turning his back on his country wearing his ring attire.
Special Day 17: Spanish Announce Table: Took jobs away from hard working American announce tables./It's fragile as hell......not like those Japanese tables.
Day 81: New Jack: For a wrestler, he seems to know jack-all about wrestling. A garbage wrestler of the worst sort./Nearly killed Vic Grimes./His forehead is f***ed up thanks to all that blading.
Day 82: Chris Benoit: outside of the obvious, he had ZERO mic skills./It's very ironic that a guy who was so passionate about professional wrestling very nearly destroyed it in 2007./He derails threads worse than political and religious discussion.
Day 83: Dave Meltzer: When he is wrong, he tries to make excuses instead of saying "I was wrong"/One he starts talking about wrestling or MMA you cannot stop him.
Day 84: NWO: had too many members in it./Lasted too long and had so many variations, including ripoffs./This group was great until it became riddled with jobbers.
Day 85: Fake Undertaker: Looks nothing like the real Undertaker.
Special Day 18: Raw Guest Hosts: They're weren't enough hosts that were fans of Wrestling./For every 1 good one there were 5 extremely bad ones.
Day 86: Norman Smiley: Was definitely a magnet for terrible Vince Russo angles./Kind of hard to be intimidated by a man named "Norman Smiley."
Day 87: Kurgan: Far more memorable as a thug in Sherlock Holmes then he ever was as a wrestler and as a monster in 300./Who?
Day 88: "The Coach" Jonathan Coachman: He likes to stick the microphones up cows asses also likes singing Barry Manilow and dancing the Charleston.
Day 89: Garrett Bischoff: Breast Tattoo./the worst of the over pushed sons of the promoters because at least the others can wrestle this guy is absolutely terrible in the ring./David Flair has more talent.
Day 90: Jay Leno: He stole The Tonight Show from David Letterman. He took it back from Conan O'Brien. And, he kept a worthy wrestler from main eventing a WCW PPV.
In other words, he's a thief.
Special Day 19: XPW: It existed./Apparently, the owner was a massive scumbag. Even by wrestling standards.
Day 91: Bryan Alvarez: Is incapable of admitting that he's wrong.
Day 92: Yokozuna: By the time of his death, he weighed over 600 pounds; which was beyond excessive, even for a sumo./Didn't even look remotely Japanese.
Day 93: Sin Cara: Came in to so much fanfare... and proceeded to do absolutely nothing of value./The perfect reason for why going to FCW before being brought up to the main roster isn't always a bad idea./BOTCH!
Day 94: The Sandman: He wouldn't stay the f*** down (See Botchamania 23)./One time he got so drunk that he actually got naked in the ring (See Botchamania 68)./Jake Roberts thinks he drinks too much. Seriously, has he ever been sober?
Day 95: Jim Cornette: Mentality on how wrestling should be booked is well past it's expiration date./He's a hothead who refuses to believe that his way is not always the right way./Carried around a tennis racket, and yet, I don't think he knows how to play tennis.
Special Day 20: Shooting Star Press: An extremely dangerous move that everyone wants to do but not a lot of people actually learn to do properly.
Day 96: Ray Geezy (Jesse): Flopped hard without Festus./Didn't live up to his dad's name.
Day 97: Brodus Clay: His mother and her bridge club got more time than most of his matches./Apparently doesn't own phone because he constantly asks people to call his mama for him, which is also lazy. Find a pay phone, and call your mama your own damn self.
Day 98: Luke Gallows: He's still Festus to me.
Day 99: Billy, Chuck & Rico: Instead of doing a storyline like that tastefully, they f***ed it up.
Today's Flaw:
Paul Heyman
UPCOMING FLAWS
Special Day 21 - Summerslam
Day 101 - Andy Kaufman
Day 102 - Stan Hansen
Day 103 - Arn Anderson
Day 104 - Giant Baba
Day 105 - Baby Doll
Special Day 22 - AAA
Day 106 - Ronnie Garvin
Day 107 - Antonio Inoki
Day 108 - Ox Baker
Day 109 - D-Generation-X
Day 110 - Barry Horowitz
Special Day 23 - NXT
Day 111 - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Day 112 - Shark Boy
Day 113 - Colt Cabana
Day 114 - ICP
Day 115 - Tekno Team 2000
Special Day 24 - Headlocks
Day 116 - Dennis Rodman
Day 117 - Imposter Kane
Day 118 - The Zombie
Day 119 - Kelly Kelly
Day 120 - Mantaur
Special Day 25 - CZW
Day 121 - TL Hopper
Day 122 - Well Dunn
Day 123 - Gillberg
Day 124 - Butterbean
Day 125 - Great Khali
Special Day 26 - Ring of Honor
Day 126 - Giant Gonzales
Day 127 - Mr. T
Day 128 - Michael P.S. Hays
Day 129 - Jim Herd
Day 130 - Doink The Clown
Special Day Day 27 - Armbars
Day 131 - Essa Rios
Day 132 - Jushin Thunder Liger
Day 133 - KENTA
Day 134 - Sara Del Rey
Day 135 - LuFisto
Special Day 28 - Ring Ropes
Day 136 - Dink the Clown
Day 137 - Karl Malone
Day 138 - Flash Funk
Day 139 - The Bushwackers
Day 140 - The Highlanders
Special Day 29 - The Attitude Era
Day 141 - James Storm
Day 142 - Robert Roode
Day 143 - Bully Ray
Day 144 - Marty Jannetty
Day 145 - Torrie Wilson
Special Day 30 - The 6 Sided Ring
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