Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 23, 2012 22:13:22 GMT -5
After all that time in the freezer (or whatever the hell that smokey blue room was supposed to be), I bet he could cut glass with those things.
I'll be honest, I just wanted to make a thread about his nipples. Carry on.
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Post by An Old Villain on Apr 23, 2012 22:30:36 GMT -5
They could cut the glass ceiling!
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Krazee
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Post by Krazee on Apr 23, 2012 22:37:25 GMT -5
such a pleasant image in the mind
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2012 22:39:10 GMT -5
I always imagined Paul Bearer's got Shelly Martinez sized areolas.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2012 22:39:15 GMT -5
Shame Gross-Out Tommy Dreamer isn't around... They could have done a bit where he sucked on them like a baby for 12 dollars.
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Post by Silent Brad on Apr 23, 2012 22:40:05 GMT -5
How quickly I clicked on this thread without even thinking scares me.
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Post by An Old Villain on Apr 23, 2012 22:52:17 GMT -5
I always imagined Paul Bearer's got Shelly Martinez sized areolas. Oh great, more homework.
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 23, 2012 22:57:41 GMT -5
I always imagined Paul Bearer's got Shelly Martinez sized areolas. Like the size of her nipples or nipples the size of her?
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2012 23:00:41 GMT -5
I always imagined Paul Bearer's got Shelly Martinez sized areolas. Like the size of her nipples or nipples the size of her? Google: Safesearch Off will answer your question better than I ever could.
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 23, 2012 23:02:17 GMT -5
She is a tiny person.
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 23, 2012 23:03:52 GMT -5
BY GAHD KING, THOSE NIPPLES HAVE A FAMILY
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Apr 23, 2012 23:04:06 GMT -5
Can't say the same thing about her areolas.
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 23, 2012 23:05:20 GMT -5
I always imagined Paul Bearer's got Shelly Martinez sized areolas. HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A TWENTY FOOT NIPPLE
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 23, 2012 23:06:53 GMT -5
Shame Gross-Out Tommy Dreamer isn't around... They could have done a bit where he sucked on them like a baby for 12 dollars. BY GAHD KING HE'S REALLY SLOBBERING THOSE KNOCKERS
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 23, 2012 23:10:18 GMT -5
Considering the size of Paul Bearer's moobs, shouldn't his nipples be more visible through his clothes? {Spoiler}That might be the second worst sentence I've ever typed here.
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Apr 23, 2012 23:14:54 GMT -5
Paul Bearer came back from the dead once, he can do it again...OH YEEESS!! YES YES YES YES YES. This picture makes me think he could be a good manager for Brodus CLAY!
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Apr 24, 2012 1:15:07 GMT -5
They were sold hard, the started talking to him.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 24, 2012 1:19:53 GMT -5
Paul Bearer came back from the dead once, he can do it again...OH YEEESS!! YES YES YES YES YES. This picture makes me think he could be a good manager for Brodus CLAY! Actually TWICE , Edge threw him off a balcony like two years ago which I think was the last time he was on TV before tonight.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 24, 2012 1:22:51 GMT -5
They could cut the glass ceiling! Someone let Kofi Kingston know!
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Post by jimmyjames on Apr 24, 2012 4:14:57 GMT -5
So Paul Bearer is essentially cat-like, have 9 lives. 3 down. 6 more to go.
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