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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Feb 20, 2006 17:52:29 GMT -5
Nah, I can believe it.
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Post by Lion Heart on Feb 20, 2006 17:56:48 GMT -5
He'll be introduced as Paul Burchill's first mate, eyepatch and all.
BANK ON IT!
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Feb 20, 2006 19:06:00 GMT -5
At Wrestlemania the WWE should bring David Spade in, and have him team with Dalip Singh. They can be billed as the worlds tallest midgets. They can have a match against all the juniors. A classic I say, a classic.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Feb 20, 2006 19:38:57 GMT -5
They will promote him as generic hoss #34583 BY GHAWD!!!!
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 20, 2006 19:46:17 GMT -5
They should promote him as "India's Version Of El Gigante"
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 20, 2006 20:23:22 GMT -5
Taker will face Mark Henry at WrestleMania. Taker wins, on the SD following Mania Daivari and Henry are in the ring and Daivari is running down Henry for being a loser and not being able to get the job done and slaps him a few times. Which then causes Henry to grab him by the collar and looks like hes going to hit him. Then Giant Singh comes from the crowd and beats the living hell out of Henry.
Daivari becomes Singh's manager and he sets out to do the job Henry couldnt, beat the Undertaker.
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Scott
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Scott on Feb 20, 2006 22:20:20 GMT -5
The Undertaker route is just too much like Giant Gonzalez all over again. Hopefully in all this time he has been improving with the proper training, but I'm not counting on anything spectacular.
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Post by B.A. on Feb 20, 2006 22:27:05 GMT -5
who is dalip??
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Post by sexualvanilla on Feb 20, 2006 22:48:52 GMT -5
He'll come in, destroy Paul London and Spanky in a handicap match or run in, they'll be buried, he'll then be promoted as being really big and unstoppable like 99% of the generic hosses, will squash all the small guys, we'll complain, he'll flounder as generic hoss #9438402, and then be released
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 20, 2006 22:56:46 GMT -5
He'll come in, destroy Paul London and Spanky in a handicap match or run in, they'll be buried, he'll then be promoted as being really big and unstoppable like 99% of the generic hosses, will squash all the small guys, we'll complain, he'll flounder as generic hoss #9438402, and then be released a guy who is 7'3, 420 something pounds is no generic hoss. A generic hoss is a Heidenreich or Snitsky or Tomko or Masters, etc. This is a giant.
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on Feb 20, 2006 23:03:57 GMT -5
He's REALLY, REALLY bad in the ring. We're talking El Gigante level of bad here. He needs to be a bodyguard.
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Post by mrobert21 on Feb 20, 2006 23:07:45 GMT -5
He will come to Smackdown with Daivari as his manager as a generic evil foreign heel hoss. He will Squash Scotty Too Hotty and London / Spanky. Some bleeding hearts will get mad when he wins a match on a day when terrorists do something bad some place. This will be enough reason (with his lack of ability and charisma) for McMahon to cut his losses and fire him.
Also, he will end up breaking Stevie Richards' nose at some point.
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nisi
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Post by nisi on Feb 21, 2006 1:55:15 GMT -5
Also, he will end up breaking Stevie Richards' nose at some point. I believe Vince actually writes this into everyone's contract--except Stevie's!
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Feb 21, 2006 2:15:09 GMT -5
Put him with Heyman and make him the next Lesnar
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Feb 21, 2006 2:54:54 GMT -5
They should promote him as "India's Version Of El Gigante" No promo is needed to prove that point.
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Joekishi
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Post by Joekishi on Feb 21, 2006 2:56:43 GMT -5
As DAivari's Scary Uncle
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 21, 2006 4:37:32 GMT -5
Turban+Daivari as his manager+Mark Henry converting to Islam=Next Great WWE Gimmick. Since the guy's name is Dalip, they could call it the Daliban. I hope Vince doesn't read this.
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 21, 2006 4:41:31 GMT -5
I'm thinking more since his name is Singh they could make it sings. He could have the world Kareoke championship and sing when he comes down to the ring.
Note: I have no idea who he is.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 21, 2006 4:50:38 GMT -5
They could bring back Tiger Ali Singh and have a "Of Mice and Men" gimmick.
Dalip = Lenny Tiger = George
(for those who haven't heard of that novel, just think of Dave Sullivan's EVAD character in WCW...except now he'd be from India)
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Feb 21, 2006 4:54:01 GMT -5
Let's go crazy with this.
How about...we make him a face?
A big, scary, foreign face.
We could put him in a fued with Finlay over which is better; Guiness, or COBRA BEEEER!!!!! I feel like marking out just by saying "COBRA BEER!" itself.
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