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Post by Burst on Apr 27, 2012 20:11:22 GMT -5
Assuming that they actually exist and John Nord wasn't just making stuff up (though honestly, it's insane enough that it's more likely to be true just in the you-can't-make-this-s***-up sense), is it safe to assume that they're uh, still in use today?
Considering what the Berserker said about the big heavy guys using them, do you think it's likely that the likes of Mark Henry and Brodus Clay still paper up before matches, lest they end up like RVD? Though actually, Mizark, Brodus, A-Train, and maybe Big Show are the only ones I could see using it by the original definition, though if anything somebody really still needs to get the memo over to RVD.
Right, this is probably the grossest topic I've made so far.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Apr 27, 2012 20:16:03 GMT -5
they exist. i use one fortnightly. i find it beneficial in the fight against poop smear burns.
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 27, 2012 20:21:23 GMT -5
I bet Kelly Kelly is programmed to use a muffler, lest her Stinkface be too stinky.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 27, 2012 20:21:42 GMT -5
RVD would need a Super Absorbent Maxipad to help with his extreme case of Swamp Ass.
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Post by salsashark on Apr 27, 2012 20:22:43 GMT -5
Didn't we just have muffler and oil check topics?
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Post by mjolnir on Apr 27, 2012 22:49:53 GMT -5
Didn't we just have muffler and oil check topics? Yeah, where it was confirmed a few guys on the active roster still use them, including witnesses of it from myself. One of those men being, surprise, Big Show.  |
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Post by hughmorris on Apr 27, 2012 22:57:39 GMT -5
RVD would need a Super Absorbent Maxipad to help with his extreme case of Swamp Ass. Well played sir! |
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Post by Juice on Apr 28, 2012 12:54:15 GMT -5
Never heard of this...its like something to keep lower half sweat to a minimum?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 28, 2012 13:03:36 GMT -5
Never heard of this...its like something to keep lower half sweat to a minimum? I'll let John Nord explain: |
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Post by lovingway on Apr 28, 2012 17:51:16 GMT -5
Didn't we just have muffler and oil check topics? Yeah, where it was confirmed a few guys on the active roster still use them, including witnesses of it from myself. One of those men being, surprise, Big Show. Ok...I am not sure why I am asking this but how did you get confirmation? |
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Post by mjolnir on Apr 28, 2012 18:56:55 GMT -5
Yeah, where it was confirmed a few guys on the active roster still use them, including witnesses of it from myself. One of those men being, surprise, Big Show. Ok...I am not sure why I am asking this but how did you get confirmation? On another message board I visit, someone had captions of one of the Smackdowns from the time. You can clearly see Big Show's muffler falling out during one of the matches. This led to more photos being found of various guys, either it peeking through their tights, or falling out. Like the haunting image of one falling out of John Cena's jorts. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 28, 2012 19:05:07 GMT -5
WHY DO I KNOW WHAT A MUFFLER IS?!?!?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2012 19:06:35 GMT -5
Wrestling is weird.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Apr 28, 2012 19:09:56 GMT -5
Ok...I am not sure why I am asking this but how did you get confirmation? On another message board I visit, someone had captions of one of the Smackdowns from the time. You can clearly see Big Show's muffler falling out during one of the matches. This led to more photos being found of various guys, either it peeking through their tights, or falling out. Like the haunting image of one falling out of John Cena's jorts. I knew about Big Show but...Cena? Oh god. |
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Post by mjolnir on Apr 28, 2012 19:55:54 GMT -5
On another message board I visit, someone had captions of one of the Smackdowns from the time. You can clearly see Big Show's muffler falling out during one of the matches. This led to more photos being found of various guys, either it peeking through their tights, or falling out. Like the haunting image of one falling out of John Cena's jorts. I knew about Big Show but...Cena? Oh god. When you sit down and think about it, it makes some sense. Cena's not Show big but he's relatively tall and compared to most his height, dude's jacked. So he has alot of weight on his frame. |
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Post by Juice on Apr 28, 2012 20:01:30 GMT -5
useless without pics?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 28, 2012 20:03:01 GMT -5
I wonder if Natalya used a Muffler to deal with her farting problem?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 28, 2012 20:03:53 GMT -5
Probably gonna regret asking this but what exactly is a muffler?
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Post by Throwback on Apr 28, 2012 20:09:20 GMT -5
Probably gonna regret asking this but what exactly is a muffler? I suggest you read more of the thread. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2012 20:09:50 GMT -5
Probably gonna regret asking this but what exactly is a muffler? Toilet paper shoved up your ass so no poop smears on your attire or shitting yourself if landing hard on the mat. If you land on the ground hard or hit hard you may poop yourself. Football players shit themselves all the time as well and they go through mufflers every half time. |
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