Smackdown Captions for 2/17/06

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New Jack finally figured out a surefire way to hide from the cops.



The remake of Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom was looking great



I'm not sure who thought Helms would get over as Gene Simmons Jr.



No one expected 6 grown men to be so scared of a mouse



Scotty takes one look at what London is about to do before fleeing while saying "Warrior was right!"



Then it was the ref's turn as London and Funaki cheer him on. (Man are these pictures a little odd looking this week...)



Booker: Holy crap Sharmell, did you see Michael Cole leap out of his chair to join in on that Helms action?



Lashley stands there with his only expression while Benoit figures out how to get the Wrestlemania sign out of his back.



Matt Hardy succumbs to the old banana peel trick



Kurt Angle enjoys playing with the Mad fold-in tattoo on Taker's back



Undertaker births and then presents Mark Henry's new baby boy to the world



Would I date make 2 Gene Simmons jokes in one set of captions?.........












KENNEDY!

[boiledewokthe3rd]

Charles Robinson: Jedi Ref


Angle: "Oh, this things been stuck on the slow setting all these years"

[Virt McGirt]

No awesome Capt. Jack Spa...er Paul Birchill pics this week?

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virtomac said:

No awesome Capt. Jack Spa...er Paul Birchill pics this week?

Nope, not a single one in the lot on WWE's Smackdown Photos page

[Virt McGirt]

Guess they musta heard Vince Russo's opinion of it on Wrestlecrap Radio, bummer

[gdm]

Is it just me or does Mercury(I think that's him) look like Bret Hart in that pic.

[Limey]

Question: Who does Boogeyman go trick or treating as?
Answer: Cthulu! (Poorly)



Charles Robinson: "Dude, not ALL Bisexual dudes are INTO that sort of thing! Put the worms down!"



Suddenly Gregory Helms was informed of a piece of cheese on his chin.



The rest of the cruiserweights "OOH'd" and "AAH'd" as Gregory Helms and Funaki got into a freestyle breakdancing contest.



Scotty 2 Hotty, after spending the night in an abandoned nuclear plant, grew to twice his normal size, and celebrated by doing a highland fling on Gregory Helms' chest.



Ref: "Hey, guys! Check out my newborn son!"

Funaki: "Awww...he's so cute! Coochie coochie coo!"

Helms: "WAAAAAHH!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!"



Booker: "Hey, Sharmell...check where Tazz's hands are!"

Sharmell: "My...God. You, sir, are a sick bastard."



Before they can continue with their match, Benoit and Lashley wait patiently for the viewer to come back from his bathroom break.



Matt Copperfield wows the crowd with his incredible "invisible hammock" illusion.



I love wrestling pantomimes! Especially when you can yell out "He's behind you!!"



Mercury: "Huhuhuh...hey, Taker...this chick in the 3rd row has big boobs. Huhuhuh...."

Taker: "Cool...huhuhuh...how big's her butt? Huhuhuhuh..."



Taker: "See, I told you no-one liked Mark Henry's push. (Sticks his tongue out at management)

[phentari]

"Do I have something stuck in my teeth? C'mon, be honest."



"Hey, Big Show, want some?"




"Bleech! This is the worst tasting hair EVER! That's the last time I lick YOUR head!"



Yeeee-HAW! It's the Cruiserweight Hoedown! Alamander left, alamander right, not a Heavyweight Title shot in sight!






"See? See? I TOLD you he was ticklish!"



"Sharmell...hon...yer tiara's on backwards."



Lashley and Benoit realize that, no, Carrot Top really ISN'T funny.



"Okay, ref, I'll hold him and you spank him. Trust me, he'll enjoy it."



"Wow. You have got the BIGGEST zit on your back. Here, let me pop it..."



The Undertaker unleashes his devastating new finisher: the Soothing Neck Massage. It isn't as effective as he had hoped.



"I ate Mark Henry's liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. *thpthpthpthpthp*"

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Ref: There's some excess leakage right here by his left nipple.

Funaki: His left, or our left?

Paul London: I'm Paul London!

[Teddy Awesome- Back in Style]

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY! NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!