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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 22, 2011 17:52:19 GMT -5
Simple question
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2011 17:54:45 GMT -5
One of them will eat the other, just don't know which.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 22, 2011 17:55:12 GMT -5
.......This whole board needs to get laid.
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nWoElite
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 22, 2011 17:57:58 GMT -5
In the case of the 2 week old raptor.... You are NOT the father!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 17:59:01 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2011 17:59:27 GMT -5
If she insists on keeping the damn thing, then we're going on Maury. And once it's revealed I'm not its dad, I'm somersaulting through the audience.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 22, 2011 18:01:31 GMT -5
Would I need to raise it as a person or as a pet?
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2011 18:01:43 GMT -5
In the case of the 2 week old raptor.... You are NOT the father!Then the real father shows up!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 22, 2011 18:13:01 GMT -5
Velociraptor > dog. Once people hear that roar, the possibility of a break-in immediately reaches never x infinity.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 22, 2011 18:17:38 GMT -5
In the case of the 2 week old raptor.... You are NOT the father!Then the real father shows up! Where did you find that awesome Velociraptor/Jesus Camp gif? I'm not too thrilled with the idea of fathering a baby human, never mind a velociraptor!
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 22, 2011 18:20:10 GMT -5
I would high five everyone. My boy is a Velociraptor. I couldn't see a better outcome.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 22, 2011 18:27:16 GMT -5
Go on Maury for a DNA test.
The result: I'm actually 1/4 Velociraptor.
Sup?
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2011 18:55:05 GMT -5
Then the real father shows up! Where did you find that awesome Velociraptor/Jesus Camp gif? I'm not too thrilled with the idea of fathering a baby human, never mind a velociraptor! at one point, someone here had it as their sig. For this, I just searched "Jesus Camp Raptor" in Google Images, and there's about 100 different sites hosting it.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 22, 2011 19:03:10 GMT -5
Definitely go on Maury. If I'm not the father, I don't have to take care of it, which is good. If I am the father, then I know that I am part Velociraptor, which is pretty bad ass. Basically, it's win-win.
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 22, 2011 19:14:31 GMT -5
Could it be the case of the movie "It's Alive" where your wife to pills to try to avoid it but give birth anyways?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 22, 2011 19:17:26 GMT -5
I'd probably be more concerned why I suddenly married a woman who has a fetish for extinct dinosaurs over night.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 22, 2011 19:20:47 GMT -5
At eight months old, it can kill you.
According to Muldoon
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 22, 2011 19:24:06 GMT -5
If I contributed to the birth of a Velociraptor, I would seriously consider getting a vasectomy so that it won't happen again.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 22, 2011 19:29:08 GMT -5
This idea should be adapted into the plot of a movie. It could be called "Uterus Rex" or something like that.
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 22, 2011 19:31:25 GMT -5
This idea should be adapted into the plot of a movie. It could be called "Uterus Rex" or something like that. I sense a new SyFy Original.
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