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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 30, 2011 23:48:12 GMT -5
Kurt I love ya bro, but stop. You'd get eaten alive in actual competition now.
In the late nineties, you woulda been a bad motherf***er.. now, not so much.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 30, 2011 23:48:20 GMT -5
Kurt Angle weighs about 240lbs, give or take, making him a heavyweight. He would be massacred in the UFC heavyweight division, no ifs, ands or buts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2011 0:15:17 GMT -5
Kurt Angle weighs about 240lbs, give or take, making him a heavyweight. He would be massacred in the UFC heavyweight division, no ifs, ands or buts. Imagine if he faced Cain Velasquez? It would be like a snuff film.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 31, 2011 0:16:16 GMT -5
And this must be what the 9th time he has claimed this.
Angle would be luckly to last a single round in the octagon even against the lower tier heavy weights in the UFC.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 31, 2011 1:24:05 GMT -5
Kurt Angle weighs about 240lbs, give or take, making him a heavyweight. He would be massacred in the UFC heavyweight division, no ifs, ands or buts. Imagine if he faced Cain Velasquez? It would be like a snuff film. I'll be honest, Velasquez vs. Angle would probably be the most beautiful beatdown in the history of combat.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 31, 2011 3:25:15 GMT -5
No way Angle would pass an UFC physical done by an independent doctor. If he did, Dana White wouldn't hesitate putting him in a match with one of his stars just so Kurt can get massacred. MMA fans would paid big money to see that.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 31, 2011 3:26:37 GMT -5
Imagine if he faced Cain Velasquez? It would be like a snuff film. I'll be honest, Velasquez vs. Angle would probably be the most beautiful beatdown in the history of combat. More epic than the one Velasquez put on Brock.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Aug 31, 2011 3:48:34 GMT -5
I'm actually calling work on an awful lot of what Kurt's said in recent times. Since his heel turn it would make a lot of sense - Kurt is leaving TNA to become an MMA fighter, Kurt is leaving TNA to be an Olympian again, Kurt is the best wrestler of all time bar none (and you're an idiot if you don't think so).
Then Kurt says he's going to destroy all the young talent in TNA. Played right, this could really springboard a young up-and-comer. People slowly but surely come round to wanting to see Kurt get his ass handed to him for being such an arrogant, conceited douche.
The problem is of course that TNA don't seem to know how to build new faces. They're reasonable, but not great, at pushing new heels, but they simply don't seem competent at pushing faces. So putting Kurt up against someone (Crimson it seems) and having Kurt be the monster douchebag heel (thus making Crimson the face by default) seems like exactly the way they'd approach things.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 31, 2011 7:47:07 GMT -5
Kurt spent some time on Earth-2 and forgot to mention that in his tweets.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2011 7:53:44 GMT -5
I never want to be treated by a doctor that would pass Kurt Angle's physical. If nothing else his neck is still shot.
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Post by machomuta on Aug 31, 2011 14:44:35 GMT -5
Why would Kurt possibly make a claim like that? Because he is crazy.
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Post by Massive G on Aug 31, 2011 15:13:36 GMT -5
because I compare everything to Simpsons jokes, here's what this made me think.
I don't remember the episode, but in it, a hot dog vendor keeps appearing at locations where one would normally not expect to find a hot dog vendor. Marge asks him if he's just following Homer around, because he knows Homer is always hungry. The vendor replies, "lady, he's putting my kids through college."
In this scenario, Homer would be Kurt, and the hot dog vendor is someone who sells psychedelic drugs.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Sept 1, 2011 16:52:39 GMT -5
Kurt will never try MMA, he will always bullshit on and on about it as a way to mark out for himself.
Dana White doesnt want him in there with good reason.
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 2, 2011 13:28:29 GMT -5
Kurt Angle weighs about 240lbs, give or take, making him a heavyweight. He would be massacred in the UFC heavyweight division, no ifs, ands or buts. Imagine if he faced Cain Velasquez? It would be like a snuff film. Or Junior Dos Santos....Or pretty much anybody in that division.
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Post by kyromax on Sept 2, 2011 17:12:50 GMT -5
Someone hacked into his brain again...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2011 17:22:36 GMT -5
Imagine if he faced Cain Velasquez? It would be like a snuff film. Or Junior Dos Santos....Or pretty much anybody in that division. Yeah, it's actually disturbing to think about, imo. Imagine that sort of build that could be made for a fight between him and Big Country and then the resultant haymakers that would follow.
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 2, 2011 17:40:50 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS
Kurt Angle claims that he is the Entity
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 2, 2011 18:00:30 GMT -5
I'm actually calling work on an awful lot of what Kurt's said in recent times. Since his heel turn it would make a lot of sense - Kurt is leaving TNA to become an MMA fighter, Kurt is leaving TNA to be an Olympian again, Kurt is the best wrestler of all time bar none (and you're an idiot if you don't think so). Then Kurt says he's going to destroy all the young talent in TNA. Played right, this could really springboard a young up-and-comer. People slowly but surely come round to wanting to see Kurt get his ass handed to him for being such an arrogant, conceited douche. The problem is of course that TNA don't seem to know how to build new faces. They're reasonable, but not great, at pushing new heels, but they simply don't seem competent at pushing faces. So putting Kurt up against someone (Crimson it seems) and having Kurt be the monster douchebag heel (thus making Crimson the face by default) seems like exactly the way they'd approach things. You know what? You're right, and I definitely understand where you're coming from. There's just one problem: Kurt Angle's been making claims like this for a while. Well before his heel turn, at least.
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Post by I hate TNA on Sept 2, 2011 18:14:00 GMT -5
Sadly, Kurt is never on kayfabe when he's on Twitter. It's just Kurt being Kurt... And trust me, it's an hard thing to admit when you're as big as a Kurt fan as I am.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 2, 2011 18:40:08 GMT -5
The discussion about whether Kurt is "working" or not reminds me of the last Mick Foley book where he told a story of Kurt running into Mark Coleman at an airport, sharing a conversation about past battles, and then looking like he was going to cry later because Coleman mis-remembered one match as a win when Kurt actually won.
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