Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Aug 11, 2011 8:24:31 GMT -5
Well, it's been a few weeks now since Hostage-Taking Bird (cheap pop) debuted, as a face too obviously. That is far too long in Russo's mind so I fully expect him to turn on Sting and join Immortal soon.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Aug 11, 2011 9:09:56 GMT -5
Bird wins the world heavyweight championship by pinning Bischoff. Then he turns heel by throwing Sting from top of a cage.
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Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Aug 11, 2011 11:12:24 GMT -5
Bird wins the world heavyweight championship by pinning Bischoff. Then he turns heel by throwing Sting from top of a cage. WHY BIRD, WHY?!! Or in TNA terms...business as usual.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 11, 2011 11:15:52 GMT -5
Then he shoots on Swagger Soaring Eagle.
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Post by Protest the Chris Hero on Aug 11, 2011 11:17:33 GMT -5
You mean its not already in Immortal??
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 11, 2011 11:33:31 GMT -5
Then he shoots on Swagger Soaring Eagle. "The 'big guys up north' said I was never going to make it because I'm 'too small' or I didn't have 'enough feathers'!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 11:44:50 GMT -5
I heard he was originally supposed to get the Gunner push, but he showed up stoned for work and missed a set of TV tapings...so they decided to give him the Gunner push instead.
Bird is going to self-destruct.
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Post by Michael Coello on Aug 11, 2011 11:46:46 GMT -5
He can't turn heel. He has a new T-Shirt out! He's gotta sell those!
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 11, 2011 11:48:41 GMT -5
The bird will start shootin' brothas.
CM Punk style.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Aug 11, 2011 12:03:42 GMT -5
Once upon an Impact dreary, while the matches were booked and nearly finished with all the matches we had all seen before.
While I thought of Immortal battling, suddenly I heard a rattling, a rattling from a cage door.
Tis some nonsense I muttered rattling from a covered cage door, only this and nothing more.
Ahh, distinctly I remember the 90s in a late November, And beating another member of wrestling down to the floor Eagerly I wished on Monday, vainly had I sought to one day I would have all the say, the say but now no more World Championship Wrestling would forever lose allure Nameless now forever more
Bah, I'm having a brain fart. I might get at it later.
Quoth the Hostage taking bird, nevermore.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 11, 2011 12:07:23 GMT -5
I just hope they at least have the booking sense to hold off on the match against Tara's Spider until Bound for Glory.
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Post by jadison on Aug 11, 2011 12:09:53 GMT -5
He can't turn heel. He has a new T-Shirt out! He's gotta sell those! LOL! Man, I really want that shirt!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2011 12:50:30 GMT -5
It needs to team with Poison and Sharkboy to create a land, sea, and air stable.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 11, 2011 13:05:20 GMT -5
It needs to team with Poison and Sharkboy to create a land, sea, and air stable. Bring in Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat as the fire element.
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Aug 11, 2011 13:10:52 GMT -5
Bird was awesome until TNA started overpushing him and had no idea what made him popular in the first place (taking hostages).
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Aug 11, 2011 14:32:07 GMT -5
I don't believe it. First you guys complain how TNA doesn't push it's homegrown talent and now you're complaining when the Bird finally gets pushed. You're all a bunch of hypocrites.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 11, 2011 14:36:13 GMT -5
Tenay: Looks like we've just seen a flipping of the bird!
Tazz: Not for nuthin, when I said to let the pigeons loose this wasn't what I had in mind.
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Post by DSR on Aug 11, 2011 15:16:20 GMT -5
Once upon an Impact dreary, while the matches were booked and nearly finished with all the matches we had all seen before. While I thought of Immortal battling, suddenly I heard a rattling, a rattling from a cage door. Tis some nonsense I muttered rattling from a covered cage door, only this and nothing more. Ahh, distinctly I remember the 90s in a late November, And beating another member of wrestling down to the floor Eagerly I wished on Monday, vainly had I sought to one day I would have all the say, the say but now no more World Championship Wrestling would forever lose allure Nameless now forever more Bah, I'm having a brain fart. I might get at it later. Quoth the Hostage taking bird, nevermore. Awesome sauce. ;D
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NOwave
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Post by NOwave on Aug 11, 2011 16:00:03 GMT -5
This is good! Andrew is Good may have a career in poetry....
And, was there ever any doubt about the turn of the bird? Every other partner Sting's ever had has turned on him. How many times did Sting say to the Total Package Lex Luger, "You're not gonna swerve me again, Luger!" while threatening to beat him to a pulp?
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Post by Andrew is Good on Aug 11, 2011 16:54:33 GMT -5
And the silken sad uncertain rustling from that dark black curtain Alert me, almost hurt with things Sting had never done before So that now to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating Tis just Sting trying to frighten me at my desk by the door The World Champion trying to come through my office door This is it, and nothing more
Presently my eyes grew brighter, see the veteran fighter "Sting" said I "Steve Borden, your reason to be here I implore But the fact is I was booking, and then you started looking While I wasn't looking while booking behind the office door That I must show that I heard you, now I open the office door Gunner there, and nothing more
Deep into intensity peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing He'll take Impact to levels that have never been seen before His intensity, it was shattered when Sting as joker bruised and battered And looking down I saw that Gunnner had to be so sore That I whimpered, hoping that no muscle had be tore Wanted this and nothing more
Back into the office turning, all my soul within me burning Soon I heard again some rattling louder then before "Surely" I said "surely that is nothing under the black curtain" As you just gave Gunner a hurtin' that I've never seen before Let my heart be still for a moment and this mystery I explore Tis a joke and nothing more
Open here he flung the cage, when with a violent flap and rage In stepped hostage taking bird of of the crow kind from yore On top of my desk did he rest, trying to stare and look as best He can perch on top of my desk just left from the open office door Perched and sat, and nothing more
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