Bird Heel Turn

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Aug 11, 2011 11:15:52 GMT -5 Sajoa Moe said:

Then he shoots on Swagger Soaring Eagle.

But not before his dream match with the Gooker.

[NOwave]

And the silken sad uncertain rustling from that dark black curtain
Alert me, almost hurt with things Sting had never done before
So that now to still the beating of my heart I stood repeating
Tis just Sting trying to frighten me at my desk by the door
The World Champion trying to come through my office door
This is it, and nothing more

Presently my eyes grew brighter, see the veteran fighter
"Sting" said I "Steve Borden, your reason to be here I implore
But the fact is I was booking, and then you started looking
While I wasn't looking while booking behind the office door
That I must show that I heard you, now I open the office door
Gunner there, and nothing more

Deep into intensity peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing
He'll take Impact to levels that have never been seen before
His intensity, it was shattered when Sting as joker bruised and battered
And looking down I saw that Gunnner had to be so sore
That I whimpered, hoping that no muscle had be tore
Wanted this and nothing more

Back into the office turning, all my soul within me burning
Soon I heard again some rattling louder then before
"Surely" I said "surely that is nothing under the black curtain"
As you just gave Gunner a hurtin' that I've never seen before
Let my heart be still for a moment and this mystery I explore
Tis a joke and nothing more

Open here he flung the cage, when with a violent flap and rage
In stepped hostage taking bird of of the crow kind from yore
On top of my desk did he rest, trying to stare and look as best
He can perch on top of my desk just left from the open office door
Perched and sat, and nothing more

Stuff like this is why I keep coming to this site. Wickedly sharp parody.

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I refuse to boo Hostage-Taking Bird. Oh, how I love that bird.