Maybe they could have an all non-human mascot tournament, with the champion to be crowned at BFG.
First Round Matches:
Frankie (Koko B.Ware) vs. Damien (Jake Roberts) (Damien wins by submission with a bear hug(macaw hug?)
The Bird (Sting) vs. Pepper the chihuahua (Al Snow) (Pepper loses when he can't answer the bell after the Bird pecks his eyes out and the diminuitive canine can't find his way to the ring.)
Poison (Winter) vs. Matilda (British bulldogs) (Poison lives up to her name by beating Matilda with a pinfall after the bulldog succumbs to her sting)
Lucifer (Jake Roberts) vs. Misty the rat (Black Reign) (And in a major upset, Misty wins by DQ
when Lucifer coils around the referee. Unfortunately, the angered snake then swallows Misty resulting in the decision being changed to no-contest.)
Second Round:
The Bird vs. Damien (in a seeming rematch of the first round's bird vs snake contest, Bird gains revenge for his genus by using his now seemingly unbeatable finisher, pecking Damien's eyes out. The snake mistakenly wraps around a ring post and loses via count out.)
Poison gets a bye in the second round do to the no-contest decision in the Lucifer-Misty match.
Championship Match:
The Bird vs. Poison (Poison squeaks out a win in the see-saw battle, as Bird's finisher is rendered ineffective by the spiders' extremely small eyes, which prove impossible to peck out. Despite sustaining a brutal pecking, Poison pulls off a desperation sting to the solar plexus, felling the feathered foe for a quick pinfall in this 5-star classic)
New World Mascot Champion: Poison! The victorious arachnid goes on to challenge mascots in all the other dressing rooms around the world with the new catchphrase, "Eight legs rule!"
