B.B.M
Hank Scorpio
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on May 16, 2012 11:27:11 GMT -5
Finally it's time for a wrestling segment, not something resembling softcore gay porn. Headed to the ring, are the Great Khali, Jinder Mahal, and new WWE signee Sonjay Dutt. And they're wearing tracksuits in a Canadian Flag design! Great Khali steps to the front and takes the mic, and puts over Canada as only he can. He tries eating a jar of pickled maple leaves, but he doesn't get the jar open before Triple H runs down and Pedigrees everyone. Vince McMahon's head explodes. Which ends up absorbing Triple H, thus finally reaching his final form "Perfect Vince". With his new found power, Perfect Vince declares that the "McMahon Games" are officially open, and if nobody can beat him, he will make the entire world join the "Kiss My Ass" Club. The first person to take up the challenge is... |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 16, 2012 12:22:47 GMT -5
Gillberg. "Perfect Vince" then reveals that the "McMahon Games" is a game of "Go Fish." A table is set up in the ring and the game begins. Suddenly the game is joined by.......
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Post by DSR on May 16, 2012 12:28:37 GMT -5
Tazz, who tries to give Perfect Vince a suplex!
Unfortunately, Tazz is way out of shape and injures his back. Also, he's wearing one of his old wrestling singlets, which doesn't fit him now, and the effort of attempting to suplex Vince caused his balls to fall out. He then wrestles Gillberg a full 10 minute match, all the while forgetting to tuck his balls back into his singlet.
The camera zooms in a lot during the match.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2012 13:32:13 GMT -5
Gillberg wins thanks to interference by Todd Grisham, out comes the Honky Tonk Man and they both start singing..........
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 16, 2012 16:10:46 GMT -5
"America, F--- Yeah" As we cut to a crying Eve running out of Cena's lockerroom. He emerges zipping his pants & yells...
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Post by DSR on May 16, 2012 23:23:15 GMT -5
"America, F--- Yeah" As we cut to a crying Eve running out of Cena's lockerroom. He emerges zipping his pants & yells... "I've looked inside your genetic lunchbox! And I found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF!" |
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