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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 7:18:58 GMT -5
What are your times of pulling a total dick move in a game?
One just happened to me. Got Mario Kart 7 this evening and barely played it so far but decided to give the online a shot. In Rainbow Road I wasn't doing so well and thanks to a couple of fall-offs wound up in last, but at the end I got two consecutive Bullet Bills and shot straight to third right at the finish line.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 29, 2011 8:11:07 GMT -5
UFC Undisputed. Playing as Jon Fitch. Winning by Lay and Pray.
The reactions are hysterical.
And this thread is really General Minus territory. The man is a master of video game heeling.
SERIOUS Language warning.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 29, 2011 9:55:37 GMT -5
I totally killed an innocent priest in Skyrim just because I didn't want to leave a quest uncompleted. considering that to that point I'd mostly been playing as a helpful do-gooder, it certainly smacked of character derailment/moral event horizon.
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Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 29, 2011 10:53:16 GMT -5
Playing a group Tower Defense on Battle.net, either in WC3 or SC2. We get really far, and within the last couple of levels, I'll sell all my crap and stay in the game so my spawn point is still active.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 29, 2011 11:52:15 GMT -5
There were many times in Starflight when I would encounter an alien ship and chat pleasantly with them to get information....
... and then quickly arm weapons and blast them out of space so I could steal their fuel and the raw materials that their ship was built from.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 29, 2011 11:58:31 GMT -5
WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain -
My buddy Tremaine was a total heel. In our backyard wrestling fed, he won the world title (a plastic smoking skull belt) and decided that he would also defend it in wrestling video games. So I challenged him for it in a 3 Stages of Hell match. Kurt Angle (me) vs. Benoit (him)
1st match was a standard match. He barely won. 2nd match is a ladder match, we beat the hell out of each other, both of us are completely in the red, but I manage to grab the win. So far the match has been absolutely epic. Third match is a hell in a cell. Bell rings, Benoit runs at me, clothesline, 1, 2, 3! Tremaine proceeds to laugh his ass off, running around the room celebrating with the belt. Even refusing to give me a rematch. f***ing son of a bitch.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 29, 2011 12:07:23 GMT -5
When playing in-person multiplayer, wait for the other person to pause the game and go to the bathroom, then obstruct their view of the console and unplug their controller.
You know you've done this at least once. Everyone has.
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 29, 2011 12:37:16 GMT -5
Enslaving the children in Fallout 3.
In my defense, they were little brats.
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Post by Burst on Dec 29, 2011 12:56:01 GMT -5
Way back in grade school when we were playing Oregon Trail II in computer class or during inside recess, and we had to take turns playing, I would always do this to get to my turn faster:
Wait for the person I was waiting to get the computer from to get called by the teacher or go to the bathroom, and while they were gone, go into their wagon's inventory and dump all their food, weapons, and ammunition.
They then wonder why they're suddenly being asked if they want to kill a draft animal for food or trade for bullets and a rifle.
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 30, 2011 0:14:00 GMT -5
Playing as Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat. Nothjing says heel more than punching someone in the groin in the middle of a fight.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 30, 2011 0:16:35 GMT -5
I like ramming people off the road in Mario Kart just to do it. And when I see someone doing the Wuhu glitch in MK7, I wait for them and try to knock them off their path so they aren't able to hit the water to initiate the glitch.
And as far as game story heel moments go:
"Snake, this is McDonald Miller. It's been a long time."
Vince "Kojima" Russo wrote MGS1.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2011 0:17:14 GMT -5
I told my brother that DQ was turned off on No Mercy, so he threw a chair at me and lost, as I had lied.
I won in something like 6 seconds.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 30, 2011 0:53:56 GMT -5
Roller Coaster Tycoon. Every park I built, I had a 3x3 square pond away from the rest of the park I called the "Lake of Doom." Any employees or guests that were either slackin or barfing all over the place got thrown into the Lake of Doom and drowned.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2011 1:06:09 GMT -5
Roller Coaster Tycoon. Every park I built, I had a 3x3 square pond away from the rest of the park I called the "Lake of Doom." Any employees or guests that were either slackin or barfing all over the place got thrown into the Lake of Doom and drowned. Yeah, this makes the game much easier, too.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 30, 2011 1:13:31 GMT -5
WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain - My buddy Tremaine was a total heel. In our backyard wrestling fed, he won the world title (a plastic smoking skull belt) and decided that he would also defend it in wrestling video games. So I challenged him for it in a 3 Stages of Hell match. Kurt Angle (me) vs. Benoit (him) 1st match was a standard match. He barely won. 2nd match is a ladder match, we beat the hell out of each other, both of us are completely in the red, but I manage to grab the win. So far the match has been absolutely epic. Third match is a hell in a cell. Bell rings, Benoit runs at me, clothesline, 1, 2, 3! Tremaine proceeds to laugh his ass off, running around the room celebrating with the belt. Even refusing to give me a rematch. f***ing son of a bitch. I can't stop laughing at this. Your friend, Tremaine, is a great heel.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 30, 2011 1:22:53 GMT -5
I told my brother that DQ was turned off on No Mercy, so he threw a chair at me and lost, as I had lied. I won in something like 6 seconds. I find this hilarious too. I got a "heel move" story... So a friend and I were playing SvR '06, and I win the World Heavyweight belt. My friend tries to set up all kinds of matches to make me lose to Legend Mode CPU opponents - Ladder match, Last Man Standing match, Iron Man match - nothing works. I'm friggin' Goldberg that day. Then he sets up a Special Guest Referee match: me vs. Batista with him as our masked jobber* in the referee role. Batista is taking it to me, but I keep fighting back. Every Batista Bomb could be my last, but every RKO of mine could be his last... But the fix was in that day my friends. I just kicked out of the Batista Bomb, I kicked Batista, I hit the button for my finisher, the white flash happened... and the jobber vertical suplexed me to the mat. Batista goes for the pin. My friend gives a fair count. 1. 2. 3. And our NEW World Heavyweight Champion was "The Animal" Batista. Son of a bitch. *I once made a masked jobber in 5 minutes while he showered. No time spent on customizing his appearance, no raised stats, basic move set (his finisher is the vertical suplex). He is made to suck. Naturally, we make him for every WWE game and he is a multiple World champion. ;D
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Post by Unocal 76 on Dec 30, 2011 1:40:34 GMT -5
Madden games with my friends. Ran up the score.
Even with a big lead in the 4th quarter, I was throwing Hail Mary passes.
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 30, 2011 1:56:51 GMT -5
Telling Anora in Dragon Age Origins that not only will I definately spare her father, but I will also make her queen and marry her. After the trial/council, not only do I murder her father myself, via beheading, but I also convince Alaister to have her locked up and eventually executed as well.
I know there's a lot of other heel moments in games (especially fighters and shooters) that are probably far more dickish, but this one always made me laugh with diabolical glee (I learned to quickly Hate Anora after a few playthroughs before).
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 30, 2011 3:19:59 GMT -5
UFC Undisputed. Playing as Jon Fitch. Winning by Lay and Pray. The reactions are hysterical. And this thread is really General Minus territory. The man is a master of video game heeling. SERIOUS Language warning. Thanks for posting that video. Seriously, it's hilarious. ;D
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 30, 2011 3:34:10 GMT -5
Telling Anora in Dragon Age Origins that not only will I definately spare her father, but I will also make her queen and marry her. After the trial/council, not only do I murder her father myself, via beheading, but I also convince Alaister to have her locked up and eventually executed as well. I know there's a lot of other heel moments in games (especially fighters and shooters) that are probably far more dickish, but this one always made me laugh with diabolical glee (I learned to quickly Hate Anora after a few playthroughs before). I haven't played Dragon Age, so I don't how her character is, so I looked her up. She's hot. Shame she's apparently a horrible character.
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