King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 29, 2012 15:27:40 GMT -5
I once ate a bowl of cereal. {Spoiler}WITH NO MILK |
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Post by VenomFang on Jan 29, 2012 15:29:06 GMT -5
I rode a bicycle without wearing a helmet.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 29, 2012 15:29:36 GMT -5
I once ate a bowl of cereal. {Spoiler}WITH NO MILK Hah, is that it? Well, I killed a cockroach. {Spoiler}WHILE IT WAS STILL FLYING AROUND. |
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Post by Orange on Jan 29, 2012 15:31:24 GMT -5
I fell down a flight of stairs... {Spoiler}AND ONLY CRIED FOR 17 AND A HALF MINUTES, WHATTUP? |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 29, 2012 15:35:33 GMT -5
I fell down a flight of stairs... {Spoiler}AND ONLY CRIED FOR 17 AND A HALF MINUTES, WHATTUP?  |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 29, 2012 15:40:30 GMT -5
I fought off bullies to save someone once.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
Posts: 15,727
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Jan 29, 2012 15:40:34 GMT -5
I rode a bicycle without wearing a helmet. Everyone is doing it though.  I made out with the girl next door. |
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 29, 2012 15:43:03 GMT -5
I went skydiving with no parachute. I died, but I'm ok now.
Beat that peasants.
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
Posts: 4,689
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jan 29, 2012 15:43:31 GMT -5
I helped an old lady cross the street once.... {Spoiler}after i stole her purse!!! |
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,320 
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 29, 2012 15:44:55 GMT -5
I once jumped down the remaining 5 stairs. I was barefoot.
Your move, F.A.N.
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,757
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Post by Y2M on Jan 29, 2012 15:48:07 GMT -5
My mom got her tubes tied and yet I'm here.
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h
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 5,734
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Post by h on Jan 29, 2012 15:49:22 GMT -5
I stopped believing in Journey, phunked with the hearts of the Black Eyed Peas, and let the sun go down on Elton John.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,320
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 29, 2012 15:49:39 GMT -5
My mom got her tubes tied and yet I'm here. Maybe you just think you're here. |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 29, 2012 15:49:59 GMT -5
one time when i was on a plane, the fasten seatbelt light was on...and i took mine off!
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2012 15:51:58 GMT -5
I'm so badass, I kick my own ass twice a day.
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Post by rsmitty on Jan 29, 2012 15:54:07 GMT -5
I screw my current girlfriend twice a week without pause  |
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 29, 2012 15:55:34 GMT -5
My mom got her tubes tied and yet I'm here. Your mom's tubes are tied but yet I still managed to knock her up. Take that science! |
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LastCall
Crow T. Robot
Never Asked For This
Getting dark. Bring a FlashLight.
Posts: 43,268
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Post by LastCall on Jan 29, 2012 15:59:07 GMT -5
They were giving away free muffin samples at the bakery the other day. The sign said "Take one".
I took two.
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,757
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Post by Y2M on Jan 29, 2012 16:01:52 GMT -5
My mom got her tubes tied and yet I'm here. Your mom's tubes are tied but yet I still managed to knock her up. Take that science! I always thought I was adopted. ;D My mom got her tubes tied and yet I'm here. Maybe you just think you're here. *vanishes into thin air* |
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
Posts: 4,047
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 29, 2012 16:04:15 GMT -5
I've fired a rocket launcher. Twice.
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