Which Batman film is most quotable

[The Punisher]

Batman Returns. This exchange between Batman and The Penguin is brilliantly done - and eminently quotable.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

This Town needs an enema!

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

[The Punisher]

Jan 28, 2012 16:10:44 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

That did make me laugh...

[Jam]

Jan 28, 2012 15:49:57 GMT -5 The Punisher said:

Batman Returns. This exchange between Batman and The Penguin is brilliantly done - and eminently quotable.

Goddamn I love that movie. De Vito was awesome as The Penguin. I love that first scene with him and Max Shreck. "Hi, I'm Fred's hand. Like to meet ay other body parts? You flush it, I flaunt it.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

[Hassan bin Sober]

Everything the Joker says in Batman '89 and Bruce Wayne when he says, "You wanna get nuts!? <Beatlejuice voice>Come on!!</Beatlejuice voice> Let's get nuts!"

Additionally there is Carl Grisom's "You're my number one guy," line but that may only be memorable because the Joker repeats in mockingly later.

[A Platypus Rave]

COOL PARTEE!

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

Jan 28, 2012 15:37:26 GMT -5 diegorivera said:

The Dark Knight. "Why so serious," was practically meme at one point and really transcended the "geek," culture. No other Batman film has had that impact. The last Batman related media to do that was the 60's show.

Batman DOMINATED pop culture in 1989. It was easily on par with The Dark Knight.

[Goldenbane]

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

WHO ARE YOU?
I'm Batman.

What exactly do you want?
My face on the one dollar bill.

You wanna get nuts??? Come on!! Let's get nuts!!!

Youuuuuuuu are my number one-ah...guy-ah...Heeheehahahaha!

Crap, crap, crap, crap...ooooh, what do we have here?

I kinda like this one, Bob.

Batman 89 for me, although Batman and Robin's quotes are probably easier for fans to remember.

[Deleted]

To this day I still quote the Joker from 89.

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

"Jesus Marimba! A sexy beast like that running around could put some steam in a mans strides."

"I've got a live one here."

"There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight."

[Junkenstein]

Returns is one that I can remember a lot of stuff from, although that might just be a reflection on how many times I've watched the damn thing rather than how quotable it is.

You gotta admit, I played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

[Beast Army Ass]

As far as quantity goes, toss-up between '89 and Batman & Robin.

Quality? '89 or Batman Begins. I especially liked this quick one at the end of the movie:

Gordon: I never said thank you.
Batman: And you'll never have to.

[Kevin Hamilton]

'89 by far.

[dav]

"I swear to God!"

"SWEAR TO ME!!!"

[Push R Truth]

Jan 28, 2012 15:52:06 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

This Town needs an enema!

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Jan 28, 2012 19:00:19 GMT -5 Beast Army Ass said:

Quality? '89 or Batman Begins.

I'm fond of the majority of Liam Neeson's lines, especially:

Bruce Wayne: You're vigilantes.

Henri Ducard: No, no, no. A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.

Bruce Wayne: Which is?

Henri Ducard: A legend, Mr. Wayne.

Surely, a man who spends his nights scrambling over the rooftops of Gotham wouldn't begrudge me dual identities?

Well, well. You took my advice about theatricality a bit... literally.

But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

When you gotta go..........GO WITH A SMILE!

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

"What do you want?"
"My face on the one dollar bill"

I prefer Ledger's performance, but about 85% of Nicholson's lines are quotable.

[andrew8798]

Hell with Batman and Robin you can have a fun drinking game