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Post by wildojinx on Jan 29, 2012 9:47:13 GMT -5
Q: What kind of car does Charlie Brown drive?
A: An Iroc
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Post by daime on Jan 29, 2012 9:54:30 GMT -5
Two guys walk into a bar, the one next one ducks.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 29, 2012 10:50:46 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jan 29, 2012 11:14:36 GMT -5
What do you call a cow with no legs? {Spoiler}Ground Beef |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 29, 2012 11:28:51 GMT -5
Q: What kind of car does Charlie Brown drive? A: An Iroc I don't get it |
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Post by Orange on Jan 29, 2012 11:34:59 GMT -5
Did you hear McDonalds fired Ronald McDonald?
Apparently, they caught him CLOWNING AROUND!
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 29, 2012 12:29:53 GMT -5
I was walking to my house and spilled my scrabble set, I asked a guy for help, he asked 'what's the word on the street?'
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 29, 2012 12:35:17 GMT -5
I had a friend with an expensive German-made car. He hit a patch of ice and hit a tree, finding out how the Mercedes bends.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2012 12:35:25 GMT -5
I was walking to the chip shop the other night when I seen two police cars and an ambulance, apparently... {Spoiler}The chips got assaulted and the fish got battered! |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 29, 2012 12:47:15 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 29, 2012 12:53:11 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says 'I'm worried about you, you're talking to horses' |
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jan 29, 2012 12:57:39 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says 'I'm worried about you, you're talking to horses' The bartender replies "I'll leave you alone if you're going to be such a bitch, Sarah Jessica Parker." |
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 29, 2012 13:08:42 GMT -5
Man walks into a bar, says "ouch"
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Post by mrrotten on Jan 29, 2012 13:14:14 GMT -5
Two guys walk into a bar, the one next one ducks. Man walks into a bar, says "ouch" Dang it! I was going to post "A guy walks into a bar and says Ow", but you guys beat me too it!!! That's my go to lame joke! That's one of the reasons why I like coming here. I guess I'll go with this one: What's a ghost's favorite song to sing? {Spoiler}I ain't go no body Then there's: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? {Spoiler}He didn't have the guts |
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Post by mrrotten on Jan 29, 2012 13:20:57 GMT -5
Oh, then there's: Why is 6 afraid of 7? {Spoiler}Because 7 8 9 |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 29, 2012 13:35:51 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar.
He orders a drink and has a nice evening.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Jan 29, 2012 13:42:14 GMT -5
?Julia Roberts walks into a bar... The bartender says "Why such the long face"
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 29, 2012 14:31:25 GMT -5
Q: What kind of car does Charlie Brown drive? A: An Iroc I don't get it That should help you understand |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 29, 2012 14:36:03 GMT -5
I had a dyslexic friend, his favorite cartoon was Caspar the Friendly Goat.
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Post by DSR on Jan 29, 2012 15:24:13 GMT -5
My go-to bad jokes: How do you kill a blue elephant? {Spoiler}With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? {Spoiler}Choke him until he turns blue, then shoot him with your blue elephant gun. |
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