I want my own wrestling ring

[Johnny D]

But....

1) I can't afford to buy one and probably won't have permission to set it up in the nearby car park in the summer.
and 2) I'm too lazy and unresourceful to build one myself.

Life's not fair. Btw, I've been drinking.

[rapidfire187]

Stop drinking and use the extra money to buy a ring. And the car park owner will be more likely to give permission to someone who's only addiction is competition.

/Punk