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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jan 21, 2012 0:24:58 GMT -5
 A Fond du Lac man was arrested after he told police a "ghost" punched and strangled his wife. Michael F. West, 41, of 281 Fond du Lac Ave., was charged Wednesday with strangulation and misdemeanors of battery, disorderly conduct and resisting or obstructing an officer. At 8 p.m. Jan. 15, police arrived at West's home to find the woman crying and bleeding from her nose. According to allegations contained in the criminal complaint: The woman was upset after West blamed her for the house being foreclosed. When the woman pointed out that she works while West sits on the couch, he became angry. West strangled the woman twice. He then told her to call the police. As she went to grab the phone, West punched her repeatedly in the face. West told police the woman got her injuries from falling. When asked specifically about the neck injuries, West responded, "A ghost did it." Officers had to struggle with an intoxicated West to place him in handcuffs after he made the ghost comment. The woman said West has made comments about killing her. West is being held in the Fond du Lac County Jail on $1,000 bail. He was ordered to stay sober while the case is pending. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Jan. 27. A man that takes that much time to groom his facial hair into a Lemmy tribute certainly would never tell a lie! |
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jan 21, 2012 0:26:42 GMT -5
Clearly it's an air-tight defense!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 21, 2012 0:26:48 GMT -5
That shit cray.
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Post by VenomFang on Jan 21, 2012 0:29:32 GMT -5
Thats some sweet facial hair.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2012 0:30:09 GMT -5
Grim grinning ghosts come out to brutalize!
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 21, 2012 0:31:47 GMT -5
It's been proven before:
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
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How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 21, 2012 0:32:24 GMT -5
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Tarik Dee
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 21, 2012 0:35:02 GMT -5
He looks like a mix between Sheamus and Arn Anderson.
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theryno665
Grimlock
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 21, 2012 0:36:52 GMT -5
He looks like a mix between Sheamus and Arn Anderson. It's their lovechild that they left floating in an empty butthole. |
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Post by Orange on Jan 21, 2012 0:37:03 GMT -5
Seems legit.
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Post by MGH on Jan 21, 2012 0:37:40 GMT -5
I buy it.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 21, 2012 0:49:29 GMT -5
This seems like it would concern the parapsychology community than it would the criminal justice system.
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jagilki
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Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jan 21, 2012 1:04:09 GMT -5
Well we know the next Ghost Hunters special.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 21, 2012 1:16:02 GMT -5
Yeah, you guys all joke about this but it's real man. It's like that time that ghost gave my girlfriend gonorrhea. I never actually saw it happen, but she swears by it, and what reason would she have to lie?
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jan 21, 2012 1:21:08 GMT -5
Well yeah, we all know Ghosts are ridden with STD's, it's just they aren't violent.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jan 21, 2012 1:24:33 GMT -5
scum
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 21, 2012 1:26:55 GMT -5
He vaguely looks like a young Bobby Singer.....which makes his ghost excuse all the more funny. ;D
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 21, 2012 3:15:15 GMT -5
It's like my daddy always told me... never leave your wife alone with a ghost.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 21, 2012 3:17:39 GMT -5
See, if Walter Peck wasn't such a douche, this never would have happened.
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 21, 2012 3:31:44 GMT -5
That's ridiculous. It wasn't a ghost. It was..  |
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