What is the stupidest idea you can think of

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Okay so there are a few rules

1) it can't be an idea to directly to harm yourself anyone or destroy anything for the sake of doing so
2) there has to be a point. A goal or business plan but goes about it so ass backwards that its stupid

[BorneAgain]

Successfully producing and airing commercials for battery operated battery recharges that only charge its own batteries.

[jagilki]

DVD Rewinders.

[darthalexander]

I would direct you to the Quebec Government but political discussion is not allowed here so I'll leave it at that (sadly, there are some real winners there for stupidity).

Strip Hockey: For every goal scored against your team, your team has to remove a piece of clothing. It would make some blowout games that much more interesting for certain individuals.

I bet Jacques Martin would have been one hot piece in the buff...not.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Jan 6, 2012 0:37:19 GMT -5 jagilki said:

DVD Rewinders.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Getting married to Snooki. She's not all that attractive, and there's nothing remotely likable about her personality, but she is a celebrity and by marrying her, you'd be a celebrity by proxy. Also, she's pretty rich, and you'd be a Jersey Shore cast member overnight.

[sryans]

An anti thesaurus, a thesaurus for those of us who prefer to go without synonyms or antonyms and instead link two totally non-related words like:
air-freshener: birdbath

The objective would be to sell these to post modern english enthusiasts.

[adamclark52]

Someone took it

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[Turd Ferguson]

Posting here.

[nWoElite]

A strip club that specializes in plus size.....

Men.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Make pencils with erasers that make more of a mess than if you had not used them so as to dissuade people from making mistakes in the first place.

[Turd Ferguson]

Jan 6, 2012 10:20:30 GMT -5 nWoElite said:

A strip club that specializes in plus size.....

Men.

I wanted to open one and call it "The Cheesecake Factory" but it was already taken.

[Savage Gambino]

Jan 6, 2012 10:39:22 GMT -5 Pervy Stone Cold said:

Make pencils with erasers that make more of a mess than if you had not used them so as to dissuade people from making mistakes in the first place.

Too late. That was my experience with most non-No.2 or mechanical pencils in high school. Probably the reason I only write with pens now.

[The Sam]

Terrible movie ideas. For example, Jack Black is a jacuzi installer who gets drunk and pee's in the jacuzis. Then he sobers up and realises what he's done and tries to prevent people from buying his jacuzis.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Jan 6, 2012 11:12:22 GMT -5 The Sam said:

Terrible movie ideas. For example, Jack Black is a jacuzi installer who gets drunk and pee's in the jacuzis. Then he sobers up and realises what he's done and tries to prevent people from buying his jacuzis.

In what world is that a terrible movie, exactly? Between it having an actual plot (and a dramatic one, at that) and the fact that the lead is Jack Black, it already sounds better than half of the "comedies" currently in theatres.

[Zombie Mod]

run through my town in my underware.... what do you mean its been threatend on here before?

uh... that case....




fart and sneeze at the same time? i heard that makes you implode and turn you into a zombie, then i can rent myself out as a zombie extra in all the upcoming movies about the end of the world being made this year

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Accepting my invitation into my Apartment, you have only yourself to blame for what happens.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Freeze-dried water

Pine-cone tampons