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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 2, 2012 18:34:32 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 2, 2012 21:59:37 GMT -5
I haven't, but having read that preview I kind of want to now.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 2, 2012 22:13:11 GMT -5
I've seen it, though without the actual porn bits first. The guy who was Data was the standout, and the Picard was pretty close, I think.
I did see the regular version, but I will say that, and this is a complaint from most parody movies, the sex scenes just feel so detatched from the rest of it. Not even porn music in it, just porn.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2012 22:19:54 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Jan 2, 2012 23:15:08 GMT -5
I don't think I could actually watch it. I have so many fond memories of the show that it would make watching the show feel kind of awkward because I saw the characters get it on.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2012 23:36:04 GMT -5
Really though, if you have Twitter, follow April O'Neil. You get boob pictures of her in bathtubs on a daily basis. It's glorious.
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Post by JDviant on Jan 2, 2012 23:46:09 GMT -5
I did see the regular version, but I will say that, and this is a complaint from most parody movies, the sex scenes just feel so detatched from the rest of it. Not even porn music in it, just porn. Yeah, it was a very 'hey lets sex now I guess' feel to the sex scenes lol. Thanks for taking a look everyone! Bridesmaids XXX is next, then maybe Saved By the Bell but I'm up for suggestions too. The others just have more April O'Neil ;D bridesmaids XXX has her AND Katie St. Ives, so thats basically the two (four) best boobs in the world in the same video! I'm so happy.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2012 0:02:38 GMT -5
Should've been called Star Trek: The Next Penetration.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jan 3, 2012 0:47:30 GMT -5
I remember seeing a porno spoof during the 90's (the movie itself might've been older) called Sex Trek: The Wrath of Bob. It was a spoof of TOS, but not of any specific episode or plotline.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 3, 2012 10:10:05 GMT -5
I honestly don't get the market for porn parodies. If I want to watch porn, I'd rather just get down to business.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2012 10:18:49 GMT -5
That's a really good pic of Katie St. Ives.
I like when porn stars have a more plain jane look. The super glam look is cool too, but when they're too done up its kind off putting to me.
How many times did the cast say "ENGAGE" during the money shot?
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Post by JDviant on Jan 3, 2012 10:31:27 GMT -5
That's a really good pic of Katie St. Ives. I like when porn stars have a more plain jane look. The super glam look is cool too, but when they're too done up its kind off putting to me. How many times did the cast say "ENGAGE" during the money shot? Yeah Katie is 100% that girl you're just going to see walking out your own front door. And I don't think there was any Star Trek puns while love-making was in progress, but I did skim most of them lol. It was all played very straight. |
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 3, 2012 11:42:18 GMT -5
I haven't seen this but I'm surprised they didn't do a big holodeck scene with Barclay (unless that's the sequel). I remember watching the show and every guy I talked too had the same idea - who cares about using the holodeck for educational purposes and playing Sherlock Holmes, use it to get seriously laid (like Janeway had to do in Voyager).
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 3, 2012 14:06:11 GMT -5
It was all played very straight. So no Riker/Worf grudgef*** scenes? |
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 5, 2012 16:35:13 GMT -5
I haven't seen this but I'm surprised they didn't do a big holodeck scene with Barclay (unless that's the sequel). I remember watching the show and every guy I talked too had the same idea - who cares about using the holodeck for educational purposes and playing Sherlock Holmes, use it to get seriously laid (like Janeway had to do in Voyager). As i recall, that was one of the undertones in the holosuites on DS9 prior to the Federation taking over. Quark was making a killing off it when the Cardassians had the station. |
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 6, 2012 0:49:29 GMT -5
I haven't seen this but I'm surprised they didn't do a big holodeck scene with Barclay (unless that's the sequel). I remember watching the show and every guy I talked too had the same idea - who cares about using the holodeck for educational purposes and playing Sherlock Holmes, use it to get seriously laid (like Janeway had to do in Voyager). As i recall, that was one of the undertones in the holosuites on DS9 prior to the Federation taking over. Quark was making a killing off it when the Cardassians had the station. People being people I can imagine it's used more for that reason (sex)than anything really enlightening. Maybe on a starship it'd be a little more difficult to pull off because you'd be afraid of someone walking in all the time. You can't really lock it without coming out looking really guilty. |
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