King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 10, 2012 17:01:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2012 9:13:02 GMT -5
My name is Rusty Shackleford.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 17, 2012 3:02:05 GMT -5
Yeah, hey FAN, first I'd like to say that I've used your product for years, but your recent decision to change all of your individually packaged servings of entertainment and entertainment byproduct from 16 ounces down to 12 ounces upsets me. I'm a 300 pound shut-in with no friends and quite frankly, I just survive on only twelve ounces. I need that extra 4 ounces of joy and jubilation to get through each day. And I don't like buying extra portions of said product and just dividing them up accordingly to fit my needs. Often times, a small portion of product gets left in the package and I forget to use it and it goes bad and I have to throw it out. That's wasteful. Let it be known that, while I will still use your product, I am doing so under extreme protest. Thank you.
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Post by DSR on Feb 17, 2012 23:32:19 GMT -5
*picks up phone*
Penis. Penis penis penis penis.
*walks away from phone*
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 17, 2012 23:40:41 GMT -5
To continue in English, please press one.
Blagodarim Vas za vybordolbannye udivitelʹnym seti. Dlya obespecheniya kachestva, vashe soobshchenie mozhet kontrolirovatʹsya ili zapisany.
...ok, we've got some bugs to work out here.
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Sektor
Unicron
The OTHER Big Red Machine.
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Post by Sektor on Feb 17, 2012 23:52:24 GMT -5
Yes, do you have Battletoads?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 17, 2012 23:58:30 GMT -5
My Moons Over My Hammy was supposed to be with sausage.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 18, 2012 0:32:08 GMT -5
the service here sucks! i was in the AskAMod thread for 45 minutes, didn't speak with anyone, just kept getting a "You're post is very important to us, please stay in the thread" message.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 18, 2012 1:05:39 GMT -5
the service here sucks! i was in the AskAMod thread for 45 minutes, didn't speak with anyone, just kept getting a "You're post is very important to us, please stay in the thread" message. Your post is very important to us, please stay in the thread. |
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Post by Alucard on Feb 18, 2012 1:05:44 GMT -5
Alright, no proble-
Wait, is this King Ghidorah?
GET BACK IN THE BRIG.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN OPERATE A CALL CENTER YOU HAVE NO HANDS.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 18, 2012 1:09:35 GMT -5
Alright, no proble- Wait, is this King Ghidorah? GET BACK IN THE BRIG. HOW CAN YOU EVEN OPERATE A CALL CENTER YOU HAVE NO HANDS. |
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 18, 2012 2:02:04 GMT -5
Yes, I was trying to get through to the "Cornfed Party Line". Is this the "Cornfed Party Line"?
Also, does Mean Gene have any hot scoops about WCW?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2012 2:04:25 GMT -5
My ass is broken. Fix it  |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 18, 2012 2:06:51 GMT -5
Yes, I was trying to get through to the "Cornfed Party Line". Is this the "Cornfed Party Line"? Also, does Mean Gene have any hot scoops about WCW? The Cornfed Party Line has been discontinued. I'm not at liberty to mention anything aside from an apparent "bacon shortage". To get Mean Gene's latest WCW scoops, please dial extension 5555. |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 18, 2012 2:34:02 GMT -5
Alright, no proble- Wait, is this King Ghidorah? GET BACK IN THE BRIG. HOW CAN YOU EVEN OPERATE A CALL CENTER YOU HAVE NO HANDS. Aw ****, I mean *Clears throat* Did you say Billing and Account information? One moment, while I transfer you to a specialist, that will better assist you. *Flys away* |
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Post by Alucard on Feb 18, 2012 2:37:58 GMT -5
Alright, no proble- Wait, is this King Ghidorah? GET BACK IN THE BRIG. HOW CAN YOU EVEN OPERATE A CALL CENTER YOU HAVE NO HANDS. Aw ****, I mean *Clears throat* Did you say Billing and Account information? One moment, while I transfer you to a specialist, that will better assist you. *Flys away* Alright, no pr-WAIT ARRRGHHHH FOILED AGAIN! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2012 2:41:03 GMT -5
My ass ain't fixed yet. I demand a refund. For my butt.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Feb 18, 2012 2:55:47 GMT -5
If you wish to speak to a representative, please say "representative".
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 18, 2012 3:02:05 GMT -5
Yes, can I get a large bacon and ham pizza, with double cheese, and a large Pepsi?
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What do you mean you don't sell pizza? I want to speak your manager!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 18, 2012 3:16:14 GMT -5
If you wish to speak to a representative, please say "representative". "Represensitive," Oops, I mean "reprehensitive,' No I meant "reprexpensitive," Dammit!!!! |
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