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Post by rapidfire187 on Feb 12, 2012 1:42:38 GMT -5
I thought they did that in the projects. Well...don't they? I know I can't walk through the hood without a couple of hoes asking me to whip out Mr. Honeywrinkles.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 11:52:15 GMT -5
There's been rumors that Dolph Lundgren is so proud of his manhood that when he answers his hotel door for housekeeping, he does it in the nude as a way to entice a female housekeeper. For some reason, I really hope he yells "I have the power" when he climaxes.
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 12, 2012 12:13:21 GMT -5
There's been rumors that Dolph Lundgren is so proud of his manhood that when he answers his hotel door for housekeeping, he does it in the nude as a way to entice a female housekeeper. Solves crime, full penetration. He can smell crime before it happens!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 17, 2012 2:33:29 GMT -5
This happened to me one time, I called the police. Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 17, 2012 6:20:17 GMT -5
I have a morbid curiosity to see a genuinely massive penis in real life just for a sense of perspective. Looking at a 12" ruler and considering that someone out there has a dick that long is terrifying.
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Post by Jiren on Feb 17, 2012 7:12:51 GMT -5
Go the Brandon Lee route
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 17, 2012 7:21:52 GMT -5
This happened to me one time, I called the police. Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. Banjo my friend, you can't answer as to what you had for breakfast without looking perverted and creepy.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Feb 17, 2012 7:29:35 GMT -5
And he has a large penis? Do you ask him to whip it out? Do you objectify him? Do you give him the "man nod" and walk away? Please share. You thinking about my penis again...puddin
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 17, 2012 12:22:57 GMT -5
Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. Banjo my friend, you can't answer as to what you had for breakfast without looking perverted and creepy. Cereal. Sexy sexy cereal.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 12:27:01 GMT -5
Make sure the world's not ending.
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 17, 2012 12:34:56 GMT -5
This happened to me one time, I called the police. Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. I don't have a weiner. What happened was I was doing voter registration back in the Summer of 08. I got a guy to start filling out the form. He asked if he could fill it out like on the corner of the curb of the strip mall and I was like whatever. Then I noticed he was touching himself down near the groin area, so I looked away and pretended not to notice. I looked out and he had pulled out his erect penis and asked me if I liked it. I responded by being scared, saying "Why would you do that?", taking the forms, going back to my car, calling the police, and then waited for him to leave before I went back to trying to register people to vote.
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Post by breakdownthewalls on Feb 17, 2012 13:08:15 GMT -5
Take a picture. I am currently archiving pics of huge bulges for my new website idea: BULGEAPEDIA.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 17, 2012 14:07:47 GMT -5
Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. I don't have a weiner. What happened was I was doing voter registration back in the Summer of 08. I got a guy to start filling out the form. He asked if he could fill it out like on the corner of the curb of the strip mall and I was like whatever. Then I noticed he was touching himself down near the groin area, so I looked away and pretended not to notice. I looked out and he had pulled out his erect penis and asked me if I liked it. I responded by being scared, saying "Why would you do that?", taking the forms, going back to my car, calling the police, and then waited for him to leave before I went back to trying to register people to vote.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 17, 2012 15:31:24 GMT -5
Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. I don't have a weiner.
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 17, 2012 18:58:39 GMT -5
Someone asked you to show them your wiener? Or you asked someone else to show you theirs? Either way I'm still not really sure how to respond to either situation without looking perverted and creepy. I don't have a weiner. What happened was I was doing voter registration back in the Summer of 08. I got a guy to start filling out the form. He asked if he could fill it out like on the corner of the curb of the strip mall and I was like whatever. Then I noticed he was touching himself down near the groin area, so I looked away and pretended not to notice. I looked out and he had pulled out his erect penis and asked me if I liked it. I responded by being scared, saying "Why would you do that?", taking the forms, going back to my car, calling the police, and then waited for him to leave before I went back to trying to register people to vote. Reading this, my advice to you would've been to use your voter registration forms to administer paper cuts on his dong. That would've gotten him to stop. Or he might've really liked it. But chances are, he would've cried and ran away.
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Post by paulbearer on Feb 18, 2012 10:34:51 GMT -5
I heard that a waitress went to bed with Dolph L......she didn't think it was anything special (he was quite the pot head back in the day......yes , he smoked weed and also did roids Rocky IV-Masters era)
Milton Berle supposedly greeted in the nude at his house....lol
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