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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 11, 2012 16:57:36 GMT -5
And he has a large penis? Do you ask him to whip it out? Do you objectify him? Do you give him the "man nod" and walk away? Please share.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2012 16:58:48 GMT -5
I carry a cloth measuring tape with me at all times, exactly for this reason.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 11, 2012 17:01:00 GMT -5
Wouldn't you have to wait for him to actually whip it out to determine whether or not it's large? Or is it so big that there always a huge bulge in his pants?
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Post by VenomFang on Feb 11, 2012 17:01:26 GMT -5
I challenge him to a "sword fight."
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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 11, 2012 17:02:11 GMT -5
Wouldn't you have to wait for him to actually whip it out to determine whether or not it's large? Or is it so big that there always a huge bulge in his pants? Maybe he wears tight jeans. |
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 11, 2012 17:02:12 GMT -5
"I loved you in Boogie Nights".
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 11, 2012 17:04:58 GMT -5
All I want is for people to at least ask me if they want to see it, I'm dying to show it!
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 11, 2012 17:11:07 GMT -5
This happened to me one time, I called the police.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Feb 11, 2012 17:12:00 GMT -5
I usually don't know if a man has a large penis. Although, if I do hear stories about it from women he's been with, I make sure to tell him that I've heard he has a small dick. You know, to knock him down a peg.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 11, 2012 17:13:13 GMT -5
This happened to me one time, I called the police. Well it IS a lethal weapon. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2012 17:16:05 GMT -5
I wish a girl would ask me to whip out my dick haha
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Post by Burst on Feb 11, 2012 17:17:20 GMT -5
"Prove that's not a cucumber."
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Post by VenomFang on Feb 11, 2012 17:41:49 GMT -5
I wish a girl would ask me to whip out my dick haha I thought they did that in the projects. |
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 11, 2012 18:32:22 GMT -5
I ask if I can swing from it like Tarzan.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 11, 2012 18:48:33 GMT -5
"Mine is bigger."
"Prove it."
"Well, I'm currently not standing on my legs."
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Post by Dat Dude on Feb 11, 2012 18:49:27 GMT -5
There's been rumors that Dolph Lundgren is so proud of his manhood that when he answers his hotel door for housekeeping, he does it in the nude as a way to entice a female housekeeper.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 11, 2012 18:51:03 GMT -5
There's been rumors that Dolph Lundgren is so proud of his manhood that when he answers his hotel door for housekeeping, he does it in the nude as a way to entice a female housekeeper. "I must break you." Hopefully this story isn't actually true, as that is pretty sexual predator territory. |
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 11, 2012 18:53:13 GMT -5
Do what I always do: take him out to dinner.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 11, 2012 20:33:57 GMT -5
There's been rumors that Dolph Lundgren is so proud of his manhood that when he answers his hotel door for housekeeping, he does it in the nude as a way to entice a female housekeeper. Solves crime, full penetration. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2012 20:37:35 GMT -5
I wish a girl would ask me to whip out my dick haha I thought they did that in the projects.  |
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