King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 16, 2012 23:41:03 GMT -5
Now I don't wanna brag, but King Ghidorah is pretty decent with the ladies, I mean come on, I got 3 heads and know how to use em. I was moderating our work chat today and we're able to have handles on our work name. *Mine is King Ghidorah* Any who, I saw the handle "Lady Deathstrike" on another worker, and I'm like that's awesome. Sent her a chat saying it was awesome, and we pretty much started talking for a bit. Lunch comes around and I offer to take her out, build that rapport.
We meet up, and for the life of me I can't talk to her properly, I literally had to tell myself to stop ****ing up, and just let her talk while I get my crap together. She was not super attractive, a 416 at the most, but damn it the King froze up. Still in though, managed to squeak out a invite to the movies. I'm no good FAN, give me words of encouragement. *Burns lab coat*
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 16, 2012 23:44:34 GMT -5
Did you try speaking with all three heads? maybe one was only tongue-tied.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 16, 2012 23:51:50 GMT -5
I'm no good FAN, give me words of encouragement. You go girl! |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 16, 2012 23:51:54 GMT -5
Did you try speaking with all three heads? maybe one was only tongue-tied. Nah man, I went tried to go through all my best approaches and openers, came up empty. *Throws a chair* |
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Post by salsashark on Feb 16, 2012 23:54:03 GMT -5
WTF is a 416
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2012 23:54:29 GMT -5
Your good friend billy zane says.  Should have worn a cowboy hat...ladies cannot resist the hat. |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 17, 2012 0:04:57 GMT -5
It's a very convenient and simple rating system for men and women. the scale is 000-919 1st number 0-9: Face of person 2nd number 0-1: Would you sex them, 0 being no and 1 being yes 3rd number 0-9: The body of the person. A 919 is considered is considered the perfect sexy person. For an example, I will rate Lita on the scale: 618, not a fan of her face, but would sex that body. Get it? |
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Feb 17, 2012 0:05:56 GMT -5
You need a suit,or a vest.You cant be tongue tied while being stylish
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Post by Chronos on Feb 17, 2012 0:09:28 GMT -5
Your good friend billy zane says. Should have worn a cowboy hat...ladies cannot resist the hat. Embrace the hat. |
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Sc
Don Corleone
Must think of something witty to put here...
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Post by Sc on Feb 17, 2012 0:11:29 GMT -5
Aw, you're in love <3
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Feb 17, 2012 0:13:00 GMT -5
King Ghidorah and Lady Deathstrike,sitting under a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G |
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Post by DSR on Feb 17, 2012 1:53:53 GMT -5
HAH! Where was your saxual music when you really needed it!
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Post by Alucard on Feb 17, 2012 2:06:43 GMT -5
HAH! Where was your saxual music when you really needed it! Speaking of which, GET BACK IN THE f***ING BRIG KING GHIDORAH. |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 17, 2012 2:17:33 GMT -5
Next time try this pick-up line:
"Hey there, is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because this really hot chick I'm talking is looking for one."
Works every time.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 17, 2012 2:17:46 GMT -5
HAH! Where was your saxual music when you really needed it! Speaking of which, GET BACK IN THE f***ING BRIG KING GHIDORAH. Aw **** it's Void. *Flys away* |
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Post by Alucard on Feb 17, 2012 2:22:27 GMT -5
Speaking of which, GET BACK IN THE f***ING BRIG KING GHIDORAH. Aw **** it's Void. *Flys away* Dang. He knows my one weakness. I can't fly.  *shouts* " HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING OUT WITH HER NEAR SOME SECURITY CAMERAS? THAT SEEMS TO YIELD GOOD RESULTS!" |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Feb 17, 2012 8:12:23 GMT -5
Your good friend billy zane says. Should have worn a cowboy hat...ladies cannot resist the hat. Embrace the hat. Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a good man. |
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 17, 2012 8:58:42 GMT -5
Aw **** it's Void. *Flys away* Dang. He knows my one weakness. I can't fly. *shouts* " HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING OUT WITH HER NEAR SOME SECURITY CAMERAS? THAT SEEMS TO YIELD GOOD RESULTS!" your supposed to throw the net over him... then shout at him |
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Feb 17, 2012 9:20:32 GMT -5
Aw **** it's Void. *Flys away* Dang. He knows my one weakness. I can't fly. *shouts* " HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING OUT WITH HER NEAR SOME SECURITY CAMERAS? THAT SEEMS TO YIELD GOOD RESULTS!" I Love posts that bring back old threads..  I blame this on the tail. It had other things on its mind. Try wishing it with cold water next time. |
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