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Post by Alucard on Feb 12, 2012 16:49:09 GMT -5
Lucas will not interfere with your vision, you have proper funding and authorization for everything, and you have access to A-List stars. What movie do you make?
I personally would make a hard R Star Wars flick, about the underworld of Tattooine, the Hutts, the bounty hunters, the gangsters. The seedy side of the galaxy far, far away. A bit in vein of Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction, but in space.
Would it be a success? I dunno. It wouldn't be for kids, it'd be more for the twentysomething and older fans.
But that's what I'd do.
What about you?
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Post by twiggy101 on Feb 12, 2012 16:56:03 GMT -5
Star Whores!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Feb 12, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
Would you also make "The Phantom Man Ass" and "Revenge of the Shits", The All Anal Final Chapter? |
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Post by Alucard on Feb 12, 2012 16:58:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 17:00:52 GMT -5
Midichlorian: The Musical, starring Chris Tucker as the voice of Jar Jar Binks.
Yeah, I'm not a fan, so in that position I'd go f***ing nuts to get the best Internet reactions ever.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 17:01:36 GMT -5
A mockumentary in the vein of "the Office" about the goings on at the Stormtrooper offices.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 17:03:17 GMT -5
A mockumentary in the vein of "the Office" about the goings on at the Stormtrooper offices. Actually, there's an alternative idea. Make the Star Wars equivalent of Borat. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 12, 2012 17:06:23 GMT -5
A mockumentary in the vein of "the Office" about the goings on at the Stormtrooper offices. Kinda like this? |
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Feb 12, 2012 17:08:35 GMT -5
In seriousness I'd just do a sequel to Return of the Jedi with Mark Hamil as Luke Skywalker. He wouldn't be the star though. The story would focus on Han and Leia's kids (maybe throw in a Lando offspring). I imagine a scene towards the end of the film where Luke shows up (kind of like that scene in Attack of the Clones where you see that somebody is coming to kick ass and it ends up being Mace Windu) to save the day.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 12, 2012 17:10:51 GMT -5
One focusing on the best friend of a Jedi killed by Vader who signs up to become a stormtrooper and works his way into Vader's private unit the 501st purely to get close enough to Vader to assasinate him. The main character would be played by Nathan Fillion, both because he's awesome and the apperance simmilarities to Han Solo  |
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 12, 2012 17:19:19 GMT -5
Star Worms I, duh.  Every saga has a beginning. |
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Post by DSR on Feb 12, 2012 17:52:14 GMT -5
LANDO.
Even in a galaxy far, far away, people are being blaxploited.
Rated R.
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Post by Alucard on Feb 12, 2012 18:02:40 GMT -5
LANDO. Even in a galaxy far, far away, people are being blaxploited. Rated R. Good lord I would see the f*** out of that. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 12, 2012 18:03:03 GMT -5
I'd just film the best quality adaptation of Heir to the Empire as a I could and hope it performs well enough to get more money to make Dark Force Rising and Last Command.
That or a Spaceballs/Star Wars crossover.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 12, 2012 18:04:02 GMT -5
I'd take the elements of star wars(like jedis and siths) and make my own story within it's own self contained universe that's not connected to the original trilogy.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Feb 12, 2012 18:12:39 GMT -5
The Star Wars Holiday Special 2.
It's pretty much the same as the first one, except this time it takes place in Hawaii.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 12, 2012 18:23:29 GMT -5
The Star Wars Holiday Special 2. It's pretty much the same as the first one, except this time it takes place in Hawaii. No... SPACE Hawaii. On a More serious note I'd probably try to come up with something in the Old Republic or early era... early enough in the past that you don't need too many ties to the original movies and their are more Jedi and Sith running around. |
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Post by The Line on Feb 12, 2012 18:27:39 GMT -5
my idea would be kinda similar to Void's. Kinda like The Godfather meets Blade Runner meets Star Wars.
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Post by Mike Strike on Feb 12, 2012 19:42:09 GMT -5
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 12, 2012 21:11:09 GMT -5
Jar Jar Binks: The Senate Years.
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