What Should I Watch?

[theryno665]

Here's the situation: I've had DVDs for Jonah Hex and The Happening sitting by my TV for literally over a year now, waiting to be watched. I had originally planned to watch them for some Bad Movie Night, preferably as the subject of a short-lived podcast project I had with my friends. But since we haven't done one of those in over a year, those movies STILL sit by my TV.

The thing is, despite owning them for this long, I've never actually sat down and watched them before. (Ok, well I tried to watch Jonah Hex once but I fell asleep about five minutes in.) So I figured I would film myself watching them, get the best reactions and edit them into a video I'd post on YouTube (and possibly have it's own FAN article but I'd kinda like to keep the two somewhat separate instead of just me using video reviews as a crutch). But I can't decide which one to do first.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

They may be more valuable as coasters

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I didn't find Jonah Hex that horrible, or at least not any worse than Elektra as far as movies about lesser-known comic characters go. I think its coming out the same week as the Toy Story 3 juggernaut hurt it a little.

[Legion]

Jonah Hex is a poor movie, with two great actors trying their best and one actress being piss poor with an atrocious script.

The Happening is just a dumb film.

I'd go Jonah Hex because at least the over acting is fun