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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 18, 2011 11:53:46 GMT -5
Triple H and Stephanie are walking down the street with their new baby in a stroller. Steph gets tired and asks "Paul, can you push the baby?" to which Triple H replies, "No, he's too small and doesn't know how to work."
I know it's old as dirt, I was just surprised nobody said that one.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 18, 2011 12:11:02 GMT -5
What has wrestling done for Randy Orton?
Well, when he was fresh out the military, he had no tattoos and a bad personality. Now he has no personality and bad tattoos.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Oct 18, 2011 12:15:06 GMT -5
I hear there's this guy called the Undertaker, and he does a lot of burying.
Oh, THAT Undertaker. Never mind.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 18, 2011 14:50:49 GMT -5
What would you get if you crossed Val Venis with Umaga?
Randy Savage.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 18, 2011 14:57:17 GMT -5
How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
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Post by DSR on Oct 18, 2011 15:59:55 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi, a minister, and a duck all walk into a bar...and then Teddy Long books them in a tag match.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 18, 2011 16:13:15 GMT -5
Why did Vince McMahon go to Heaven?
Because he has no chance in Hell.
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland tried to kiss him?
"I'm straight, Edge"
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 18, 2011 16:35:23 GMT -5
How many wrestlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Light bulb screwed light bulb.
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Evil Homer
Hank Scorpio
I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Oct 18, 2011 16:37:41 GMT -5
Matt Hardy ..... will ....... not... DIET . Sabu and RVD get in a car, who's driving you ask? The police
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Post by slappy on Oct 18, 2011 16:38:18 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Homicide with Suicide?
Chris Benoit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2011 16:57:05 GMT -5
Whats the nastiest disease in China?
Sean Waltman
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2011 17:10:46 GMT -5
Where's R Kelly's favorite place to visit?
The Palace of Wisdom
okay ill see myself out
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 18, 2011 17:17:32 GMT -5
Matt Hardy.
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Post by whatamaneuver on Oct 18, 2011 17:21:56 GMT -5
Did you hear about when Lance Evers and Curt Hennig were weathermen It was the 'perfect storm'
Why did Hacksaw Jim Duggan leave his wife? She was a hooooooooo-rrible cook
What's the difference between Mason Ryan and Dave Batista? About 8 years
What did Mick Foley's career teach us? Mankind dudes love a cactus
Who is the most paternal wrestler? 'Papa' Shango, who's also The Godfather
Why did Lita turn heel? She added a little Edge to her character.
What do you call a wrestler who has got out of shape and lost his abs? X Pac
Which tag team had Friar Ferguson's favourite music? Christian-Rock
I could carry on, you don't want me to...
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 18, 2011 17:29:38 GMT -5
Aww but I wanted to tell a good joke like the Venis/Umaga one from earlier, oh well if it's bad jokes you want:
What did CM Punk say when Edge asked him out? I'm straight edge.
What's the difference between a Jimmy and a Jey Uso? Nobody knows
What's the worst Angle of all time? Eric
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Post by jrcz on Oct 18, 2011 18:02:23 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Homicide with Suicide? Chris Benoit. Oh, BURN!
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Oct 18, 2011 18:24:21 GMT -5
What do you call a funeral worker who steals panties off washing lines?
The Underweartaker.
Now that's baaad.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2011 18:33:03 GMT -5
Q: How many wrestling referees does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 to 3
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 18, 2011 18:34:55 GMT -5
Why is WWE backstage like The Beatles behind the scenes? Everyone hates a guy named Paul.
I tell this joke every time this thread comes up and it's never funny, so finally I'm actually succeeding at the thread's task...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2011 18:41:59 GMT -5
Why is WWE backstage like The Beatles behind the scenes? Everyone hates a guy named Paul. I tell this joke every time this thread comes up and it's never funny, so finally I'm actually succeeding at the thread's task... Yoko O NOES!
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