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Post by thegatewaydrug on Oct 18, 2011 18:45:58 GMT -5
"Knock knock. ...Braden Walker."
Did I win?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 18, 2011 19:38:48 GMT -5
I went to a SHIMMER show once, it was horrible. I had to stay in the bathroom the whole night.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 18, 2011 20:48:11 GMT -5
Who secretly wanted to join the Nation of Domination?
Steve Blackman
(I'll let myself out)
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Oct 18, 2011 20:54:54 GMT -5
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? - Chris Benoit
Too Far?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Oct 19, 2011 10:30:40 GMT -5
A priest, a rabbi, a minister, and a duck all walk into a bar...and then Teddy Long books them in a tag match. with THA UNDATAKAH! Playa.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 19, 2011 19:28:20 GMT -5
Whats the nastiest disease in China? Sean Waltman
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Post by dreidemy on Oct 19, 2011 20:05:28 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Homicide with Suicide? Chris Benoit.
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Post by Handsome Halfbreed on Oct 19, 2011 20:07:08 GMT -5
What do you call a 15 year old girl and her 75 year old grandmother who are wearing 'Nast Boys' t-shirts?
Knobbs and Saggs.
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Oct 19, 2011 20:41:17 GMT -5
Some of these are hilarious.
I'm glad it's now "ok" to make Chris Benoit jokes. That lightens things up.
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Post by Wade Barrett = WRESTLING GOD!! on Oct 20, 2011 6:31:50 GMT -5
Whats Teddy longs Favorite Gwen Stefani Song
HOLLAback Girl
(Well i best be Hiting the dusty trail)
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The Possum
Unicron
JBL stands for "Just Beat a Lizard".
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Post by The Possum on Oct 20, 2011 8:52:35 GMT -5
How did Booker T solicit The Superfly to install a swimming pool in his yard?
Can you dig it, Snuka?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 20, 2011 10:56:51 GMT -5
What's the last thing that went through Owen hart's mind before he died?
The turnbuckle.
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malys
AC Slater
Avenging my fallen brethren...
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Post by malys on Oct 20, 2011 11:21:24 GMT -5
Why did the Ultimate Warrior get fired from the pet store?
Because he wouldn't sell the Pedigree.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 20, 2011 11:42:13 GMT -5
Some of these are hilarious. I'm glad it's now "ok" to make Chris Benoit jokes. That lightens things up. During the ALDS between the Yankees and the Tigers, someone on my facebook made a comment when Joaquin Benoit got out of the inning pretty much unscathed in game five that "Joaquin is now the 2nd Benoit in the history of sports to hang in there." That just made me go "...damn"
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MolotovMocktail
Grimlock
Home of the 5-time, 5-time, 5-time, 5-time 5-time Super Bowl Champion 49ers-and Wrestlemania 31
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Oct 20, 2011 21:16:58 GMT -5
Who did Rhyno vote for in 2000?
GORE! GORE! GORE!
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Post by jadison on Oct 21, 2011 12:56:00 GMT -5
CM Punk is hiding 4 midgets in a closet.
Triple H: C'mon, I wanna see 'em, Punk
Punk: Wait my name is a verb now!?
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Post by CM Parish on Oct 21, 2011 13:11:39 GMT -5
How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb. What do you get when you cross Homicide with Suicide? Chris Benoit. These two are excellent.
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Oct 21, 2011 13:39:22 GMT -5
Ladies & Gentlemen......John Morrison.
That is all
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Oct 21, 2011 14:10:44 GMT -5
Knock Knock. Who's there? Checkwunt. Checkwunt Who? AWWWW YEAH!
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
Posts: 6,722
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Post by lucas_lee on Oct 21, 2011 15:35:03 GMT -5
What was Owen Hart's theme song at Over the Edge?
"Free Fallin" by Tom Petty
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