Post by TheVoiceofReason on Oct 13, 2011 16:57:04 GMT -5
Who do you guys think it'll be? Here's a fantasy scenario I thought up:
Undertaker comes to the ring after the Royal Rumble. "There is no one left here for me. I will retire...19 - 0."
Suddenly, the titantron starts playing this clip:
Taker stares at it and even mouths "what the f***?" After forty-five seconds, it abruptly stops. Was this a titantron malfunction? One would imagine this basing on Taker's expression. For fifteen seconds after, Taker stands in the ring completely confused, until...
You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive starts playing. A titantron video comes on! Out comes Richard Simmons! The crowd starts going crazy! Taker stares on in disbelief! Cole and Lawler are not sure what to say, but Booker T goes "THAT'S RICHARD SIMMONS RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A SPOT IN MY FAVE FIVE."
Richard Simmons: "How are we all doing tonight?!?! Are we all having a good time?! Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker, I'm issuing a challenge to you. Your streak, versus my profession. Taker hun, if I lose to you, I'll close down Slimmons, remove my website, and get out of the limelight for good. Taker, accept my challenge, and I'll make you...*lifts microphone in the air and the crowd shouts SWEAT.* I'll make you sweat...
Undertaker looks on in confusion, laughs at Richard Simmons, and walks to exit the ring.
Richard Simmons: "Clearly SOMEONE has let their old age get to them! Guess you're just too out of shape big boy!"
Right there, Taker stops, turns around, and does the throat slash motion to Simmons. In response, Richard Simmons turns around and slaps his behind to mock him. Taker looks offended, and the two stare off while Spin me Right Round plays in the background.
Undertaker comes to the ring after the Royal Rumble. "There is no one left here for me. I will retire...19 - 0."
Suddenly, the titantron starts playing this clip:
Taker stares at it and even mouths "what the f***?" After forty-five seconds, it abruptly stops. Was this a titantron malfunction? One would imagine this basing on Taker's expression. For fifteen seconds after, Taker stands in the ring completely confused, until...
You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive starts playing. A titantron video comes on! Out comes Richard Simmons! The crowd starts going crazy! Taker stares on in disbelief! Cole and Lawler are not sure what to say, but Booker T goes "THAT'S RICHARD SIMMONS RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW HE'S GOT A SPOT IN MY FAVE FIVE."
Richard Simmons: "How are we all doing tonight?!?! Are we all having a good time?! Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker, I'm issuing a challenge to you. Your streak, versus my profession. Taker hun, if I lose to you, I'll close down Slimmons, remove my website, and get out of the limelight for good. Taker, accept my challenge, and I'll make you...*lifts microphone in the air and the crowd shouts SWEAT.* I'll make you sweat...
Undertaker looks on in confusion, laughs at Richard Simmons, and walks to exit the ring.
Richard Simmons: "Clearly SOMEONE has let their old age get to them! Guess you're just too out of shape big boy!"
Right there, Taker stops, turns around, and does the throat slash motion to Simmons. In response, Richard Simmons turns around and slaps his behind to mock him. Taker looks offended, and the two stare off while Spin me Right Round plays in the background.
