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Post by turkeysandwich on Sept 16, 2011 22:45:32 GMT -5
So where's this thing going with Teddy and Aksana?
I assume nowhere.
Do the writers just have a backlog of bad double entendres that they couldn't use last year and want to get them all out? Or is there an endgame that has Aksana taking over as GM, speaking a lot of unintelligible orders to the Smackdown crew?
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Post by jadison on Sept 16, 2011 22:47:08 GMT -5
I'm not sure.
All I know is that Teddy Long's back is going to feel much better when he wakes up tomorrow...but he's going to be walking a little funny.
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Post by Jimmy on Sept 17, 2011 0:18:02 GMT -5
Aksana takes on 20 men while Teddy watches.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 0:20:45 GMT -5
Aksana: Mr. Teddy, what is llama?
Teddy Long:.... I'll show you in the bedroom.
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Post by FailedGimmick on Sept 17, 2011 0:21:59 GMT -5
There was a wwe.com interview with Aksana that Diva-Dirt did a story about that hinted that there is more to Aksana than double entendres.
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Post by Altabane on Sept 17, 2011 0:24:32 GMT -5
It's going the same place all "Teddy is Distracted/Had A Heart Attack/Is Vickie Gurrerro's Assistant/Is A Racist/Having A Petition Signed For His Dismissal/On Probabtion" storylines go.  Nowhere! |
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Post by Jimmy on Sept 17, 2011 0:42:28 GMT -5
It's going the same place all "Teddy is Distracted/Had A Heart Attack/Is Vickie Gurrerro's Assistant/Is A Racist/Having A Petition Signed For His Dismissal/On Probabtion" storylines go. Nowhere! he also has a gambling problem |
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Post by nate5054 on Sept 17, 2011 1:19:33 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for this guy to bust out of a wall when she appears on screen:  |
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Post by jadison on Sept 17, 2011 5:12:03 GMT -5
I'd prefer this guy do the wailing:  On the tenor of course. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Sept 17, 2011 5:24:33 GMT -5
I love watching stuff like this after listening to HHH tell us the UFC needs to evolve more than the WWE.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 17, 2011 5:44:49 GMT -5
I love watching stuff like this after listening to HHH tell us the UFC needs to evolve more than the WWE. Hey, East European skanks trying to seduce Dana White is just what UFC needs! |
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Post by theryno665 on Sept 17, 2011 8:24:17 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for this guy to bust out of a wall when she appears on screen: This seriously needs to be done. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2011 8:49:11 GMT -5
Was I the only one hoping that Teddy and Aksana would tell Trish that she was showing him a wrestling move?
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Post by PKO on Sept 17, 2011 8:51:03 GMT -5
There doesn't seem to be any obvious way forward, and they've done variations of the same segment for over a month now. I think the best way forward would be for Aksana to use her influence over Teddy to bring an FCW star up to the main roster and be his manager.
Also, the massage was the most awkward segment they've done because they were implying Aksana was somehow giving Teddy buttsex.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 17, 2011 9:32:47 GMT -5
Truth be told, I really don't care. I just know three things:
1) They've managed to make Aksana even cornier while simultaneously making her less funny.
2) They've managed to find a way to put more Teddy Long on my television.
3) Inexplicably, Aksana's been put on TV before Naomi.
All in all?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 17, 2011 9:47:57 GMT -5
Also, the massage was the most awkward segment they've done because they were implying Aksana was somehow giving Teddy buttsex. Didn't Vince originally want to give Melina a gimmick where she was actually a man? Maybe it's gonna be passed onto Aksana. |
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Post by anglarite on Sept 17, 2011 9:55:01 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing no problem in having Aksana on Smackdown as long as she keeps wearing a three-sizes-too-small blouse?  |
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Sept 17, 2011 10:23:48 GMT -5
Isn't is obvious? Aksana will torture him sexually.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 17, 2011 10:49:47 GMT -5
Isn't is obvious? Aksana will torture him sexually. But will she break his penis? |
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Post by King Ghidorah on Sept 17, 2011 11:06:03 GMT -5
I'd prefer this guy do the wailing: On the tenor of course. Thank you  |
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