donny
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Post by donny on Nov 2, 2011 20:11:22 GMT -5
Imagine - Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant The 93,000 fans that have jam packed the Pontiac Silverdome have waited all day and night to see Hogan take on the Giant. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The two of them are finally in the ring. The dust has settled, and they're about to settle this score once and for all in front of the largest crowd the WWF will ever see. They're rabid. The white noise gets louder and louder, the atmosphere gets so electric and so thick it's like nothing on earth. They square up. Nothing like it on earth. Gorilla Monsoon sums the moment up in one sentence. Nothing like it. They come face to face. A dark brown liquid slowly stains the back of Hulk Hogans tights. The look on his face turns to horror and his mahogany skin turns an off white. The mess runs down his legs and eventually craps out into the middle of the ring. Andre backs off and Hogan is left alone. One man among 93,000 with crap all over his ass, legs, and in the ring. He tries to salvage the situation by grabbing at it and diving out of the ring with handfuls of it, running towards people in the front row with it, pleading with them "IT'S JUST CRAP BROTHER, DON'T BE SCARED" trying to prove its safe by rubbing it on himself. The cops pile in, the show is cut off the air immediately and the WWF goes out of business. I wonder what Hulk Hogan's spin on it would be. "There we were, brother! 14 million people in the building and 4.7 billion watching around the world. I looked into Andre the Giant's eyes and I saw something that i'd never seen before. Fear in the near 700 pounder. So, thinking quickly, I soiled myself to set him at ease. You should have seen the size of that python, jack!! It had to be at least 50 stinky, steaming feet of Hulkamania...." |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2011 20:40:04 GMT -5
It's WrestleMania 24. Shawn Michaels has just defeated Ric Flair, ending the Nature Boy's storied career. As Flair sits in the ring, realization that his career is over sets in. As the crowd showers him with "THANK YOU RIC!" chants, Flair gets to his feet and soaks in the crowd's response one...
last...
ti-BOOM!!
Pyro explodes as the new ECW Champion Kane makes his way to the ring! The crowd is going nuts, Flair has gone berserk!
As The Big Red Machine enters the ring, Flair immediately goes after him with chops, only for Kane to down him with a single throat thrust! Kane pulls Flair up...
CHOKESLAM!!!
"BAH GAWD, KANG!!! Kane is ruining Ric Flair's WrestleMania moment!"
Kane laughs maniacally and exits the ring as the crowd boos. He searches under the ring, then pulls out...
A TRASH CAN!!!
And...
A BUSINESS SUIT?!!
"What is Kane thinking, JR?!"
Kane rolls back in and strips off Flair's tights(he's wearing underwear) and throws them into the trashcan. He then drapes the business suit over Flair's body, then sets the trash can in the center of the ring.
"BAH GAWD KANG!!! This is HEINOUS!!!"
Kane then raises his arms and brings them down...
But nothing happens.
Kane looks pissed, the crowd confused. Flair sits up and, clad only in his briefs, rolls to the outside, leaving Kane to continue to try and set off his pyro to no avail.
After a promo backstage, we return live, where Kane is still trying to set his pyro off. He remains in the ring as BunnyMania gets underway. Midway through the match, the pyro finally goes off, igniting the trashcan and shorting out the power in the stadium! The crowd rejoices as BunnyMania is canceled thanks to the power outage.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Nov 2, 2011 20:58:47 GMT -5
One Night Stand 2006
Joey Styles - These ECW fans want no part of John Cena!!
Taz - WAIT!!! CENA HAS RVD LOCKED IN THE STFU!!!
Joey Styles - AND ROB VAN DAM HAS TAPPED IN UNDER 20 SECONDS!!!
Taz - LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
*shot of Joey and Taz running like all hell out of the building*
*vince comes out*
Vince - thank you ECW fans....for giving me more money than i know what to do with....thank you all for coming and spending your money on tickets and on the ppv....my bank statement will be tremendous for this im sure!!
*vince struts away*
*end show*
also.....at bash at the beach 96..
Heenan - Macho is the only one left Tony!
Tony - yes, i see that brain...and wait...why is Gene Okerlund out here?? WAIT...MY GOD!
Heenan - HES THE THIRD MAN!!!
Okerlund - They call me Mean Gene for a reason! im sick and tired of having to be a good guy for you people! I am in charge of this group! you fans can stick it! im outta here!
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Post by I am Jack's STD on Nov 2, 2011 21:01:37 GMT -5
Smackdown, Halloween Edition 2002.
Stephanie McMahon in her witch costume is approached by someone in a Vanilla Ice costume who freestyles a message telling her Vince is in her office. The man in that Vanilla Ice costume? Chavo Guerrero. The freestyle is such a huge hit Chavo gets the push he never dreamed and actually becomes a multiple time WWE Champion with his new rap gimmick. After Eddie dies, Chavo's character takes on a more serious demeanor but still gets cheered around the country. He's constantly booked in the main event, and even when he's not feuding for the title he's getting cheers.
Meanwhile Rey Mysterio is future endeavored after the WWE decides to drop the Cruiserweight division, and John Cena is let go when creative can't get him saddled with a decent gimmick.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 2, 2011 21:49:42 GMT -5
If Undertaker's face isn't bashed by Rey last year, then he'd win The Belt, leading to a better set up to him feuding with Kane.
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Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
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Post by Unocal 76 on Nov 12, 2011 4:45:04 GMT -5
Lita doesn't give Edge the briefcase to hit Kane with. She keeps it, Kane wins the Gold Rush tournament, RAW goes off the air that night with Kane and Lita still happy.
The next week, Kane faces Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship. Edge comes down to interfere, Kane chases after him, he drops the briefcase.
Lita picks it up and aims it at Edge, but waffles Kane in the face. Batista retains title, Lita aligns herself with Edge.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 12, 2011 6:34:38 GMT -5
Imagine - Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant The 93,000 fans that have jam packed the Pontiac Silverdome have waited all day and night to see Hogan take on the Giant. The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The two of them are finally in the ring. The dust has settled, and they're about to settle this score once and for all in front of the largest crowd the WWF will ever see. They're rabid. The white noise gets louder and louder, the atmosphere gets so electric and so thick it's like nothing on earth. They square up. Nothing like it on earth. Gorilla Monsoon sums the moment up in one sentence. Nothing like it. They come face to face. A dark brown liquid slowly stains the back of Hulk Hogans tights. The look on his face turns to horror and his mahogany skin turns an off white. The mess runs down his legs and eventually craps out into the middle of the ring. Andre backs off and Hogan is left alone. One man among 93,000 with crap all over his ass, legs, and in the ring. He tries to salvage the situation by grabbing at it and diving out of the ring with handfuls of it, running towards people in the front row with it, pleading with them "IT'S JUST CRAP BROTHER, DON'T BE SCARED" trying to prove its safe by rubbing it on himself. The cops pile in, the show is cut off the air immediately and the WWF goes out of business. This, forever. |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 12, 2011 6:56:11 GMT -5
Summer of Punk 2011:
Triple H never got put into the angle.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2011 11:30:25 GMT -5
Bret Hart's "decision", September 1996: Of everything I've done or ever will do, I can't do it without thanking my WWF fans. I'm taking the money and going to WCW.  |
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Nov 12, 2011 13:11:02 GMT -5
Lita doesn't give Edge the briefcase to hit Kane with. She keeps it, Kane wins the Gold Rush tournament, RAW goes off the air that night with Kane and Lita still happy. The next week, Kane faces Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship. Edge comes down to interfere, Kane chases after him, he drops the briefcase. Lita picks it up and aims it at Edge, but waffles Kane in the face. Batista retains title, Lita aligns herself with Edge. So, nothing changes? |
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Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
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Post by Unocal 76 on Nov 12, 2011 15:01:21 GMT -5
Lita doesn't give Edge the briefcase to hit Kane with. She keeps it, Kane wins the Gold Rush tournament, RAW goes off the air that night with Kane and Lita still happy. The next week, Kane faces Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship. Edge comes down to interfere, Kane chases after him, he drops the briefcase. Lita picks it up and aims it at Edge, but waffles Kane in the face. Batista retains title, Lita aligns herself with Edge. So, nothing changes? This would have Lita turn on Kane and align with Edge a week later than in real life. |
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Post by laker8kiss on Nov 13, 2011 8:08:34 GMT -5
During that vignette where there is a house and its dark and raining, you hear a voice saying "He is Coming." It turned out to be Undertaker who came back but this time instead of Taker....Sting finally makes his firt appearance in RAW setting up the long awaited match between Taker and Sting.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2011 8:13:17 GMT -5
During that vignette where there is a house and its dark and raining, you hear a voice saying "He is Coming." It turned out to be Undertaker who came back but this time instead of Taker....Sting finally makes his firt appearance in RAW setting up the long awaited match between Taker and Sting. The idea is to ruin or make it worse, not intriguing. Take that and have Val Venis return, and you're more in line with the topic. |
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Post by laker8kiss on Nov 13, 2011 8:36:33 GMT -5
Actually, at this stage of the game any appearance by Sting will be a letdown, thus being in line with the topic.
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