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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2011 16:12:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon calls you out on a random episode of Raw, saying that he will kick your ass in a "man to man (or woman) brawl". He points out that he knows both your name and where you live, so you can't act like he's not talking to you.
He'll even cover all travel expenses. Of course, your entrance theme will be "Loser" by Beck. The match is scheduled for sometime next month, no weapons allowed, and no backup.
What do you do?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 7, 2011 16:12:56 GMT -5
Other:
I ask "Why?"
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Nov 7, 2011 16:14:54 GMT -5
Exchange bodies with Steve Blackman. No weapons my ass!  |
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Post by eyeninei9 on Nov 7, 2011 16:17:17 GMT -5
I would show up and put him into a submission until he signed a contract turning the company over to someone who would make it not suck.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Nov 7, 2011 16:18:03 GMT -5
I'll take it. He still owes me severance pay from my firing all those years ago.
First thing Im doing is charging with a straight side kick to one of his thighs, I saw Royal Rumble 2005. Leg kicks over and over. Worst comes to worst, I lost to the Genetic Jackhammer.
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neuro
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Post by neuro on Nov 7, 2011 16:20:08 GMT -5
I'll take it
His quads are a weak point
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The Punisher
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Post by The Punisher on Nov 7, 2011 16:21:56 GMT -5
I'd show up, tread on his left foot and kick his shin, then smash my knee into his nose when he was doubled over.
"Taste your blood Vince, taste your blood!!!"
Ahem, I'll go now.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 7, 2011 16:24:12 GMT -5
Kick him in the legs (Seems to be a common theme) then stomp him while he's on the floor until he's hurt, then lock in an Armbar or and Omoplata or something.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Nov 7, 2011 16:33:58 GMT -5
Of course I'd do it. I have the strength of John Cena, the technical expertise of Daniel Bryan and the manly beard of Steve Blackman. No way I can lose.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Nov 7, 2011 16:35:24 GMT -5
I would show up and impress him with my workrate. Yep, sounds about right.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Nov 7, 2011 16:36:47 GMT -5
Other. Well, I'd show up, but once Vince got bored of waiting for me in the ring, I'd attack him from behind on the entrance ramp.
And wear a latex Vince mask.
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Lila
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Post by Lila on Nov 7, 2011 16:45:09 GMT -5
Other. Well, I'd show up, but once Vince got bored of waiting for me in the ring, I'd attack him from behind on the entrance ramp. And wear a latex Vince mask. Wouldn't it be a double team on Vince in your case?  |
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Post by AztecaDragon on Nov 7, 2011 16:45:41 GMT -5
Ignore the slobbering moron until he put something on the line that's worth anything...then when he claims to, point out how stipulations don't mean anything anymore and how there's actually nothing he can offer that I'd care about enough to fight him over.
I'll put the reply on Twitter.
Maybe it'll trend and Cole's head would explode over whether or not to point out that "slobbering moron" is trending.
Much better than getting within spitting distance of Vince McMahon Jr., I say.
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Post by THRJamesAngelo on Nov 7, 2011 16:49:16 GMT -5
Id do it. I'm going for the quads.
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Post by bathory on Nov 7, 2011 16:49:32 GMT -5
I'd file a lawsuit for publically threatening me. free money  |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 7, 2011 17:14:43 GMT -5
I'd say, "Sure! You're on! But not tonight."
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Post by johnnybaseball, Mantaur Fan on Nov 7, 2011 17:15:22 GMT -5
LIVER PUNCH HIM!!!!!  |
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Nov 7, 2011 17:17:43 GMT -5
I'd do it. Even if he whooped me, would make for a great story.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 7, 2011 17:18:22 GMT -5
I'd do it. I don't care if I win or lose.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Nov 7, 2011 17:29:34 GMT -5
Other. Well, I'd show up, but once Vince got bored of waiting for me in the ring, I'd attack him from behind on the entrance ramp. And wear a latex Vince mask. Wouldn't it be a double team on Vince in your case? Yup, I can't possibly lose. But I'll still do the cowardly heel attack from behind thing. |
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