What If: Vince decided to cut promos in binary

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

So say Vince goes nuts one day and decided to waddle down to ringside and give the WWE some earth shattering news that he's been promising for weeks. He grabs hold of the mic, and as the music fades out he looks out into that crowd who've paid their hard earned cash, and loudly proclaims -

"01001100 01000001 01000100 01001001 01000101 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000111 01000101 01001110 01010100 01001100 01000101 01001101 01000101 01001110 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010111 00100000 01010111 00100000 01000101 00100000 01010101 01001110 01001001 01010110 01000101 01010010 01010011 01000101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100000 01000001 01001110 01001110 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010010 01000101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001110 01001001 01000111 01001000 01010100 01010011 00100000 01010011 01001000 01001111 01010111 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01010000 01010010 01000101 01010011 01000101 01001110 01010100 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010011 01010100 01010010 01001001 01000011 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001001 01001110 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001!!!!"

Imagine how less annoying Michael Cole would be if he was restricted to announcing a show in binary. It could really turn business around.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

That binary code isn't nonsense. It actually translated to "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE W W E UNIVERSE I CAN NOW ANNOUNCE THAT THE REST OF TONIGHTS SHOW WILL BE PRESENTED STRICTLY IN BINARY".

Kudos to the OP for actually making that work.

[I *still* ✡ Johnny]

Nov 11, 2011 11:46:06 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

That binary code isn't nonsense. It actually translated to "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE W W E UNIVERSE I CAN NOW ANNOUNCE THAT THE REST OF TONIGHTS SHOW WILL BE PRESENTED STRICTLY IN BINARY".

Kudos to the OP for actual making that work.

*clap*

[Section 8]

And if Vince pulled that off on Smackdown, this would be Booker T's response:

01010111 01001000 01010101 01010100 00100000 01000100 01000001 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001100 01000101 00111111

[Deleted]

lol This place never ceases to amaze me

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Next step... hexadecimal!

57 4f 4f 20 57 4f 4f 20 57 4f 4f 20 59 4f 55 20 4b 4e 4f 57 20 49 54 21

[thuschongswing]

Nov 11, 2011 11:57:21 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Next step... hexadecimal!

57 4f 4f 20 57 4f 4f 20 57 4f 4f 20 59 4f 55 20 4b 4e 4f 57 20 49 54 21

45 78 63 65 6c 6c 65 6e 63 65 20 6f 66 20 45 78 65 63 75 74 69 6f 6e 2c 20 59 4f 55 27 52 45 20 46 49 52 45 44 21 21

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

I knew I should have said that in Base64...

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

I love this forum. I really do.

Also they would start dubbing over old broadcasts with binary so one of JRs famous lines would be:

01000001 01010101 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001110 00100000 01000111 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000011 01001101 01000001 01001000 01001111 01001110 00100001 00100000 01000001 01010101 01010011 01010100 01001001 01001110 00100000 01000111 01001111 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000011 01001101 01000001 01001000 01001111 01001110 00100001

[Yami Daimao]

Nov 11, 2011 11:39:44 GMT -5 DrBackflipsHoffman said:

So say Vince goes nuts one day

[Magician under the moonlight]

01000111 01001001 01010100 00100001 00100000 01000111 01001001 01010100 00100000 01000111 01001001 01010100 00100001 00100000 01000111 01001001 01010100

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01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01110101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100101 01100101 01100101 00100001 00100001 00100001

[thuschongswing]

Nov 11, 2011 12:05:05 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

I knew I should have said that in Base64...

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