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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 4, 2006 16:03:49 GMT -5
 Randy: Yep...that's my manhood you're looking at.Told ya I'd do it.  Randy pulls off a pin at the same time that Kurt Angle made Nick Patrick tap to the Ankle Lock.  *insert Daivari's got the runs joke here*  Just in time for next Christmas, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: WWE Style!  JBL: You're the man now, dog!  Kurt Angle was the only one who realized that the new Undertaker at the wax museum was just a refurbished Walker, Texas Ranger  Everyone wondered why Taker had "SARS" tattooed on his throat.  Taker: I am Gozer...are you a God?  Super CrazY: I like to move it move it! Psicosis: ¿Que?  Rey Mysterio was saddened by Randy's comments about Eddie but for some strange reason Nick Patrick found it hilarious.  Rey was supposed to be such a tough guy but all he kept doing was spitting at Randy  Rey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Randy: What's so damn funny? Rey: Eddie just said "You got served!"  Great Sasuke must've really needed the money if he was letting himself be embarassed like this.  The referee wasn't familiar with the customary purple nurple during each match |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 4, 2006 16:08:13 GMT -5
Randy: Errr... I got something caught between my teeth... I need a toothpick.... damn corn kernels.... No Rey, we asked you to do the job, not get one from Randy! |
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Feb 4, 2006 16:16:10 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Randy didn't realize that Rey had grown to over 50 feet tall right behind him. Try and defend wrestling when your friend shows you this picture and calls wrestling "gay". Vince in the back: "And cue Benny Hill music...NOW!" Yet another instance of keeping the black man down...and by keeping, I mean beating, and by down, I mean ass. Alright guys. Ten paces, then draw! MY TEEF! MY TEEF! WANDY ORFON SHOLE MY TEEF! The toothless wonder tries to find his teeth, but comes up empty handed. OR Yet again, defend wrestling not being gay when you see this picture. Rey: "Praise the Lord!" Randy: "What's that all about?" Rey: "Everybody's favorite man, Vince Russo, is going to be on WrestleCrap Radio on February 18th!" Randy: "Wait...you mean the guy who made you take off your mask and show everybody that you look like you're 12? Rey: *suddenly quiet* |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Feb 4, 2006 16:25:31 GMT -5
TURN AROUND RANDY! THERE'S A GIANT MAN-FISH ON THE BIG SCREEN!! Instead of watching wrestling tapes to work on his moveset, Randy Orton had Cinemax on. Rule #1: If you don't comply to the rules of "Duck Duck Goose", Kurt Angle will break your freakin' neck Referee Charles Robinson was a bit startled to see Bobby Lashley and JBL begin breakdancing without any music. Lashley: "You thought what I did to that jobber was impressive, you should see my epic wang." Angle: "Do I smell chocolate under your breath? It was you that ate my Snickers bar wasn't it?" With the Hepatitis scare, the WWE brought out a cardboard cutout of the Undertaker to appease the fans. The National Weather Service issued a Fog Warning in the arena earlier in the evening. Taker was too busy watching Cinemax with Randy Orton to hear about it. Worst thing about bringing a hypnotist to an arena is that sometimes he'll make the Mexican wrestlers think they're Young M.C. Rey: "They're cancelling "Will & Grace"?" Man, Randy must have been watching a Cinemax marathon or something. He's pulling out all the stops. Rey was quite surprised by how far Randy Orton can flick a paper football. For the last time folks....MIDGETS CAN'T HAVE WHEELBARROW RACES Yeah, I guess the whole locker room was watching Cinemax after all. *that joke can never die* |
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Post by Paul Servo on Feb 4, 2006 21:37:42 GMT -5
Daaaaaaahd? Never eat Taco Bell before a match Hey Macarana! But he took my lunch money Next on an action packed episode of QUEER AS FOLK... I just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO! |
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 4, 2006 23:20:08 GMT -5
Didn't someone once say that this "doesn't make the world work?" Triple H: "OK. Now which one of these guys is Rey Mysterio?" Randy: "What are gonna do tonight, Rey?" Rey: "Same thing we do every night, Randy. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Taker: "OK, who farted?! Henry, I'm looking at you..." DOWN. GOES. LASHLEY! DOWN. GOES. LASHLEY! Angle: "Daivari! Get my lucky charms, err, gold medals out of your mouth!" Daivari: "I can't help it! Your medals are magically delicious! They taste like chocolate!" |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 4, 2006 23:50:29 GMT -5
Kurt Angle was damned if he'd be it, in a game of "tag". The Undertaker was horrified to find out that someone would think a man in his mid-40's could be considered "weird" for wearing eyeliner. UPN censors were going "nuts", but Orton's head was blocking all the action any how. The fact that Orton forgot to wear pants didn't help matters. |
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Post by Psy on Feb 4, 2006 23:59:54 GMT -5
100 points for the Ghostbusters reference... classic.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 5, 2006 1:09:04 GMT -5
We've got Mini Great Sasuke vs. Mini Max Moon in the ring now. |
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