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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 17:36:26 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome back FAWA Galaxy. I can feel the heat of Summerfest from next week, and right here, right now we’re going to find out who the final two participants of the Money in the Bank or Botch Title Shot Matches will be in a Battle Royal!Viva: And not just any milquetoast battle royal, Sammy, but one in which the final two participants must score a pinfall, submission, or knockout to earn the World Heavyweight Title Shot Ladder Match spot, with the runner-up being entered into the Interforums Title Shot on a Pole Match. MM: Our next match is a Battle Royal. Contestants must throw their opponents over the top rope and onto the floor to eliminate them.
When the match reaches the last two contestants, they must wrestle to a pinfall, submission, or knockout to earn the World Heavyweight Title Shot spot at Summerfest. The runner-up enters the Interforums Title Shot on a Pole match.Viva: What Muff said.MM: Introducing first...*Midnight Express - Giorgio Moroder* The Sam: Your winners tonight, FAWA Galaxy.Viva: *snort*MM: Managed by FAWA General Manager The Sam, they are Jake Badd, Jesse Badd, and the Great Warrior! The... Samily!The Sam: What?Viva: *snort* Uh, nothing.*Blood Red Sandman - Lordi* The Sam: You don't think my boys can take this to the end? Sure, one of them has to go...MM: Introducing their first opponent; from Parts Unknown Sanitarium Cell #109 and weighing 245lbs: Mario... NettThe Sam: ...But The Samily is a team. They are a unit and they will crush the competition.Viva: All thanks to your wonderful managing skills?The Sam: Of course!Viva: *snort*MM: The next contestant...*The Reflex - Duran Duran* The Sam: Is there some joke I'm not in on? The only jokes I see tonight are in that ring-Viva: You got that right.MM: Entering the ring from Suffragette City at a weight of 235lbs, he is: James "The Experience" Troy!The Sam: Are you implying that Jake and Jesse, the Great Warrior - they can't handle, um, James Troy? Mario Nett?Viva: I would never imply that, Sammy.The Sam: Well good.Viva: I would directly infer it.The Sam: You think this newcomer could take on time tested veterans like the Great Warrior or the Badd Brothers? You really think so?*White Washed - August Burns Red* Viva: Let me put it this way...MM: Their next opponent...Viva: I'd give this next guy more credit than them, and I hate his and his victory-challenged twin brother guts.MM: From Ward Six of the Northwoods Mental Hospital; weighing 230lbs: Marshall Wesley CoventryThe Sam: You're crazy. Marshall Wesley Coventry and Gus Richlen, two birds of a feather, can't flock together nearly as well as the Badd Bros.Viva: I don't know about that. Richlen's won a belt before, much to my chagrin.The Sam: So you're admitting that Coventry is on their level at least?Viva: ... Sure. Whatever.MM: And their final opponent...*Break the Chain - Lupe Fiasco feat. Eric Turner and Sway* The Sam: If I were my boys, I'd target this man first. He's easily the biggest threat to them winning the match and going to Summerfest.Viva: I can't argue there. I can't argue there...The Sam: I'm glad we agree on something for once.MM: From West Philly, Pennsylvania; weighing 305lbs; "Damn. Right." Jackson!The Sam: WWCF Officials surround the ring, ready to call eliminations as they seem-Viva: What officials?The Sam: Er... FAW- AH shaddup, Viva.Viva: They're watching the ring, Sam, but I'm listening to you.The Sam: Whatever. I'm done here in two weeks anyway.*The bell rings...* The Sam: It's an all-out brawl in the squared circle, Viva!Viva: I'm glad I'm not in there right now.*Jake and Jesse Badd charge at DR Jackson and start clubbing him with forearm strikes... The Great Warrior charges headfirst into James Troy's midsection, driving him towards a corner... Nett and Coventry lock up...* The Sam: Say, how long did you last in the Battle Bowl?Viva: Long enough.The Sam: You think this would be good preparation?Viva: From what I heard Brawler had planned for this year's Battle Bowl; no.*Nett whips Coventry to the ropes; Coventry returns and takes Nett down with a massive lariat. Troy waistlocks the Great Warrior and powerbombs him away... Jake runs the ropes, but gets tossed out by DR Jackson...* MM: Contestant Jake Badd has been eliminated!The Sam: Jake! What's the matter with you?Viva: At least you have two more guys.The Sam: Jesse! Help the Great Warrior!*Jesse runs for Troy, attempting a lariat; Troy ducks and chucks Jesse over the top rope behind himself...* MM: Contestant Jesse Badd has been eliminated!The Sam: Ah nuts.Viva: The Badd Brothers look pissed.The Sam: Great Warrior, you're still in this!*GW gets up and randomly charges at Nett and Coventry, who stop GW with a kick to the stomach... Jackson and Troy glare at each other...* Viva: So much for the Great Warrior.The Sam: Mario Nett and Marshall Wesley Coventry have no clue what they're in for. They're finished now. They're not long for this...*Nett and Coventry lift GW together and chuck him over the top rope.* MM: Contestant Great Warrior has been eliminated!Viva: You were saying?The Sam: This match reeks of bias! They conspired against my men!Viva: Oh get over it, Sammy.*Jackson, Coventry, Nett, and Troy all stake out a corner, exchanging glances...* Viva: It ain't the Battle Bowl, but we're getting closer to those Money in the Bank or Botch Title Shots.The Sam: Which should have gone to The Samily. I need to have a talk with those three...*The four men collide. Mario Nett punches Jackson; Jackson returns the favor. Coventry kicks Troy in the stomach; Troy, bent over, grabs Coventry's legs and takes him down...* Viva: Want to place bets?The Sam: No.Viva: Well I will. My money is on... Damn Right Jackson...*Nett bends Jackson over and rams him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Coventry kicks at Troy's knee, making him fall to one knee...* Viva: And... James Troy. I can't bet on Marionette or Gus Richlen's genetically challenged clone.The Sam: Hm... I would have picked just the opposite.*Coventry kicks Troy in the face and stands up... Nett grabs Jackson from behind and slams him backfirst into the mat...* The Sam: Say we did make a bet...Viva: Oh, I get it now, The Sam.The Sam: What? Just an honest question.*Nett clubs Jackson in the back as Jackson tries standing up... Troy shoves Coventry to the ropes, then charges at him, clotheslining him over the top rope...* Viva: Y'know what? Let's talk about that bet!The Sam: Wait, Coventry landed on the apron!Viva: Uh...*Jackson forces himself towards Nett, in turn forcing him to the ropes, colliding with Coventry, knocking him off the apron.* MM: Contestant Marshall Wesley Coventry-The Sam: Nuts.*Troy jumps up and dropkicks Nett over the top rope.* Viva: So how much money did we bet?The Sam: None.MM: Contestants Marshall Wesley Coventry and Mario Nett have been eliminated!
The last two contestants: "Damn Right" Jackson and James "The Experience" Troy, must now score a pinfall, submission, or knockout on each other to earn the World Heavyweight Title Shot spot at Summerfest.
The runner-up will be entered into the Interforums Title Shot on a Pole Match.Viva: In any case, it's down to these two men. Looks like it's time for the rematch.*Jackson and Troy move to the center of the ring before exchanging punches.* Viva: Nice hook from Troy.The Sam: Jackson with a mighty haymaker!*Troy attempts an Irish whip on Jackson, but Jackson holds his ground...* Viva: It's not happening, Troy.The Sam: Jackson with a yank!*Jackson yanks Troy towards himself, hoists Troy up and...* Viva: Jackson with a mighty power slam to The Experience!The Sam: And he covers for the pin! One, two, Experience gets the shoulder up!*Jackson stands up with Troy, hooks his arm over Troy's neck, then lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but...* The Sam: Troy reverses! German suplex to Jackson!
He holds for the pin!Viva: One, two, Jackson with the kick out.The Sam: Wait, Troy is holding on! Another German suplex!Viva: And he holds on for the pin again. One, two, Jackson with the shoulder up.The Sam: Troy really take- another German suplex!Viva: Jackson to the outside, but here comes the Experience after him.*Troy throws a punch at Jackson, forcing him back to the barrier, but Jackson uppercuts Troy in the belly, backing him off so he can recover...* The Sam: Troy has fire in his belly and he wants to prove he can beat the Black Dynasty and win that World Heavyweight Title Shot spot.Viva: Jackson has been to the top of the mountain, and he held that spot the longest out of anyone ever in the history of this company...*Troy grabs Jackson from behind to roll him back into the ring, and then rolls into the ring himself, but Jackson hits him a couple of times in the midsection before standing up from one knee...* Viva: Jackson fighting back and now with a whip to the corner.The Sam: What would you do if you were James Troy right now?Viva: Get out of the way.*Jackson spears Troy...* The Sam: Fair enough.*Jackson backs up from the corner with Troy stumbling forward, when Jackson lifts Troy onto his shoulders...* The Sam: Jackson's ready for the High Anxiety! This could be it for The Experience!Viva: The Experience might be punch drunk and not thinking straight. Not good when most strikes have been to the torso.The Sam: But wait, Troy has a grip on the ropes! Jackson can't complete the move on Troy!*Troy yanks the ropes until he slips out of Jackson's grip, landing on his feet...* Viva: Watch out there, XP!*Jackson goes for a lariat to Troy's back, but Troy ducks, then hooks his arm over Jackson's neck and pulls back...* Viva: Excellent reverse DDT by James Troy. He has DR Jackson on the mat now.The Sam: But Jackson could easily get the rope break. He has to move him first.*Troy grabs one of Jackson's legs, but Jackson kicks him away.* Viva: Not tonight, Troy.*Troy looks at the corner, then around the Parts Unknown Arena.* Viva: This should be fun.The Sam: James Troy going for the high risk district.*Troy waits for Jackson to stand up before diving for a...* The Sam: Flying cross body to Jack-*Jackson catches Troy...* Viva: Jackson has Troy! He hoists him on his shoulders!The Sam: High Anxiety! High Anxiety!*Jackson pins Troy.* Viva: One!The Sam: Two!Viva: Three!*Break the Chain - Lupe Fiasco feat. Eric Turner and Sway* MM: Here is your winner by pinfall and final World Heavyweight Title Shot Ladder Match Contestant: "Damn. Right." Jackson!
And your final Interforums Title Shot on a Pole Match Contestant: James "The Experience..." Troy!Viva: Troy has been trounced once again by the Black Dynasty, but he's sure to make waves. No shame in losing to him. But now he has an Interforums Title Shot to win at Summerfest, while Jackson might be just the man needed to keep El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler in check in the World Title Shot Ladder Match. Money in the Bank or Botch is complete, and we still have more action for the FAWA Galaxy after these commercials.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 17:36:46 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome back to Niteraw, FAWA Galaxy! I'm The Sam and this is Viva and up next Michael Hayden defends the Television title against the General of the Monkey Army.Viva: The General is the greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time if the record books are any indication, but can he become the greatest Television Champ of all time?The Sam: Let's find out.MM: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit and is for the Television Championship...*Let's Go Sunning - Galaxy News Radio* Viva: As I said, he might be the greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time, having reigned longer and defended the title more than anyone else in the history of the FAWA.The Sam: Meanwhile, Michael Hayden might very well be on a hot streak right now after tearing down the house while tearing down Mario Nett last week.Viva: In the end, The General is still only half the champ I am, since I am effectively the Hardcore Champ and Champ of Honor.MM: Now entering the ring from Lansing, Michigan and weighing 225lbs: the General of the Monkey Army!*Blondie vs Muse - Call Me Uprising* *Michael Hayden appears on the stage with the FAWA Television Championship belt around his waist as he heads to the ring while the General paces about the ring...* MM: And introducing his opponent, weighing 202lbs, he is your FAWA Television Champion: "Hollywood's Own" Michael... Hayden!*Hayden slides into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle to pose for the crowd...* Viva: Now "Hollywood's Own" did the City of Angels proud last week, and I hope he goes far. That said, I recommend that he either go after the Interforums Champion or else he go straight for the World Heavyweight Championship. No one's done it yet.The Sam: Heh. I remember when Connor Mackenzie was going to do that.Viva: That got derailed.*The bell rings and the competitors lock up...* Viva: And it's a battle of strength. Who is the stronger man here?The Sam: The General has the weight advantage... And he gets a monkey flip on the TV Champ!Viva: General wasting no time with the cover. One, tw- Hayden with the shoulder up.The Sam: Hayden went the distance against a possessed maniac last week, but can he last against a former Hardcore Champion?*The General throws Hayden into the corner...* Viva: If this is any indication... yeesh...The Sam: The General backing up...
And he nails Hayden with a clothesline!' *The General backs up again...* Viva: Not enough it looks like.The Sam: Another clothesline!*The General props up Hayden and starts hammering away at him...* The Sam: This doesn't look good for the TV Champ this week.Viva: I remember thinking that Marionette had his number, so I wouldn't give up on him too soon.The Sam: Referee John Creed pulling the General away.*Hayden runs out of the corner and...* Viva: Welcome to the Gaslamp - Hayden with the cover! One, two, General is too tough!The Sam: Hayden's turning this around. But the General isn't down for long.*The General pulls him self up only to be met with Ronaldo!* Viva: The General is down again! Hayden - one, two, no dice.The Sam: Hayden really bringing it to the General. Maybe he learned something from wrestling Mario Nett.Viva: Like showing no mercy?The Sam: Then why is he taking a breather?Viva: Well here comes the General with a spear-The Sam: Spinebuster! Spinebuster to the General!*Referee John Creed counts one, two, General gets the shoulder up. Viva: Hayden's pulling power moves, but the General can take that.The Sam: Hayden circling the General.*Hayden turns the General over, hooks the head...* Viva: Hayden with a headlock...The Sam: No, wait - Last Chancery! Last Chancery!Viva: And what torque!The Sam: The General taps! The General taps!Viva: What?*Blondie vs Muse - Call Me Uprising* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall and STILL your FAWA Television Champion: "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!The Sam: Michael Hayden defeated The General of the Monkey Army in record time!Viva: I have to admit, that was one nasty Last Chancery on his part. Especially following a spinebuster.The Sam: Will Hollywood's Own continue to defend his way to an Interforums or World Heavyweight Title?Viva: Certainly not my Freakin' Awesome Title.The Sam: Michael Hayden continues his reign and up next it's a clash of Champions as the Interforums Champion "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma takes on World Heavyweight Champion "The Punisher" Frank Castle.Viva: Stay tuned.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 17:37:17 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] Viva: Up next is the main event of the evening folks. Aaron Enigma vs. The Punisher in a champion vs. champion match.Sam: Aaron has been a good Inter-Forum champion, but he’s going up against the Heavyweight champion tonight, Viva. What do you expect from this match?Viva: It wouldn’t surprise me if Aaron pulled off an upset, Sam. He does still owe Punisher for way back when he joined Viva Inc.Sam: Punisher sure knows how to land the right hands though. Let’s see what happens!MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!*Sleep Now in the Fire* Music starts and after a loud "YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!" The entrance erupts with fire, creating a ring that Aaron stands in. He looks around with a deathly serious glare at his opponent before moving towards the ring. He walks calmly but with an intense look on his face. He jumps into the ring and throws his magnifying glass and hat to the crowd before leaning in the corner staring intensely at the entrance ramp for his opponent.* MM: Introducing first, hailing from Concord, NH! Weighing in at 230 lbs, he is the FAWA Inter-Forum champion….The Head Detective! AARON ENIGMA!!!Viva: Enigma has been on a roll, especially since me and him teamed up to take on Ghost Ant and Bull Ant. He now must defend his title next week at Summerfest against Bull Ant.Sam: I don’t like Aaron much, but I don’t see how he could lose to an insect, Viva.MM: And his opponent!*Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine* *The arena goes black as Frank appears at the rop of the ramp under a spotlight. Pyro goes off like explosions around him as he starts to walk to the ring, scowling. On a rail above the aisle, fire shoots down at random intervals, like a firestorm raining down on him as he nears the ring. Carrying his black holdall, Frank walks up the ring steps and stares at his opponent. He carefully places the holdall in his corners and removes his trenchcoat, as the arena lights go up with one final explosion from above the ring. An official removes the bag from the corner and strains under it's weight as he carries it to the timekeeper's area. Frank removes his trenchcoat and passes it to the outside.* MM: Weighing in at 290 lbs., from New York, New York...he is the FAWA World Heavyweight champion...Frank Castle, THE PUNISHER!!!Viva: Punisher sure rose to the top quickly after aligning himself with the right faction, Sam.Sam: He sure did, Viva. He's got a tough test next week though, when he fights Ryan Blood, a member of the The Fallen.Viva: It's weird these two are fighting each other at all honestly, considering I think both of them do not like The Fallen. Perhaps this is the start of something more to come?Sam: We can wonder later, the match is starting now!*The two men lock up in the center but Punisher transitions into a hammer lock. Aaron twists out of it into his own hammerlock but Punisher muscles him off. Punisher turns around and ducks under a right from Aaron before slugging Enigma in the stofmach. He quickly follows up with an uppercut and Aaron reels backwards to the ropes.* Viva: Punisher's fists hurt like no other, Sam. Aaron is already looking a bit shaken up.Sam: What did you expect, Viva? Aaron isn't a contender for the world title. He can't hang with Punisher in the same ring!Viva: Aaron was a heavyweight champion before though, in fact he bypassed all the other titles in order to throw himself into the main event scene.*Punisher moves towards Aaron but Aaron ducks under his grasp and quickly spins around Punisher and nails him with a drop kick. Punisher bounces off the ropes and falls to the mat. Aaron goes for a quick pin but Punisher easily kicks out.* Viva: How quickly the tides turn when you are facing Aaron, Sam. Did you forget his unorthodox style?Sam: You just watch Viva. Punisher may be older than Enigma, but with age comes wisdom.*Aaron lifts up Punisher and attempts a suplex but Punisher blocks it and hits Aaron in the stomach again, followed by a clothesline. Punisher lifts up Aaron and throws him into the corner. Punisher charges at Enigma but Aaron gets a boot up and nails Punisher in the face.* Sam: This is ridiculous. Get in the fight Punisher!Viva: Aaron is younger and more agile. He's using it to his advantage. Sam: Punisher just needs to hit The Endgame though and it's all over. Viva: It's hard to hit someone that won't stop moving though.*Punisher staggers backwards and Aaron explodes from the corner and hits a big STO on Punisher. Aaron goes for another pin but Punisher manages to get the shoulder up.* Viva: That was quite a move from Enigma. Sam: Never thought I'd see the day Punisher got powered to the mat by someone like Aaron.*Aaron backs up and waits for Punisher to get to his feet. Punisher gets up and ducks under a clothesline from Aaron. Aaron bounces off the ropes and ducks under a swing from Punisher. He stops and turns around just as Punisher does and he grabs him and hits a big jawbreaker. Aaron once again goes for a pin but Punisher pushes him off.* Sam: Enigma is really taking it to Punisher!Viva: Punisher may be looking forward to Ryan next week a bit. Aaron has stated to Bull Ant he would not do that and would give Punisher everything he has. Sam: I think that really means Aaron doesn't respect Bull as much as he does Punisher.Viva: Or it means he's not looking ahead and is focusing on this match. Do you always have to see something that isn't there?*Aaron lifts up Punisher and attempts the suplex again. Punisher blocks it and tries one of his own. Aaron manages to flip through it and goes for a counterattack, only for Punisher to swing around and nail him with a big right hand. Aaron drops to the mat and Punisher falls on top of him, but Aaron manages to kick out just before the ref counts 3!* Sam: That is exactly why Punisher is Heavyweight champion. One hit and you are down for the count.Viva:...except Aaron kicked out of it. Sam: Be quiet you get what I mean. Are you doubting the ability of Frank to win this match?Viva: I'm just seeing something that isn't there. It's kinda fun actually.Sam:...spoilsport..*Punisher lifts up Aaron and hits a suplex before dropping to his knees and punching Aaron repeatedly. The ref breaks it up before Punisher gets disqualified. Punisher moves to grab Aaron again but Aaron clocks him in the stomach and springs to his feet. He grabs Punisher and pushes him to his knees before locking in a headlock. Punisher tries to escape the hold and eventually does, but Aaron kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a quick DDT. Aaron goes for a pin but Punisher kicks out again!* Viva: The speed and agility of Enigma is throwing Punisher off his game a bit. Sam: Aaron may be faster, but Punisher has a lot left in the tank still. *Aaron lifts up Punisher and throws him into the ropes. Aaron ducks under a clothesline but turns around to be met with a left hook from Punisher. Punisher quickly grabs Aaron and hits a DDT of his own, but he can’t go for a pin because of the damage he has suffered.* Sam: Get the pin, Punisher!Viva: You just said he had a lot left. Looks like this fight is taking a lot out of both men. *Both men struggle to get up. Aaron manages to get up first and moves over the Punisher. Aaron quickly dodges a swing from Punisher and retaliates with one of his own. The two trade punches back and forth for a minute but Punisher gets the upper hand. Punisher pushes Aaron back into a corner before the ref breaks it up. Punisher lightly pushes the ref aside and moves back towards Aaron. Aaron charges at Punisher but he gets hit with a knee to the midsection from Punisher.* Sam: Enigma definitely miscalculated that one, Viva.Viva: A rare miss from FAWA's resident detective. Sam: It has to happen sometime. He can't be perfect in predicting moves.*Punisher picks Aaron up and throws him into the corner before hitting him with a big right hand again followed by an elbow. Punisher throws Aaron across the ring but Aaron jumps on the turnbuckle and flips over Punisher as he charges Enigma. Punisher turns around and gets hit with a big roundhouse kick from Aaron.* Viva: Aaron really connected with that kick. He might be smelling some blood in the water, Sam.Sam: That's what Punisher has been doing ever since he stepped into a ring, Viva. I wouldn't be too worried about it. *Punisher drops to the bottom turnbuckle and Aaron backs up before running and grabbing the ropes before swinging down and nailing a big corner dropkick on Punisher. He pulls Punisher out of the corner and goes for a pin, but Punisher just manages to get his shoulder up.* Sam: Oh my god! That was close!Viva: I thought you weren't worrying about it, Sam. Sam: ...You really grind my gears sometimes you know that? *Aaron looks frustrated as he picks up Punisher. He signals for the Brilliant Deduction, but he is countered by Punisher who punches him in the stomach. Aaron releases Punisher who attempts to capitalize with a huge clothesline. Aaron manages to land a huge reverse STO with the momentum of Punisher though and he goes for the pin, but Punisher slips his foot under the ropes!* Viva: The element of surprise continues to be Aaron's greatest strength. Sam: His ability to make something out of nothing still astounds me to this day.Viva: Why would it, you do it every time we are out here on commentary.*Aaron lifts up Punisher and throws him into the ropes. Punisher ducks a clothesline and Aaron immediately drops to his knees. Punisher sends a haymaker right over Aaron’s head and Aaron jumps to his feet and quickly grabs Punisher and lifts him up and hits the Brilliant Deduction!* Viva: It's a brilliant deduction from Aaron! Can he get the pin?!Sam: This can't be happening! Punisher can't lose to this guy!*Aaron is so exhausted he can’t go for the pin, and after a few seconds manages to drag himself over and put his arm over Punisher, but Punisher just kicks out!* Sam: Punisher may have just saved himself from a crushing upset.Viva: Why would it be such an upset to lose to Enigma? Aaron thrives on being the underdog.Sam: But Punisher is the Heavyweight champ! He can't lose to the Inter-Forum champ it will destroy is credibility! *Aaron looks bewildered as he gets to his feet. He turns Punisher on his back and grabs his leg, attempting to go for Extreme Interrogation. Punisher kicks Aaron off his legs and sends him into the ropes. Aaron bounces off the ropes as Punisher staggers to his feet. Aaron ducks under a clothesline and bounces off the ropes to prepare a counterattack. As Aaron bounces off the ropes though, Punisher winds up and his fist and blasts Aaron in the side of the head with The Endgame!* Sam: YES THE ENDGAME! CASE CLOSED, ENIGMA!!!Viva: He has to pin him, you know that right, Sam?Sam: He could take five minutes to pin him, Viva. There is NO WAY Aaron is kicking out of a pin right now.*Punisher falls to the mat, struggling to even move. The ref begins to count out both fighters. He gets to 6 before Punisher manages to get his arm over Enigma. The ref counts the pin, but Enigma slips his foot onto the bottom rope!* Sam: .....YOU HAVE TO BE F****** KIDDING ME!!!!Viva: You were saying oh wise one?Sam: It's okay, Punisher still has this. Aaron looks like he isn't all there at the moment.*Punisher can’t believe it and lifts up Enigma. He throws him into the ropes and prepares another Endgame, but Aaron ducks it this time! Aaron comes exploding off the ropes and hits a big spinning heel kick. He grabs the leg of Punisher and locks in Extreme Interrogation on him!* Viva: A rare submission from Enigma. He calls this Extreme Interrogation.Sam: Whatever it is, Punisher better think fast. He can't afford to tap out and lose!*Punisher looks like he might tap, and Aaron arches back to apply more pressure to the submission. He leans back a bit too far though and Punisher sees an opening. He swings at Aaron’s head, clocking him with another Endgame!* Sam: HOW DID HE HIT THAT IN HIS POSITION?!?!?!Viva: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Frank is Heavyweight Champion.*Aaron falls to the side, unmoving and Punisher manages to hook the leg of Enigma. The ref counts to 3 and calls for the bell.* MM: Here is your winner, THE PUNISHER!!!Sam: YES! I told you he wouldn't lose to Enigma.Viva: Yes but Aaron managed to hang in until the very end. I don't think anybody expected Punisher to be able to hit The Endgame while being submitted. Sam: Either way, it capped off a great Niteraw. Both men fought extremely hard but the better man won.Viva: I don't think we've seen the last of Enigma vs. Punisher, Sam.[glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Ghost Ant Boiler Room Brawler Mister Socko’s Brother Aaron Enigma Damn Right Jackson Jonathan Michaels Gus Richlen Smokin’ Vokoun
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 17:56:58 GMT -5
[glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Elevated Scaffold Match for the Freakin' Awesome Title Shot[/glow]"The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie versus "Lord" Brian Alexander versus "The Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe versus The Smokin' VokounMatch: Smokin' Vokoun Commentary: Smokin' Vokoun [glow=silver,2,300]Interforums Championship[/glow]Bull Ant versus "The Head Detective" Aaron EnigmaMatch: Aaron Enigma Commentary: Aaron Enigma [glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Interforums Title Shot on a Pole[/glow]Square versus "Big sMurfy" Evil M versus Mister Potato versus James TroyMatch: Evil Fluffy Bunny sMurf Commentary: Evil Fluffy Bunny sMurf [glow=silver,2,300]Freakin' Awesome Championship[/glow]Ghost Ant versus Vincent Van AgonyMatch: Ghost Ant Commentary: [glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Title Shot[/glow]El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler versus Ryan Bergman versus "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen versus "Damn Right" JacksonMatch: Gus Richlen Commentary: Gus Richlen [glow=Gold,2,300]"I Quit" Match[/glow]Jonathan Michaels versus Boiler Room BrawlerMatch: Boiler Room Brawler Commentary: Boiler Room Brawler [glow=Gold,2,300]World Heavyweight Championship 2 out of 3 Falls Match[/glow]Ryan Blood versus "The Punisher" Frank CastleMatch: MSB & Punisher Commentary: MSB & Punisher
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 18:05:22 GMT -5
I'll give everyone at least one more day to promo their hearts out for Summerfest before sending out the card for voting.
Get to it, give it your all, and make it count!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 13, 2012 18:39:49 GMT -5
[glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Elevated Scaffold Match for the Freakin' Awesome Title Shot[/glow]"The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie versus "Lord" Brian Alexander versus "The Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe versus The Smokin' VokounMatch: Smokin' Vokoun Commentary: Smokin' Vokoun [glow=silver,2,300]Interforums Championship[/glow]Bull Ant versus "The Head Detective" Aaron EnigmaMatch: Aaron Enigma Commentary: Aaron Enigma [glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Interforums Title Shot on a Pole[/glow]Square versus "Big sMurfy" Evil M versus Mister Potato versus James TroyMatch: Evil Fluffy Bunny sMurf Commentary: Evil Fluffy Bunny sMurf [glow=silver,2,300]Freakin' Awesome Championship[/glow]Ghost Ant versus Vincent Van AgonyMatch: Ghost Ant Commentary: Ghost Ant [glow=Gold,2,300]Money in the Bank or Botch: Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Title Shot[/glow]El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler versus Ryan Bergman versus "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen versus "Damn Right" JacksonMatch: Gus Richlen Commentary: Gus Richlen [glow=Gold,2,300]"I Quit" Match[/glow]Jonathan Michaels versus Boiler Room BrawlerMatch: Boiler Room Brawler Commentary: Boiler Room Brawler [glow=Gold,2,300]World Heavyweight Championship 2 out of 3 Falls Match[/glow]Ryan Blood versus "The Punisher" Frank CastleMatch: MSB & Punisher Commentary: MSB & Punisher I only wanted the match not the commentary.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 19:11:55 GMT -5
Oh, and I left out Bergman/Evil M due to lack of time on my own part. I'll try to book it first thing next Niteraw. Or would you two rather make a program of it leading up to Battle Bowl...?
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 13, 2012 19:23:40 GMT -5
Oh, and I left out Bergman/Evil M due to lack of time on my own part. I'll try to book it first thing next Niteraw. Or would you two rather make a program of it leading up to Battle Bowl...? I guess that'll depend on what happens at the PPV. I'm sure M and I will talk about it over the next couple of days.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 13, 2012 20:08:10 GMT -5
Put up MPM's Profile.
It's basically Demento with moves renamed
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 13, 2012 20:37:10 GMT -5
Awesome show guys! Plus I'm glad to be part of SummerFest
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Post by hossfan on Jun 13, 2012 21:49:35 GMT -5
I mark for "The Samily".
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 13, 2012 22:47:34 GMT -5
I just gotta say that I love your choice of theme music, Jackson! No lie, I thought of using that song myself but eventually decided that it wouldn't be a good fit for a heel.
Great main event written by Aaron too. And the Nakatomi Plaza segment to open the show was good readin'.
By the way, there was a little in-joke for longtime members in that segment. When Jackson said that Jono would be the one to "take the power back" and then mumbled an apology to Aaron, it was because one of Aaron's previous themes was "Take The Power Back" by Rage Against The Machine. (We seem to have a lot of RATM fans in this fed, which is not a complaint at all since I'm a big fan myself. Blood's very first theme music was their cover of "Pistol Grip Pump", after all.)
EDIT: Btw Jono, it was actually Blood who was turned into a camel in our match, not you.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 13, 2012 22:58:29 GMT -5
I caught that joke and I enjoyed it.
Thanks about the main event too, that wasn't easy to write considering the vote was so close.
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jun 13, 2012 23:52:27 GMT -5
Excellent show, to tell the truth I'm suprised I was the runner up. Can't wait for Summerfest.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 14, 2012 1:02:46 GMT -5
And use that as an opportunity to promote yourself and the Interforums Title Show on a Pole match. I'm liking what I'm setting so far in the promo thread. I think I'll send the card out late Thursday. Keep using that time to possibly sway the voters with your words, everyone.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 14, 2012 2:28:18 GMT -5
So... allow me to show that I'm still getting used to things.
The TV Title. It's been mentioned on commentary that if I defend the belt one more time, I get to choose what title I want to challenge for? And it's either the Inter-Forums, Freakin' Awesome, and if I'm not mistaken, World Heavyweight?
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Post by hossfan on Jun 14, 2012 5:17:25 GMT -5
So... allow me to show that I'm still getting used to things. The TV Title. It's been mentioned on commentary that if I defend the belt one more time, I get to choose what title I want to challenge for? And it's either the Inter-Forums, Freakin' Awesome, and if I'm not mistaken, World Heavyweight? I think its just the first two. If I remember right, its five TV title defenses to compete for the Inter Forum or Freakin Awesome belts, and ten for the Heavyweight. Of course, that rule might have changed and I didn't catch it.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 14, 2012 8:50:08 GMT -5
For that matter, wasn't Dupoe supposed to get a shot at something since he was never defeated for the title? What ever happened to that?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 14, 2012 11:13:10 GMT -5
Dupoe defended the TV Title four times, one short of a full-blown title shot, but I offered him the chance to vacate it for an instant spot in either the Freakin' Awesome or Interforums title shot matches. He picked the FA Title Shot Elevated Scaffold match. Essentially, that ladder match is like his fifth defense, but a tad harder and with a big payoff.
And Hayden must defeat two more men for a shot at either the FAT or the IFT. He needs ten for the WHT.
This reminds me of how I plan to have the IFT and FAT defended between Summerfest and Battle Bowl and hopefully between PPVs from now on - Summerfest is a special set of circumstances.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 14, 2012 12:06:35 GMT -5
No, Hayden needs 10 to challenge for the IF and 15 for the World title. He only needs 5 for the FAC.
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